(GREED) "Gah.. where the fuck am I?" I've been wandering through a forest… All alone. I smoothly tripped over a tree branch and landed on a fucking- I don't know what the fuck this is. ._. "Wat" Before me is a fucking glass case- which the glass I cracked and almost broke- and a girl… damn a blonde shawty. I'd tap that. "Huh.. she's short.. hah Sleeping Shorty" Like sleeping beauty or something. Ah shit I have to wake her up now… uh…. uh. How does the story go… um I opened the glass case, nearly causing it to shatter. So… uh.. I kiss her? Sure So then I kissed her.
(EDEN) I awoke from my slumber to a kiss by a Oh my gawd a prince!~ He slowly pulled away. I couldn't help myself and squealed. He don't really look like a prince..oh well "Omg. A prince. " "Uh...sure" He replied. I blushed fiercely. OMG he spoke~ "Um...you okay?" "Yes. Especially now since my prince came and rescued me from my slumber~"
(GREED) Who the fuck is this bitch? "Um… I didn't sign up for this…. I'm gonna go now…." She looked at me with a blank look and a stupid smile, the blush completely gone, "You what? This isn't how the story is supposed to go. The prince kisses me. I wake up. And I live happily ever after. "She was sitting up and holding onto my arm. What? "Listen, girl… I'm no prince.. Now will you please let go of me?" "Well… Then why are you here? And why did you kiss me?" Um… I don't know.. "Gah… um.. I seriously have got to go.. The police are after me and-" "What? Police?" Ah shit…
(EDEN) Mmk..so..he ain't a prince.. "Uh..wait um..uh..well shit.." He said. "If the police are after you, you must've done something. What did you do? Steal something?" He didn't respond. Goddammit..this sort of shit always happens to me. I never get a happy ending. I mean even that bitch, snow white, got a fucking happily ever after and a PRINCE. All I have is this jackass. Just then, a gun was shot and the police came running. I screamed. This was not how this was suppose to go! "Ah fuck.." I heard my 'prince' say, "Well come on.." He picked me up and flung me over his shoulder. "Hey. What the hell do you think you're doing." "Saving your ass. Which is pretty nice by the way." He said and started running. Goddammit...I just wanted a happily ever after! Is that really too much to ask for?!
(GREED) Gah… what the hell have I gotten myself into? "You're ruining my happily ever after!" "Well sorrrrrry. Okay?" More gunshots, I run even faster. "Ya know. I don't like you." Well I'm not really a big fan of you either. "A lot of people don't like me. I got used to it. Now will you just shut up?" She crossed her arms. "Whatever…." Gah… Looks like I'm stuck with her.