HARRY POTTER HOGWARTS A [REVISED], HISTORY
"Harry wake up!" Ron shouted. "What do you want Ron?" Harry mumbled irritated that Ron had woken him up. "We need to get Hermoine a Christmas present" Ron told him. "Get her a book" "She's read them all though." Ron whined. Harry suddenly sat up with a gleam in his eye.[a/n uh oh I have a bad feeling about this..] "We'll write one then." Harry said. Ron stared at him with a blank look on his face then relization dawned on him and he said "How about Hogwarts a,[revised]history?" "Brilliant!" Harry Exclaimed.
CHAPTER ONE: THE FOUNDERS
The four Hogwarts founders were incredibley stupid idiots who were named Godric Gryffindor , Rowena[?] Ravenclaw, Helga Hufflepuff, and Salaazar Slytherin.
They were all stupid idiots. And it is wondered how these four idiots managed to build a school at all. Helga Hufflepuff was a flower peace loving moron who spent all her time hugging trees when she should have been rallying against Slytherin. The reason she should have been rallying against Slytherin is because he is a evil, muggle and muggle-born witches/wizards hateing lunatic who started all the pureblood crap. Like anyone cares about that exept the Slytherins.
Godric Gryffindor was a phycotic lunatic who went around waving his sword at perfectly sane people [unlike him] and challenging them to duels. Since no one in their right mind would ecept his challenges to a duel he got bored and made an incredibly annoying portrate that challenged peaple to duels also.[a/n cough* Sir Codagan cough*]
Rowena Ravenclaw was the most annoying of the four founders because she spent most of her time in the library and always bragged about how smart she was and was constently spouting out facts of historic events to show off her knowledge. In fact she was just pretending to be smart. She was actually the stupidest off them all.
The founders were so concited that they named the four houses after themselves. They actually did nothing all day exept lay around and take pionts off houses that weren't there own other then that they did absolutley nothing to improve the school. It is believed that they resorted to stealing so the professors wouldn't leave to go find a half way decent job somewhere else.
Eventually the four founders left Hogwarts. Slytherin wandered off one day and didn't come back. Ravenclaw and Hufflepuff died at the school out off old age. Gryffindor died in a duel against a five year old wizard. That tells you how smart he was. Every one at Hogwarts Witchcraft and Wizardry were very happy when all the founders were gone and they hired a new headmaster/headmistress. And were all very happy .
" Hermione's gonna freak when she reads this" Ron exclaimed happily. "Yeah" Harry agreed "I can't wait to see the look on her face when she reads it." "Yeah but it's going to be hilarius to see her face when she finds out we wrote it at the end" Ron said gleefully.
A/N so was it good bad great? Please r/r and be nice its my first fic. BYEZ! Remember no flames!
"Harry wake up!" Ron shouted. "What do you want Ron?" Harry mumbled irritated that Ron had woken him up. "We need to get Hermoine a Christmas present" Ron told him. "Get her a book" "She's read them all though." Ron whined. Harry suddenly sat up with a gleam in his eye.[a/n uh oh I have a bad feeling about this..] "We'll write one then." Harry said. Ron stared at him with a blank look on his face then relization dawned on him and he said "How about Hogwarts a,[revised]history?" "Brilliant!" Harry Exclaimed.
CHAPTER ONE: THE FOUNDERS
The four Hogwarts founders were incredibley stupid idiots who were named Godric Gryffindor , Rowena[?] Ravenclaw, Helga Hufflepuff, and Salaazar Slytherin.
They were all stupid idiots. And it is wondered how these four idiots managed to build a school at all. Helga Hufflepuff was a flower peace loving moron who spent all her time hugging trees when she should have been rallying against Slytherin. The reason she should have been rallying against Slytherin is because he is a evil, muggle and muggle-born witches/wizards hateing lunatic who started all the pureblood crap. Like anyone cares about that exept the Slytherins.
Godric Gryffindor was a phycotic lunatic who went around waving his sword at perfectly sane people [unlike him] and challenging them to duels. Since no one in their right mind would ecept his challenges to a duel he got bored and made an incredibly annoying portrate that challenged peaple to duels also.[a/n cough* Sir Codagan cough*]
Rowena Ravenclaw was the most annoying of the four founders because she spent most of her time in the library and always bragged about how smart she was and was constently spouting out facts of historic events to show off her knowledge. In fact she was just pretending to be smart. She was actually the stupidest off them all.
The founders were so concited that they named the four houses after themselves. They actually did nothing all day exept lay around and take pionts off houses that weren't there own other then that they did absolutley nothing to improve the school. It is believed that they resorted to stealing so the professors wouldn't leave to go find a half way decent job somewhere else.
Eventually the four founders left Hogwarts. Slytherin wandered off one day and didn't come back. Ravenclaw and Hufflepuff died at the school out off old age. Gryffindor died in a duel against a five year old wizard. That tells you how smart he was. Every one at Hogwarts Witchcraft and Wizardry were very happy when all the founders were gone and they hired a new headmaster/headmistress. And were all very happy .
" Hermione's gonna freak when she reads this" Ron exclaimed happily. "Yeah" Harry agreed "I can't wait to see the look on her face when she reads it." "Yeah but it's going to be hilarius to see her face when she finds out we wrote it at the end" Ron said gleefully.
A/N so was it good bad great? Please r/r and be nice its my first fic. BYEZ! Remember no flames!