A/N - Something me and my friend Jesse came up with in English while we were supposed to be doing the two essays that are due. :facepalm:. Lol. Disclaimer on my homepage. Sorry it's so short but what the f*ck else am I supposed to do with it.
Our tale starts with a pair of revolving doors on a grimy London Island street.
These doors have been here since the hotel in which they reside was... made into a hotel. Which isn't exactly strange, except that it's because no one can get them out. You see, they keep trying to attack whoever walks through their spinning room of death and destruction. Escpecially when said person is Harry Potter.
The reason for this being that one of the doors in this set of four, is the spirit of Nagini. Voldemort's snake (in the litteral sense. You dirty dirty children, you) transformed into a door.
Unfortuantly for said spirit snake, the door opposite it contains the spirit of Gryffindors sword. Locked in mortal combat for the end of time. ...Or until someone tears down the hotel.
The reason why these spirits are in a muggle hotel you ask?
Why, that is because this hotel, used to be Hogwarts.
The conservatives took it over because Dumbledore is gay. And they don't like that.
Douches.