Et had been sick for many days. His tummy is hurting bad now. And his dad was beating him more often than usual. So et decide to go and take a dump. He slumped down on th e toilet and released a long, musty, absolutely filthy martian shit directly into toilet. But… inside the absolutely rotten shit was a small brown notebook…
"dafaq is dat?" said et. He leaned over and pulled it out of the putrid mess…
"hmm death… note…" said et as he read the words on the front of the book. He opend the book…
"whoevers name you write inside this bok will dies…" said et as he read insid the book. He took the bpok to his room and got the pencil…
"lets see… who do I want to see died?" said et. He thought long and hard when all of the sudden diners drive ins and dives came on the tv and guy fieri went to the diners drive ins and dives…
"jeez I fukin hate that guy fieri!" said et. He looked at his bleached hair and vomited all over his asshole.
"so its decided… I will writ guy fieris name in th death note…" said et. Et got the penic and wrote guys name… … … … … … … … et waited and waited and waitned… when all of suddenly he heard a scream coming from downstair. Et run down the stars. And ets dad was on the ground dieing.
"daddy no! said et to his daddy.
"et.. I am dying…" said ets dad.
"no dad dont die!" said et.
"okay said ets dad". And ets dad got up and beat et with his belt one last tim… then he fell on the floor and dies…
"NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!? said et. Et bent over and wiped ets dads face only to reveal that it was actually guy fieri cosplaying as ets dad instead.
"NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT GUY FIERI COSPLAYING AS MY DAD!" SAID et. Et rushed into the bathroom and cut his wrists and died of suicide over the loss of his dad…
THE END