Love Hina: BS to the MAX

By: The Dark Icon Writers

Summary: Keitaro Urashima; manager of the girl's dorm Hinata Sou… how does he deal with the temptations of living with so many women… and does he? These are the stories of their…adventures. R Rated; do NOT touch this unless u can read things like this.

No parings; just random… yea

Disclaimer: You've seen and read Love Hina; did that summary sound anything like the normal Love Hina story line? Didn't think so… Ken Akamatsu owns it.

Chapter One: Singing Honey, Honey, Honey, Honey! HONEY!!!

It had been a long day at the great place known as Hinata House. Keitaro Urashima lay down sleeping due to the amount of work that he had been doing that day. He had been punched and sliced over 20 times and due to his inability to ever get hurt he was just tired and wanted to sleep. But, due to this author's knack for screwing with his life, he was about to be awakened in a very fun way…

Su and Sarah opened the door to the manager's room, an evil look on both of their faces as they stepped in and then closed the door behind them grinning like little devils. "You got it right?" Su asked the younger girl who nodded and then held up a bottle of white liquid. "Oh yea, adding this food coloring was a great idea!" she said with a smile as they both took a bottle and then began to pour the liquid all around the room, not missing Keitaro a single bit. "Okay, you go get her." Su nodded at this command and then ran into one of the girl's rooms bringing back someone random and then they pored the now white honey all over her as well and then placed her under Keitaro's covers and then they ran outside of the room…

Motoko Ayoama was the first person to wake up the next morning, while she stretched she noticed that she was touching something hard… something a little to hard… this caused her to try and sit up but then she realized that she was kind of… stuck to the ground. This sent off warning signs inside of her head and caused her to wake the sleeping man next to her. "Huh, what's going on?" he said looking at the woman sitting in his futon, her hand on his………….. use your imagination. "I don't know." Keitaro Urashima and Motoko Ayoyama looked at each other as they discovered the "sticky surprise" around his room. "We didn't did we Motoko?" he asked shaking "I think so Urashima....and by the looks of it..." she looked around the room "We made quite the mess." "Yea" "Well, since we did it already........" she smiled evilly "TAKE ME NOW!" she jumped on top of him taking off both of their shirts "OOOOHHH!! BREAKFAST IN BED!" he yelled taking one of her breast in his mouth "HUH BREAKFAST!?" yelled Su as she ran downstairs into Keitaro's room only to find the Ronin and Samurai in a deep umm…. cough throat cough session. "OOOooo! Yummy! Keitaro has a white banana in between his legs! Can I try some Motoko!!?" Su yelled as she ran over to the two currently busy Hinata Sou residents. "NO! BACK OFF SU! MY BREAKFAST MINE I TELL YOU!" Motoko yelled; coming up from cough with cough dripping down the side of her mouth as she yelled at the middle schooler "Awww… but I want some banana!" she yelled looking at the banana between the ronin's legs while Keitaro took a look up at Motoko "Come on Motoko, don't be a meanie to my big weenie (1)!" Keitaro said causing Su to jump up and down on top of his head….. "YEAH! (5) he screamed "NO! MINE!" Motoko yelled as she pulled out her blade and pointed it at the young girl! "Here, now this is a sword that you can sheath! Let ME handle this one!" she said going back to taking care of Keitaro as Su ran out of the room to play with her new sword and to try and sheath it…

A knock came on the door as another voice came out from the other side "Hey Keitaro do you wanna study?" "OH Yeeeeess!" came Keitaro from the other side of the door though us as readers and writers are quite positive that he wasn't answering the question that had came from the other door "Huh okay!" came the voice as she opened the door; only do discover Keitaro and Motoko adding another batch of sticky supply to the floor "KEITARO WHAT ARE YOU DOING YOU PERVERT!" came the voice of the red haired master of the Evil Naru Empire (2); Narusagawa, Naru as she ran over to the two busy people "HOW DARE YOU!?" she yelled as she looked down upon Keitaro "I'm sorry Naru!" Keitaro said as he watched her look at him with her evil eyes as he shuttered "HOW ARE YOU GOING TO HAVE THIS MUCH FUN…" she screamed as she tossed up her skirt and then sat down on Keitaro "AND NOT INVITE ME YOU BASTARD!" she yelled as she grabbed Keitaro's hands and then put them to 'work…'

-Later that day at dinner-

"Hey has anyone seen Naru, Motoko, or Keitaro-Sempai?" Shinobu asked as she looked around the table and found only Kitsune, Mitsumi, Sarah, and the currently 'sticking the sword up her sheath' Su. "Huh? Oh yea, last time I checked; they were all upstairs playing in the honey that me and Sarah put on the floor in Keitaro's room and adding some more from Keitaro's giant white banana, and Motoko wouldn't let me play!" she said removing the sword from it's new 'sheath' and causing Kitsune to spit out her sake "WHAT!? (6)" she screamed as she imagined the scene that was currently happening upstairs with the three people. "AND WHY DIDN'T I KNOW ABOUT THIS!?" she yelled as she speed ran towards the room of our favorite ronin "Oooooooo!" she yelled as she made a side decision to watch from her room instead so she ran in there and then watched from umm there of course…

"YES! YES! YES!" Kitsune screamed as she watched the scene with one of her hands 'out of sight' and then another voice picked up "HEY COOL KITSUNE! YOU HAVE A SHEATH TO! CAN I PLAY WITH IT!" Su yelled as she stuck the handle of the blade inside of Kitsune and caused her to do the choir. "Whoa!" Kitsune moaned as Su pulled the blade in and out of the girl and watched the development. "Hey, you're getting some honey down here too! YUMM!" Su yelled as she dived into Kitsune's 'niceness' and caused Kitsune's eyes to roll into her sockets while the weird and original tasting 'honey' licker upper Su did what her title stated.

-Hours later-

The phone of Keitaro Urashima started to ring but there was no one to answer so the answering machine came on: "Hello, you've reached Kei. I'm kinda busy at the moment; ya'll know me I'm P.I.M.P.I.N (3) OKAY!!!! (7) so holla back!" came the message and then there came another voice from the other side of the phone…

"Hello Keitaro Urashima, my name is William Clintaa and I am a member of W.O.M.A.N (4); I was wondering if you had seen either Motoko or Naru. We had an appointment today, Hillag isn't going to be home today and my house could use another coat of white. Well tell them I called… I guess I have Monaja to handle me."…

End Chapter One:

Ending Statement: Wow, okay… this chapter was mainly made by me by myself and I just scared the HECK out of me! Oh boy… when the other members of the Dark Icon or the people of the administration team here read this then we're done. Just so you know this story will be posted on as well so if we get kicked out just drop us an email:

(1): This comment comes from Eminem's song: Big Weenie off of the Encore cd; it's one of Dimitri's favorite cd's so it was used in here.

(2): The ENE: or the Evil Naru Empire is a group started by Naru fanboys; for more information contact Andrew Joshua Talon. The ENE is a group dedicated to Naru and an empire full of evil intents.

(4): W.O.M.A.N: Warrior's of Motoko and Naru; Actually I was bored so I came up with the name shrug

(8): P.I.M.P.I.N: Probably in motoko's p or in naru's

(5): Yeah!: This is a rap term used a HECK of a lot by rapper Lil John

(6): WHAT!?: same as above

(7): OKAY!!: Same as above