Notes: Hey! I know I haven't updated in a while, I just had trouble coming up with good ideas. Hopefully you guy's might like this.

Disclaimer: I do not own Fairy Tail….*Sobs*….One day

''You want me to do what?"

"Be my Maid of Honor."

Now, what Juvia was asking wasn't an out of the ordinary thing, in fact it could be considered a great sign of friendship.

That is if it wasn't for the fact she was asking Gajeel.

"There are so, so many things wrong with this, but I'll start with this. Why don't you get one of the girls?" Gajeel partially hoped that she would see reason and let him out this.

"Well", Juvia began, putting a finger on her chin in thought,"Juvia Knows you would like Levy-San to be mine, but she was Lucy-San's, so it would be unfair if she got it twice."

Gajeel stared at the roof. "Fuck." He was having hope's that she would chose Levy, seeing how close they became after Gajeel went public with her. He smirked. They managed to keep it secret for three months until Asuka walked in on them…Having fun. Alzack still shoots at Gajeel first whenever a guild fight starts.

"Why not Bunny-Girl then?"

Juvia started off calm, "While she has started a beautiful relationship with Natsu-san", Juvia then took on a dramatic pose, hand over head and the other on her chest,"Juvia still cannot trust a love rival in such a romatic setting, especially so close to the groom."

Gajeel rolled his eyes . This explained why the only women who were bridesmaids were Levy, Asuka and Wendy.

"What about Wendy?" Gajeel brought this new idea to the table, thinking it actually made sense. Wendy and Juvia were close and she was too young to be considered a 'Love Rival'.

Juvia stood up to stretch, "Juvia thought that Wendy would be happier sitting with the exceeds and the other children, than with the rest of us old people." She smiled jokingly at the old people comment. At 20, they could be hardly considered old.

This seem to be the craze lately, getting married so young. Elfman and Evergreen married a year ago. Natsu and Lucy soon followed. And now it was Gray and Juvia's turn.

Gajeel got up to meet Juvia in the face and ask her the question that's been bugging him.

"Why me?"

Juvia was taken aback by this. She thought that they were best friends, that they had a connection. Not a romantic one, but a one of friendship.

Juvia returned Gajeel's gaze. " Because you're the closest friend I ever had. Because your always checked up on me after I moved in to Fairy Hills. Because when Juvia thought of who she wanted there, supporting her when she finally married the one, she could only think of you."

Juvia's eyes began to well up, that was until a hand appeared on her shoulder.

"You have a shit taste in friends." Gajeel then looked back up at her. " But I can hardly leave you high and dry like this." He then gave her one of those soft Gajeel smiles, the one that only Juvia and Levy ever saw.

The Iron Dragon Slayer felt two arms grip his chest. "Thank you." Tears began to fall for a whole different reason now.

Gajeel patted her on the back. "Yea, yea" , He said it in a cool but kind way. "Got one condition though."

Juvia had a slightly surprised look.

"I am not being called a Maid of Honor."

So what did you think? It was meant to be mainly humor, but it kinda' got away from me. Please read and review. Thanks for reading!