HAHAHAHA! Couldn't help myself but to write at least one! It was killing me that I hadn't so here we goooooooo!~
P.S: I'll be mentioning as many Deadpool facts as I can find in every chapter!
Chapter 1
"Hey Matt! Harry, MJ, Gwen, Frank and Elektra! How was you guys' summer?" Peter said with a bright smile as he greeted his friends in their first classes of the new year of high school.
"It was awesome Pete! The guys and I were in the Bahamas! The resort was great and the girls were fucking gorgeous! Seriously you should've come with us!" Harry told his best friend with bright enthusiasm.
Peter smiled politely at his extremely wealthy friend as he took his usual seat beside the window, in front of Matt but with an empty seat on his right. Nobody really ever seats beside Peter.
"I can't really afford it plus who's gonna be Aunt May's company? You know I can't leave her on her own." Peter told him, hiding the pain of remembering the death of his Uncle Ben just a year ago.
Harry's enthusiasm died down quickly as he felt bad for Peter. "Right. My bad Pete." Harry said scratching the back of his head because he felt like a jerk for inadvertently making his friend remember such an awful event.
"It's okay. So guys? Excited for the year? After this it's just one more year till college!" Peter said with excitement, changing the subject so as not to bum his friends out.
Matt smiled at his friend. "I personally can't wait. Studying law is my main goal. Going to a few college parties is just an added bonus. Don't you agree Frank?" Matt said with a smirk on his face as he teased his childhood friend who just clicked his
tongue at him in response for disturbing his personal bubble.
Harry laughed and sat on Matt's table. "I don't get you sometimes man! I mean you're blind yet you come to a regular school, pass tests easily and party like you can see perfectly fine. Be honest, the whole blind thing is so you can pick up girls isn't
it?" He asked trying to get the red tinted glasses off Matt's eyes.
Matt laughed as he took off his glasses, revealing his unseeing eyes, "I seriously can't see Harry. Not with my eyes anyways."
Harry groaned loudly. "That doesn't even really make any sense!" The group of friends laughed at Harry's frustration, except Frank who just smiled silently at the idiots he hung out with.
"You boys are always so interesting to be around." Elektra chuckled in her Greek accent. Peter noticed that she had only been staring at Matt since he got to their little group in the corner of their class but decided not to bring it up.
"Hah! Ain't that the understatement of the century." Gwen laughed loudly, her beautiful blonde hair moving with her. MJ looked at her girlfriend with happiness in her eyes. Peter thought it was cute.
"Hmm." Matt hummed thoughtfully, bringing everyone's attention to their blind friend.
"What is it Matt?" Peter asked as he pushed up his glasses.
"Oh I'm just wondering if there's gonna be anything new this year..." Matt said carefully though Elektra noticed that Matt was leaving something out.
"No way! This is like the most boring high school in New York City! Nothing ever happens here." Harry snorted as he got off Matt's desk to take his seat behind him.
"Never know...another thing. I'm hearing a completely new heartbeat. It's headed for our class." Matt muttered as he tried concentrating at the new sound.
"It's probably a freshman Matt. They're new kids so what's the big deal?" MJ said, none of the friends even surprised at their friend's heightened senses. It was something they figured out a long time ago.
"No. I can hear and even smell all the freshmen. They're all in class and the hallways were clear for a long while before I heard this one. It's close to our class and...he's with our home room teacher." Matt muttered as he was finally able to get the
voice of the new person.
"Huh. A new kid. The only new kids we ever got were freshmen. What can you tell about him Matt?" Elektra asked, everyone in the group going into defense mode.
They were the best of friends but they were also a team. A team of teenage superheroes for that matter.
Matt Murdock. Blinded at the age of 12 by trying to save a blind man from an incoming truck. Things went wrong and the radioactive waves of the truck spilled all over him, rendering him blind but enhancing his other sense above human levels. After that,
he was trained under the martial arts expert known as Stick, helping him improve with his new senses and giving him skills that aid him in combat. He is known as the devil of Hell'a Kitchen; Daredevil.
Elektra Natchios. Former daughter of a Greek Ambassador who was accidentally shot by a dirty cop who thought he was a terrorist. She was also trained by Stick when she was in Japan for reasons nobody knows. Elektra's main code is if you're innocent then
you deserve to live. Her idol would be none other than Black Widow.
Harry Osborne. Kid Green Goblin. At first, when Harry thought his father was dead, he went on a Green Goblin rampage but that had calmed down when his father had come back but it had torn his heart when he found out his father was the actual Goblin that
had killed and caused havoc around New York. He joined their little group of teenage heroes when he realized this, so as he could be the one to bring his father down. He's also the young owner of Osborne Corp.
Mary Jane Watson a.k.a MJ. She's a regular person except she's an up and coming teen model as well as a trainee agent of S.H.I.E.L.D. Her conections with the famous crowd aids the group in many situations. Her aliases being Red Sage.
Frank Castle. The Punisher. Age seventeen and known as the deadliest soldier on the planet, Captain America not counting. He was trained as a prospect for the creation of another Captain America since he was nine years old. He didn't care how much suffering
and pain he went through, as long as his mum, sister and brother were safe as the government promised they would be but...things went wrong. He had killed. He killed like it was somethings natural, as natural as waking up in the morning. From the
age of nine to the age of sixteen he had killed more men than any soldier in America had been capable of doing in history. Just last year he was finally allowed to go home. Frank was so happy. His mum had cried for hours and they all decided to go
out to celebrate. They were all having fun then out of nowhere a gang war happened. His entire family was killed and he was shot right through his head. He should be dead but Frank just didn't want to die. He went on a killing spree in New York, killing
every gang member involved with the death of his family, with no remorse, with no empathy for he truly believed scum should be put down not locked away only for them to be set free again. He would've killed so many people if Matt hadn't intervened
time and time again. Hence bring him to S.H.I.E.L.D which brought him to their little group.
Gwen Stacy a.k.a Motherboard (No body judge! It was like 4am when I wrote this and o couldn't think of a better name so hush!). Gwen is the brains of their team. Sure they're all intelligent in their own expertise but Gwen knows her computers.
She can hack through any computer or satellite on the planet, except Tony Stark's but he's got subhuman brains so it doesn't count. She's also a S.H.I.E.L.D trainee that has the gymnast's skills of an Olympic athlete.
Peter Benjamin Parker. Sixteen years old and is considered the smartest kid in Midtown High. He's also a bit of a nerd. His regular bully, Flash Thompson, had repeatedly nicknamed him as Puny Parker though he filled out more since freshman year the nickname
still stuck. His parents had died in a plane crash when he was very young and he was taken in by his Aunt May and Uncle Ben but his Uncle Ben had been shot two years ago. He blamed himself almost everyday because the killer was someone he could've
stopped before his Uncle had been taken from him. His uncle did leave him with very wise words, 'With Great Power Comes Great Responsibility.' Words he lives by everyday by helping people. Helping people by being the friendly neighborhood Spider-Man.
They were a team. A team that works under the government group known as S.H.I.E.L.D. They were given their group name jokingly by Hawkeye. The MISFITS.
"I...I can't...I can't get anything. He's talking under his breath rapidly. Really fast. His heartbeat keeps changing randomly...Ugh." Matt groaned as he clutched his head. The new person was messing with his senses. It was like they had the mannerisms
of a lunatic.
"Hey. Cut it out." Frank growled at his friend in annoyance but then he placed a gentle palm on the blind boy's head in a way to calm him and it did slightly. Matt sent him a thankful smile which Frank only nodded to.
"If this guy is messing with Matt's senses on purpose does that mean there's someone coming for us?" Gwen asked as she rapidly typed on her own standard phone, hacking into security cameras discretely as she rested her head on MJ's shoulder casually.
The entire team acting casual as they easily planned ahead of a conflict.
Before their opinions could all be heard the teacher came in, a tall and well built boy with his face and head covered by a cap, a hoodie and sunglasses walking in behind him.
"Settle down class...Hey I said settle the fuck down!" Their home room teacher, Mrs. Donald, a hot-tempered old woman with the vocabulary of a sailor, yelled at them making everyone sit down in their respective seats in silence.
The class couldn't hear it but Frank, Elektra, Matt and Peter could easily hear the new kid snickering under his breath.
"Welcome back you fucking brats. We've got a new kid. State your name and stuff about yourself then take your seat beside Parker, the kid with the glasses too big for his face. And Parker you're his escort. No complaints. Ask the Prinicipal of you got
a problem with it." She said quickly before slumping her slightly large form on her chair, ignoring the class.
"Coulson sent the kid? New teammate?" Gwen muttered into their secret earpieces.
"Noooo! Our team's amazing on its own." Harry whined under his breath making the others roll their eyes fondly.
"I don't know guys. He might be a cool guy." Peter muttered to his friends as he took in the physique of his possible new teammate.
The team could hear Frank's scoff and they all simultaneously turned to look at their usually quiet teammate. "Peter just likes the guy's body." Frank mumbled with a roll of the eyes. His team laughed into their hands as Peter flushed as he looked at
his feet.
Oh Peter's bisexual just in case anyone wanted to know.
"I'm Wade Wilson. Not Slade. Wade. Too many people comparing us. I'm Canadian Aye? No? Okay. Golden girls rule. Oh and ladies? Nice boobs." Wade told the class giving the girls a double thumbs up. Usually the girls in the class would've slapped any guy
that said that but the way Wade said it pretty much just got a bunch of giggles.
"Well...that was unexpected." Elektra commented, highly amused.
"Another class clown. Great. Peter raise your hand." Mrs. Donald's growled bitterly before leaning back in her chair and pulling out a magazine.
Peter shyly did as ordered, raising his hand so the well built teenager in a bright red hoodie, black jeans, black SnapBack and...Spider-Man(?) sneakers could find his seat.
Wade saw him and smiled under his mask brightly. Even with the sunglasses, Peter could feel when their eyes met for something happened with him. His heart started beating really fast. Matt heard and noticed the small interaction thus prompting him to
watch (HAH!) the two.
Wade practically skipped to his seat, once seated the entire class went back to their previous conversations. Though they're eyes would inadvertently turn towards the new student that his his face perfectly.
Wade turned to the team that were staring at him curiously. "Hmm you guys sure look different when you were so young." Wade said suddenly making the team look at him confused.
"Uh...what?" MJ said stupidly.
Wade grinned widely. "Nothing my lovely bombshell!~" Wade said sweetly not even trying to hide the fact that he was looking at MJ's boobs with interest.
For what seemed like the first time, MJ blushed. Gwen actually glared and Harry looked at Wade like he was a god.
"Who are you exactly?" Frank asked the question they all wanted to.
"Wade Wilson. Seventeen year old Canadian. Hold it on the hockey jokes. A lot older than this in my comics but the writer of this odd fanfiction decided to go with this but whatever." Wade said with a shrug, but when he processed what he had said he felt
stupid. Great! Now they'll think I'm crazy.
[But you are crazy...Duh.]
They don't need to know that!
"Are you insane?" Matt just had to ask. The way the talkative guy acted just made him think crazy.
"Hmm? I guess you could say that. It depends on what your concept of crazy is. I mean in society's terms I'm a fucking psycho but who give a shit? Sane people are boring." Wade said with a boyish grin that the others could only guess he had on.
"I hear that." Frank surprised them with the comment. Matt turned to him with a confused expression in which his only response was a shrug the other sensed.
"Uh so why don't I introduce you to the guys? Get you more comfortable in school and all." Peter said trying to come off as confident at the same time trying to gauge out a real answer from the guy on who he was.
"I'm Pet-"
"Oh no need. I know who you guys are." Wade said with a shrug while the others stared at him with wide eyes.
"H-how?" Gwen stuttered, her trigger finger twitching.
"Hmm. Cause I'm your new teammate. MISFITS? Really writer? (Shut up!) Whatever. So yeah. New member. Orders from The Spy. Nick in case you couldn't tell. 007 King. Inventor of Pink Panther...Jack Sparrow!" Wade said loudly getting them
more attention than needed which stopped when Frank glared at the nosy students.
"I don't even know what you're talking about!" Harry said with irritation evident on his face. The guy's annoying voice was getting on his nerves.
"Le gasp! You pop culture hater!" Wade yelled as he dramatically fell off his chair, the girls laughing at his antics while the guys felt their irritation going to new heights, except Peter who was just thinking and Frank who generally didn't care as
long as the new guy didn't stop him from kicking ass.
"Who are you? A serious answer this time." Peter asked suddenly, his expression turned serious as he tried getting a better look of the guy that would soon enter his team. The guy that wouldn't even trust them with his face.
"Ooo!~ I love it when you get serious with me baby boy!" Wade teased as he placed a gloved finger on Peter's lips, suddenly too close. Peter was too flustered to take a peek under Wade's hoodie.
"Wha-exc-cuse..." Peter stammered in embarrassment making Wade want to coo at how cute he was but then spoke up loud enough for only the group to hear.
"I'm Deadpool. Hold the applause."
The entire team stared at the kid with wide eyes, even Frank. They have all heard about the infamous 'Merc With The Mouth'. His abilities, his powers and his almost immortality.
They also know about his morals. He kills bad guys which isn't a problem with Frank but it's the reason that even pisses him off. He kills for money. They've even heard how torturous he can be about it if he's pissed.
Deadpool's ranked fifth in one of the most dangerous people on the planet because he can't be killed. He's a lunatic. A skilled lunatic that was able to go one on one with a rampaging Hulk and live.
Almost as soon as Peter met him.
No writer! Don't you fucking do it! I thought you loved your Deadpool!? Don't you love me no more?! Don't take my baby boy from meeeeeee! Don't you do this to m-
Peter hated him.
...Burn in hell bitch.
So here's my attempt in a spideypool fic!
What do you think so far? Please review your opinions. This is just practice. I wanna dabble in writing some action scenes. So if things turn awful don't hate me!
Please review what you think and let me know why I should change! Oh and suggestions for how this story should go would actually be appreciated! Honestly after this chapter I might be slightly lost.
Deadpool Fact #1: Deadpool's biggest fear is cows. Those guys scare the shit out of him.
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Grimmjowislife.