HELLO, THIS IS MY FOURTH FANFICTION AND I'M HOPE YOU LIKE IT. I ALSO HOPE YOU READ MY OTHER STORIES, IF YOU READ AND ARE WONDERING WHAT HAPPENED TO 'SHORT TEMPERED AND HIGH NOBILITY' THEN DON'T WORRY. I AM BRINGING IT BACK,IT WAS DELETED DUE TO THIS TABLET'S STUPIDNESS BUT I FIXED THE PROBLEM. ANY WAY, ENJOY.
Description: Ichigo goes on a talk show with the espada and soulreapers to find out why everyone is sexually harassing him, hosted by none other than the womans association/ kisuke urahara.
Pairing:eventual uraichi (urahara/ichigo) yaoi
CHAPTER 1 of 20
"Welcome back to," starts the assistant helper as the crowd finishes the statement,"DR KISUKE AND WOMEN'S ASSOCIATION MATURE AND SEXUAL PROBLEM SOLVERS!" The crowd cheers loudy and continues for a few minutes until the assistant voices out,"Now let's bring out the man himself,...Kisuke Urahara!" Crowd goes even crazier than before and one girl even flashes him her breasts. Her long orange hair and busty chest stick out in the crowd as her blue lustful eyes lock onto her target. A blonde haired beauty walks out from a hidden door and waves at the energetic crowd. He stops when he notices said female winking at him,' how nice' he thought, finally taking his seat.
"Let's not forget the wonderful women's association who will be chatting about all they heard, while giving their oppinions towards the end of the show. Let's introduce them, shall we? Unohana," a quite polite woman with a long braide under her chin waves to everyone." Matsumoto Rangiku" The female woman who flashed kisuke arose from the crowd and took her seat after fixing her shirt properly. She winks to the crowd, causing the men to faint in the audience while getting nose bleeds. "Yachiru" a pink overly excited child jumps up and down on their round table while giggling,"hehehehe...this is fun, if only ken-chan was here!" "Kuchiki Rukia," a short and petite raven haired woman held out peace sighns and threw chappy stuffed animals to the audience from a santa bad sitting infront of her."kiyone" a girl with short light brown hair just giggled while smiling brightly at the camera. "Yoruichi shihon" a slim, tall, and curvy tanned woman with her dark hair up and orange jacket stated,"why hello there". "And last but not least...Soi Fon!" An also equally petite girl as rukia shot death glares to the crowd.(they were drooling over yoruichi)
"Now that my job is done, let's give the microphone to urahara" after doing that, a very shy shuhei hisagi gave one last goodbye," see ya, assistant out."
"Well, now let's introduce the topic of our conversations over this past week," announced a very eager urahara kisuke in a sing song voice," He is tall, lean, fifthteen and has ORANGE HAIR! He is very good looking...maybe too much for his own good. One problem and one problem only arises in his life. The whole student body is out to claim him for themselves. What's wrong with that you ask? He attends an all male school academy!" The crowd bursts into laughter, slowly dying down as the said teen is called out. "Let's welcome Kurosaki Ichigo!" (Crowd claps)
A nervous berry head walked out through the same hidden door as the host, quickly taking a seat on a long white couch right next to urahara's king size chair he is currently in. The stage isn't that big. The blonde is on the right end and ten feet away is the white couch the strawberry is seated, a few more feet away is the women's association's table. No decorations except the coffe table infront of ichigo and the stage lights.
"Well now ichigo, how long have you noticed the appearance you uphold attract other men?"
"I didn't have any idea what was happening until recently." Noted a burning red sophmore, scratching the back of his head.
"Well then, can you tell me when you found out YOU were attracted to men?" Questioned a very curious host, his fan out and covering his smirking features. "Ooooooooooooooooooo" was all that came out of the crowd, focusing their attention on a now steamed carrot top.
"I'm not! I like women okay?!" Man, all the teen wants to do is knock that ridiculous hat off his head.
"Now, now, no need to lie. We have a witness stating they saw you getting all TOO familar with a certain student named Grimmjow Jaeger Jaques."
"Oooooooooooooo"the crowd once more interjects.
"What the hell are you talking about?"
"There are also rumors going around that, at that time, He was dating a gorgeous teen named Neliel who had a mental break down finding out about your little makeout session behind the bleachers. All of her self confidence was destroyed afterwards."
"You suck carrot top!" Screamed one of the regulars who appeared in the audience of the show.
"What! I didn't do anything bad with grimmjow! And nel is my childhood friend' I wil NEVER hurt her!"
"Is that the excuse you used when she found you two in bed at a nearby party you DIDN'T invite her to?"
"Oooooooooooo" (crowd)
"You don't know anything you jackass! It was a misunderstanding!"
"And how did your mother die kurosaki?"
Silence over took the room as the blonde quickly saw he went out of line. "My dearest apologies kurosaki, I went too far. Well, time is up, see you tomorrow when we bring out grimmjow and nel for their part of the situation. We also find out something interesting about grimmjow's childhood friend, ulquiorra chiffer. See you back!"
Rukia: "Go chappy!"
Yachiru:" ken-chan!I'm on tv! Hehehe"
Soi fon:"I will kill you all"
BACK STAGE
"kurosaki...urahara gives his deepest apologies for what he has said earlier on the show. He realizes he was out of line and would be gratefull to receive your forgiveness." States a very sympathetic kiyone as approaching him.
All ichigo manages to do is keep his head down as he leaves through the nearest exit. He didn't notice a petite sadist was following him, who soon whitnessed him crying out in frustrated anger as remembering he was the reason his mother died. "What the hell do you think you are doing kurosaki?" She asked while finally getting his attention.
"Leave me the hell alone."
"Why should I? So you can continue being a whimp and cry over your dead mother?"
"YOU DON'T KNOW ANY THING!" Shouted ichigo, as loud as he could, causing his lungs to burn inside.
"I don't care. Your mother is dead! She is resting in peace! Now stop sulking around, even if it was your fault, she would want you to live in peace. What will she think when she finds out you, her only son, is such a cry baby?"
"How did you-"
"Doesn't matter! If you are really so pissed off at kisuke, then get him back. Give him a show he will never forget ,kurosaki." Just as she turned away to leave, he stopped her.
"Ichigo...my name is Ichigo. Yours?"
"Rukia kuchiki" she states and finally walks off.
'Rukia'
SORRY FOR MAKING KISUKE A DICK. BUT THERE IS A PURPOSE. ANYWAY, NEXT CHAPTER HAS SOME JUICY DETAILS ABOUT ICHIGO AND GRIMMJOW'S FIRST ENCOUNTER. ALSO TALKS ABOUT ULQUIORRA'S FEELINGS FOR GRIMM. TILL NEXT TIME. PLEASE REVIEW.