Goldtroll: Hey there people

Spiffy: Hey people indeed

Goldtroll: Yes well ... that was odd. Anyways so today we will be starting our tournament

Spiffy: Indeed we will be starting our tournament

Goldtroll: DUDE! Stop saying indeed, you're kinda freaking me out.

Spiffy: Ok man. Just calm down. So anyways whats this tournament about?

Goldtroll: Right our tournament. Well we will be pitting different characters against each other in games of their choice. Like Yugi would be challenging others to card duels.

Spiffy: That sounds so boring.

Goldtroll: Hey you encouraged me to do this so shut up.

Spiffy: All right well who do we have up first for today?

Goldtroll: Actually we just happen to have Yugi dueling Pikachu.

Spiffy: How the hell does that work? Yugi can't duel a huge rat!

Goldtroll: Well pikachu isn't a rat and well we will just have to see how it works out.

Spiffy: Alright. So anyways on with the show. The very first ever duel between Yugi Moto and a rat!

Goldtroll: HE'S NOT A RAT!

In a wide open feild two figures appear from nowhere. One is the great card duelist Yugi Moto and the other is that little pikachu thing from pokémon. The two meet at the centre of the field and immediatley get into a heated argument.

"Pi-pi-pikachu"

"What did you say about my mother you rodent?" Yugi responded to pikacu's some what innocent comment.

"Pikachu pikachu" pipped pikachu.

"I really don't know what you said but I'm sure that that was a burn. Thats it I challenge you to a duel!"

Yugi pulls a glove from nowhere and slaps pikachu across the face. Then he throws a dueling disc at pikachu and activates his own.

"Well pikachu I'd be worried if I were you. After all I am the world champion. Besides do you even know how to play?" Yugi yelled as he drew his first cards. "For my first move I play my celtic gaurdian in attack mode along with another three of my cards face down. It's your turn rat, I hope you know what you're doing."

PIkachu looks at his cards then looks up at Yugi and back down to his cards. Pikachu plays the absolute worst card in all of duel monsters. Karibo!

"That's your move? You played a hairball with legs! This will be easier than I thought" Yugi laughed, "For my next move I will play all my best cards. The dark magician, his girlfriend dark magician girl and that big hairy lion thing I always use. You'll never win now!"

Looking at his cards again pikachu realizes that his tiny mind can't grasp the concept of this game and is about to give up when he gets a brilliant idea. Pikachu pulls out a pokéball and whips it at Yugi smacking him in the face. Yugi falls flat on his face in the dirt unconcious.

Seeing that he's won Pikachu gives back the dueling disc and heads back the way he came. He leaves Yugi face down in the dirt after his humiliating loss.

Spiffy: WOW!

Goldtroll: It was that good?

Spiffy: Well let me put it this way. I have one words for that...HUH and disappointing?

Goldtroll: Hey get off my back. It was my first time doing one of these things.

Spiffy: Really, cause I could have never guessed that. I mean a guy using cards to fight a rat.

Goldtroll: Look man he's not a rat and stop making fun of me.

Spiffy: Hey I made fun of Yugi too. Aren't you going to stick up for him to?

Goldtroll: Well the way I figure it anyone who can live their life with hair that big and freaky doesn't need to have anyone to stick up for him.

Spiffy: Indeed.

Goldtroll:STOP THAT! please review I can use all the help I can get.