Japple

Jace held the apple in his hand, kissing it sensually, his eyes where wet for some strange reason, but he ignored it.

'Apple... you taste so good, much better than Alec'

There was no response from the apple

'I wish you could talk apple, then you'd be the most perfect love, Alec can talk... but he doesn't say very interesting things, he just talks bullshit sometimes'

He continues to kiss the apple, taking a small nibble out of it, releasing some juice into his mouth

'You taste delicious apple, so sweet, unlike Alec, whose juice is so sour, it's horrible'

He turns the apple, just wishing it would respond

'Why the FUCK wont you talk to me! You stupid fruit CUNT!'

Jace throws the defenceless fruit across the room; it hits the wall and bruises softly on its right side. Jace quickly runs over

'Apple... I'm sorry; I just got angry is all'

'It's okay'

Jace goes into a state of shock, had his inanimate love really just responded?

'You called me a cunt Jace, why?'

'I... I just got angry, please forgive me'

'Don't worry, I do'

Jace and the apple hug and begin to make out; Jace forces a hole in the apple with his tongue and moves it around inside

'I can't express my love for you enough apple'

'Please Jace, call me Jenifer'

'Okay, Jenifer'

The two make out for a good while, until Jace stops and ask Jenifer a question

"Will you ever leave me?

"Never, my love"

They both lean in for a kiss

Jace's image goes black

'Whe... where am i?'

Jace tries to move his move his arms but is unable to do so, he appears to be in some sort of straight jacket. He looks around the small room he is in which appears to be padded, there is a single door with a small barred window, and he walks over to it

'Hello! Is anyone there?'

He hears the jingle of keys and an the opening of a door

'Quiet down skitso!'

'What do you mean? Hey! Get back here! Why am I here, what happened?'

The man makes his way over to his room

'you've been here for over 3 year, you were admitted here after your friend alec found you having sex with an apple, he walked in on you and you tried to stab him with a knife shouting "you don't understand!" and "it's true love". You actually managed to cut his waist making the charge an assault. Then soon after the court case you were diagnosed with schizophrenia and admitted here.'

Jace is lost for words

'You've asked me this question several time buddy, and each time I give you the same story, and your reaction is just the same'

Jace backs away from the door and begins to sob, he closes his eyes. But when he opens he is holding an apple in his hand, and begins to kiss it sensually, his eyes are wet for some strange reason but he ignores it.