Humoresque
By: Lonely Anomaly.
Chapter one: In which Saix is late.
Saix was late. Really late. So late, that he actually strolled past Axel's room and Axel was awake.
Not that there was time in Castle Oblivion, just Circadian Rhythms. And if you were late on your own Circadian Rhythm, you truly were late.
Saix quickened his pace. The Superior was going to pissed if his second in charge was late, which he was. He groaned, but quickly shut himself up when he heard footsteps clacking lackadaisically behind him. Saix rounded the corridor, trying to make an escape before the intruder noticed.
Saix listened to the footsteps carefully. Organization boots. He reasoned. Why would someone in the Organization follow him? Who would be so cavilier as to…oh no…
"Sup, Fangfwace." Axel said, his mouth (big) stuffed with a toothbrush, bubbles escaping his oral cavity and dripping down his chin and onto the floor. Saix cringed visably. Axel smoothed his bedheaded already insane hair. He yawned, more soap dribbling down his face.
Axel swallowed the toothpaste and Saix cringed again. At this rate, he was going to be sick… The Diviner quickly gathered his demeanor and stared coldly at the redhead.
"Where are you supposed to be XIII?" He droned. Axel was unfazed by the stern voice.
"None ya business, Scarface." Axel waved his hand languidly. Saix knew Axel was just looking for a fight, a nice morning scuffle, but he didn't feel like satisfying that want just yet.
But taunting never hurt, right?
"Do you want a pair to match?"
"A pair of what?"
"Scars."
"Let's find out."
Saix was forced to draw his claymore. It glinted in the artificial light creating a menacing effect. Fire from Axel's chakrams erupted, making the air unbearably hot. Axel, always impulsive, struck first, but Saix dodged it, retaliating with a blow to the stomach.
Axel grunted but decided to grin and bear it, much to Saix's dismay. The redhead growled, stepping around Saix to deliver a blow to his side, but Saix leaped out of the way, and the chakram became rammed in the solid wall, its glory now completely undignified.
Saix was about to finish him off when a voice came through the intercom.
"Number VII, Number VIII, what do you think you're doing?"
The velvety voice dripped with sardonic power. That omniscience, that omnipotence had to be…Oh no. The Su-
"Saix, my office. Demyx. You know what to do."
And suddenly the aforementioned portaled throught the wall, a façade of water clones appearing before the fire mage's eyes. The Nocturne smiled them maliciously.
"My pleasure."
Axel whimpered. Not the water…
A/N: First chappie! Review or don't I don't care. I write for fun. But review please! I want constructive criticism.
Disclaimer: Sora would be dead. Nuff said.