One day the unthinkable happened... Hulk's pants finally ripped. He ran, in stealth mod, hoping no one would see him. He hid behind trees and cars. Then he saw a store that sold whale pants. He went into that store and bought himself one of them new fangled thingy-majigums.
So, he got his new fangled thingy-majigums and went to bed. But the new fangled thingy-majigums got up in the middle of the night and held a pillow over Hulk's face and - when Hulk stopped breathing, he lifted it. Hulk took a breath and then the pillow was put back down, and then lifted, and then put down... over and over.
"Hee hee! My master is dead! Now I will take over the world!" Cried the the new fangled thingy-majigums.
THE END