A/N: If you can't look up the definition of "joke," then don't read it.

Chapter One: The Magic Begins

I was reading a book called Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban. It was my favorite book EVA, from my favorite series ever. It was a wonderful collection of words that made me giggle with glee.

Suddenly...as I turned to page 3...I WAS SUCKED IN! DAYYYYYYYYYYYYUUUUUUUUM!

I was sitting in the Great Hall next to Harry, Malfoy, Fred and George, Hermione, and Ron. Professor Minerva walked up to me and said hi. "Hi girl, I don't recognize you, what house are you in?"

"I'm not in a House" I apologized. Harry and Malfoy smiled at me fliratiousy. Professor Minerva gasped. "What is such a girl as you doing WITHOUT A HOUSE! Let me run and get you the Sorting Hat ok?" I nodded and she poofed off, then returned with a hat and put it on my head.

"Wow, you're like super-talented," the Hat whispered, except Hermione and Ron and stuff could hear it. "You're smart, brave, loyal, and cunning. What house...what house...Okay, eenie meenie minie moe, catch a tiger by its toe...GRYFFINDOR!"

"Yay!" Fred and George said. Hermione linked elbows with me and walked me to the common room. "You'll love it here," she said. "I'm thirteen, by the way, I like school and my bff's are ROn and Harry. What's your name and stuff?"

"I'm Jasmine Ysobella Sinclair-Lestrange," I said. "I'm thirteen." Btw I have long beautiful straight hair that curls at the ends, and it's brown with natural blonde and lilac streaks. My eyes are a startling blue. I'm relly cute and kinda short which makes me cuter.

"It's soooooooooo nice to meet you" Hermione said, leading me up to my room. I saw there were 3 other girls, 5 in total. One was totally gorgeous with red hair. One was ugly with blonde hair and relaly annoying, giggling all the time. One was just kinda boring to me, with in-between skin, straight brown hair, and chocolate brown eyes.

"Hi guys, this is Jasmine Ysobella Sinclair-Lestrange," Hermione said. "Jasmine, this is Victoria 'Tori' Riddle, Lavender Brown, and...uhh..."

"I've been in your cabin since first year," the boring girl said. "You should already know that my name's Nina." She turned to me and smiled. It was actually kinda cute but uhhhh she's still boring. Lol. "Hi, Jasmine, my name's Nina Anderson. I hope you like it here, you'll have the bunk above me." She pointed to a bed by the corner of the room. Eh. I'd be with the boring girl who wasn't even as pretty as meeee.

"Yea, she's my new best friend," Hermione said. "She's gonna sit next to me in Transfiguration, kk?"

"Okay!" Tori said. She was reeeeeally pretty, with green eyes with very dark eyelashes and long red hair cascading down her back in gentle dishy curves. "Can she sit next to me in Herbology?"

"All righty" Hermione said brightly. She sat down on her bed, which was red and gold and black. Tori's bed was blue and bronze and purple, and Lavender's was an annoying pink with flowers and unicorns. That Nina girl's bed was blue. Yaaaawn.

"Let's go to sleep!"

So we did.