A/N; Just something that came to me in science class... after I realised how much my tutor resembled Byakuran. Yea, there'll be about ten tips per chapter. updates are when i think of them and... yea that's it. Enjoy.
I don't own Katekyo Hitman REBORN as much as I would love to.
What I Learned from Byakuran (the smiley faced bastard)
1. World domination comes after marshmallows
2. Always carry at least ONE bag of marshmallows while with Byakuran-sama to prevent your ultimate doom in the case where you are ever stupid enough to anger him.
3. and if you ARE stupid enough to do so without a bag at hand. Offer your eternal loyalty/servitude ( you'll still be punished, and you'll probably die earlier than you would've before. But you won't have to go through the blinding pain…. Maybe)
4. Byakuran-sama's face is beautiful. Always mention this. Never say otherwise. You don't wanna know what happens if you do.
5. if you are not the smiley-faced-bastard (much more commonly referred to as Byakuran-sama) you are disposable.
6. Byakuran-sama is NOT a pedo. No matter HOW suggestive he acts towards Yuni-sama and fifteen year old Tsunayoshi-san.
7. the burning, destroyed, ruined city you see outside your window is an illusion. We all know that the world Byakuran-sama is creating will be and is perfect.
8. Byakuran-sama is not to be disturbed while meeting with a man named Mukuro in his room (long dark blue hair tied into a low and thin pony-tail. Head is shaped as a pineapple. Gives off the aura of a pervert or a pedo. Often seen with a trident.)
….. no, it's not Yaoi. Put away your cameras girls.
9. It IS in fact possible to get drunk off marshmallows. Or beloved Byakuran-sama has proven so.
10. If Byakuran-sama is gracious enough to crown you with a flower name. That will be your name from then on. You will not respond to anything other than that, no matter how girly or degrading it sounds. We will not clean up your body if you fail to do so.