This is my very first fan fic, so please, be gentle. I wrote this in honor of April Fool's Day, and there is only one guy I can think of who loves this day!

Alfred: Oh! I know! It's the hero!

Me: That's right! Have a cookie!

Alfred: Yeah!

Disclaimer: I don't own Hetalia, but if I did, there would be so much more Russia in the show.

The great hero Alfred F. Jones had just woken up, in a way only a hero can."Stupid alarm! How dare you wake up a hero during a totally cool dream like that!" Man that was a good dream though. It does give me some ideas though. "What day is it anyway?"

Alfred got out of bed in his Superman pajamas (he also has Batman, Spiderman, and his all time favorite, Captain America), went to the kitchen and found it, the calender! He tore off the page with the date before, Sorry about this calender, and a huge grin had glued itself to his face. "F#%K YEAH! IT'S APRIL 1ST! Who should I prank this year?"

Alfred thought back to the jokes of previous years. Aw man. Last year I pranked Gilbert by making him think Elizabeta had a crush on him. Hhahaha, when she hit him with that frying pan, I thought I was gonna pee my pants! The year before that I pranked Feliciano and Ludwig into thinking they liked each other! Wait that was a fail, it turned out they did like each other, they started dating and that's why they wanted me to be the best man at their wedding. Oh well. And the year before that I pranked Ivan and … you know what? I'll skip on pranking him from now on.

Alfred spent half an hour thinking about his old pranks, before he realized who he should prank next. "I know! I haven't gotten Iggy in a while, so mabye it's his turn this year!" Alfred got dressed then sat down in his favorite chair. As soon as he sat, he came up with a something funny to do to his old friend Arthur. "Hey Al, 'the f#%k are ya gonna do this year?" Alfred turned and saw his buddy Tony. The alien. (Is no one creeped out by this guy?)

"Yo Tony! I've been thinking about what to do to Iggy, and I just got a perfect idea!"

"Are ya gonna tell me, or is this something I have ta read the papers for?"

"You'll see," said Alfred, with a smile on his face. He said goodbye to Tony and left. It's still early so Iggy should still be asleep right now.

~Later that day~

Alfred came home around 3:00. "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Tony, come and check this out!"

"What the hell did ya do?"

"Ok. First I snuck into Iggy's place, and I went to his bathroom. That old fart always takes a bath in the morning. I got his shampo bottles and I spiked it with purple hair dye! Hahahaha!"

At that, the phone rang. "Well speak of the devil." Alfred answers the phone and the person on the other end starts yelling loudly. "ALFRED! WHAT THE BLOODY HELL DID YOU TO MY HAIR? I HAD A VERY IMPORTANT MEETING WITH THE QUEEN TODAY REGARDING THE UPCOMMING WEDDING, AND I HAD TO MEET HER AND THE WEDDING PLANNERS WITH PURPLE HAIR! DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA AS TO HOW HUMILIATING THAT WAS? WHAT THE BLOODY HELL DO YOU HAVE TO SAY FOR YOURSELF?"

"Hey, Iggy?"

"WHAT?"

"April Fools's!"

To be Continued...

Please review and I'll give you a cookie and some of this vodka I found!

Russia: Isn't that my vodka?

Me: No, it isn't.

Russia: It has my name written on it.

Me: No, it's my name.

Russia: that vodka was in the safe in my room.

Me: No, I got this from your fridge and … crap.

Review and help me from the sexy Russian man!