Hey people. I know I haven't updated my other stories in a long time, but I haven't abandoned them. So anyway I was looking at "Percyjacksonheadcanons" head canons, and I thought they would make the best oneshots, so I don't own the head canons at all! Nor do I own PJO, but I own the plot…

Head-canon 1559. Frank often hit his head against doorframes, not adjusting to his new-found height.


Camp Half-blood and Camp Jupiter decided to join their camps. So know during counselor meetings there was the head counselor of each Greek cabin, and the two praetors.

Frank Zhang was a klutz. That much was obvious if you spent five minutes with him. And after the Giant War with his growth spurt and new height was no exception. But now that he was praetor, he strived to not make a total fool of himself, and he succeeded. Well…most of the time.

Frank was running late to the counselor meeting. He quickly put on his praetor outfit and ran to the big house. Everyone was sitting inside. Frank walked toward the door, when suddenly he felt a pain in his forehead and heard laughter coming from the counselors. Even Reyna cracked a smile. Frank realized he hit his head on the doorframe.

"Oops. Not really used the new height…"He said sheepishly

"Excuses, excuses" Percy said, and everyone burst into another peel of laughter.

Reyna sensing Frank's embarrassment said "Alright time for the meeting to begin," with a pointed look towards Percy, the Stolls, and Leo; who whistled innocently. Frank shot her a look of thanks.


The Romans were bunking with the Greeks. And apparently the fates hated Frank because he had to bunk with his bloodthirsty half-siblings. And yes Frank was still very much a klutz. He was walking towards the Ares cabin when, THWACK! He heard his half-siblings roaring with laughter. But to Frank's surprise Clarisse was not. Maybe because she had taken a liking to Hazel, or maybe because she tolerated Frank. Reason unknown she said,

"Alright people SHUT UP! I have a headache," some of the immature Ares camper giggled at the fact that Frank probably had one to, "and your stupid laughing isn't helping ONE BIT! SO SHUT UP OR I WILL RUN YOU THROUGH WITH MAIMER!" Needless to say everyone shut up that instant. They had seen Maimer. If Frank didn't know better, he would of thought Clarisse was a chramspeaker…


I know it's a sucky ending, but whatever. Please review, It really makes my day. I always reply to my reviews.