This is the result of a very boring science lesson... Ways to annoy our beloved Bella Lestrange.

A friend and I wrote it because we were very bored and this made the lesson so much funnier :D

It's nothing sirius and only for fun. And Bella is my favourite character from Harry Potter

I don't own Harry Potter!


1) Say to her: "Obviously your hairstylist is on holiday."

2) Tie her on a chair and let her listen to "Call me maybe".

3) Send her love letters signed with "Snape".

4) Watch with her "Winnie the Pooh".

5) Force her to wear a pink dress.

6) Tell her that Voldemort has a relationship with Harry Potter.

7) Invite her and Harry Potter for dinner and tell her to be nice to him.

8) Call her an emo.

9) Steal her wand.

10) Send her love letters signed with "Voldemort".

11) Tell her that Sirius is alive.

12) Tell everybody that she has an affair with Snape.

13) Send her to a psychiatrist.

14) Let her listen to "I am a Barbie girl...".

15) Wear a Harry Potter t-shirt in front of her.

16) Hide her corsets.

17) Go shopping with her.

18) Buy her a pink Mickey Mouse hair band.

19) Lock her into Mrs. Umbridge's room – WITH Mrs. Umbrigde of course.

20) Imitate her laugh.