Just Another Reasons To Avoid The Scouting Legion

by Jester310

It is proclaimed that the main reason which discourages soldiers from enrolling into The Scouting Legion is due to its high fatality and low success rate. Well, think again. This collection of one-shots would slowly disclose the many secrets of the corp enough to force even the strong, talented soldiers sprint for their lives. Warning! Pure cracks.

1. Introduction

Author's Note: For the past few months, I've been placed under stress due to the nature of my work so I decided to write something lighter this time. No worries. I'll still be updating my other projects despite the lack of progress. But for the short time being, I simply want to write something… fun. In addition, there are readers who might as well hate me for:

1) SNK is an angst filled manga/anime. And yet, I selfishly decided to write something humorous out of the characters because personally, I think they all needs LOVE

2) The basic idea wasn't mine. They are an adaption from famous jokes in which I modified them to suit the plot. So I'll be giving most of the credits to whoever invented the jokes.

3) The grammatical error. Lots and lots of readers have been advising me to find someone who could BETA my stories. But then again, I'm too lazy to find. But hey! If anyone is interested, do let me know!

4) The OOC-ness. Really, do you really need me to explain this?

That's all I could think of as an introduction. So enjoy!