First Metal Fight Beyblade story, hope you like! Also, thank you MajorOrtho for the inspirationial and hilarious story, Smiling through a Monday! Really makes me laugh, even though I don't know who some of the characters are!

The Metal Fight Beyblade characters, along with other characters in here, belong to their respective owners, and I am NOT one of them!

Kyoya was really mad right now. And by that, MADDER than usual. Masamune and King kept singing Justin Bieber songs at the top of their lungs, Gingka and Benkei ate all of the meat, Nile threw a table and broke it, and Madoka was fixing Leone so he couldn't beyblade.

"I WILL NEVER SAY NEVER!" (A/N: I DO NOT like JB. He is annoying and has REALLY bad standings with his fans.)

Kyoya put his hands over his ears and yelled, "SHUT UP!"

Nile grabbed an encyclopedia out of nowhere and hit Masamune on the head. Kyoya duct taped King to the ceiling. They high fived and ran off to get more revenge.

Next, Nile and Kyoya duct taped Gingka and Benkei to a wall while they ate hamburgers in front of them. Their prisoners started throwing a fit and Nile and Kyoya just LAWLED.

When they got back to the B Pit, they decided not to do anything about Madoka since they wanted their beys back, so they relaxed until SkyDoesMinecraft jumped through the window and started throwing budder everywhere. Nile grabbed a random squid and threw it at Sky's face and he ran off.

A cat in a white tuxedo kicked down the door, and yelled, "THIS IS SPARTA!" He then took out a machine gun and shot Nyan Cats everywhere with the Nyan Cat theme song playing, causing Nile to fall out of his chair. The Nyan Cats and the cat in the white tuxedo then exploded into glitter. (A/N: I imagined this scene in 3rd period, and someone in 4th period ACTUALLY fell out of his chair! I will keep this person anonymous.)

Nile and Kyoya continued to watch as Master Chief rolled in through another window and started firing zombie pigmen out of his machine gun before throwing a grenade at the wall, and he jumped through the hole.

After they made sure the entire thing was over, Nile asked Kyoya, "Now that that's over, what do we do about these zombie pigs?"

It's MUCH funnier toward the end. HUMOR FAIL in the beginning!

Next chapter will be about Masamune and King being complete tools!

~TheAlmightyFireHawk