Hey!! You're probably not going to read this little info thing, but I'm going to write it anyway.
This is a procrastination project that I decided to write because I had writer's block on my other story, A Little Shaken Up (A must read!) So please enjoy!

Oh, and just for the record, I do NOT own the Vampire Doll manga series or any of the character.
(Even though I wish I did)

They say that male bats have the highest rate of homosexuality of any mammal.
Originally, Vincent never believed such a strange statement, not to mention a gross one.
But after seeing Guilt-Na-Zan after 100 years of total darkness when he was stuck in that cross...

He found it oh so true.

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"My lord?"

"What?" Guilt Na Zan was staring out the window, watching the clouds go by with the wind.
The fact that he had the body of a girl made him suddenly sort of think like a girl too, even if he was in his original form as Lord of the Vampires. He turned around to look at Vincent,
who was clad in his usual outfit of a dark fur-trimmed jacket and black pants. Strangely though, he didn't have his sunglasses on.

"Have you ever..." His voice was shaky, and a little drip of sweat was rolling down the side of his face. He looked down and started to twiddle his thumbs.

"Yes Vincent?" Guilt Na Zan looked over Vincent again, this time noticing a slight bulge in his pants.

"Thought about guys?" He finished, unlocking his hands to wipe the sweat off his face.

Guilt looked up and frowned.

"What do you mean Vincent?"

"Well, my lord, I've been having thoughts about guys...Like hugging, and maybe kissing them.
and I don't know why..So I was wondering if you ever got thoughts like that."

Hmmm not until now...Guilt Na Zan thought.

"What guys are you having thoughts like this about?"

Guilt Na Zan noticed immediately that this question struck Vincent, by the way his neck stiffened and he pursed his lips in a straght line. His eyes also got a little bit watery.

"Never mind..." Vincent muttered as he fled the room.

Suddenly Guilt Na Zan felt himself turn back into Guilt Na again, the doll he originally got resurrected into by Kyoji, just to be his maid. But the real question remained. Who could Vincent be talking about?

Could it possibly...be me? Guilt Na thought to himself.

Heehee I can tell this will be a good one! I'll update in a couple days...maybe.
Please R&R! Constructive criticism is great and all, but I love the occasional "OMG SO AWESOME WRITE MOREZZ!!!11!" As well :)