Paul Blart Mall Cop 6: Duelist of the Roses

by Lee Harvey Oswald

Paul Blart must face off against Yugi, in a Game of Death.

1. Chapter 1

Paul Blart, Mall Cop, was riding a segway through downtown Detroit. He went up to every minority he could find and yelled, "Don't mess with my mall!"

Then, Yugi came up to the mall cop from behind, also riding a segway. "I'm getting sick of your shit, Paul Blart," said Yugi.

Paul Blart was surprised by this, as he turned around and ejaculated ectoplasm onto Yugi's face, while yelling "Bwaaah!" like Hank Hill.

Yugi screamed "YUGIOOOOHHHHH!", as the illuminati pyramid on his neck summoned the Wiggles.

The Wiggles started to wigglewiggle with it, as Paul Blart turned his Segway to Mach speeds, knocking over the Wiggles like bowling pins. Mall Cop was low on blood sugar, so he escaped to Furgeson, where he could steal candy from minority babies.

To be continued...