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ONCE TEH PROSECUTOR BAROK VAN ZIEKZ WUZ RLY GHEY. HE WUZ RLY GHEY 4 HIS RIVAL RYUUNOSUKE NARUHODOU. HE CUD NOT SHARE HIS FEELINGS CUZ IT WUZ ENGLAND IN DA 19TH SENTURY, AN MOST PEEPS WUZ ICKY HOMOFOBEZ AN WUD FINKZ HE WUZ FUNNY.
HE LONGD 4 DA WAN HE LOVD SO MUTCH, HE SCREAMD 2 SLEEP TEH NEXT DAI HE WUZ IN HIS OFFICE AN MADE PAPERWORK. HIS SECRETARY CAME IN AN SED DAT RYUUNOSUKE HAD JUS BEEN GIVEN NEW TRIAL. LONGIN 2 C AGAIN, HE TOOK TEH CASE IMMEDIATELY. HE CUD NOT WAIT 2 C NARUHOMOS SWEET FACE. HE DISMISD HIS SECRETARY, AN SMILE APPEARD ON HIS FACE AS HE THOT 2 C HIS CRUSH AGAIN. HE WUZ SUPR DUPR HAPPEH, SO TEH FACT DAT HE HAD 2 KEEP HIS CRUSH ON RYUUNOSUKE SEEKRET WUZ FORGOTTEN.
BAROK HAD JUS FINISHD HIS CURRENT SENTENCE, SO HE TOOK TEH TEST INFORMASHUN LEFT BY HIS SECRETARY, AN BEGAN READIN SO HE CUD GIT TEH INFO BOUT TEH NEXT TRYL. ONCE HE WUZ DUN, HE DECIDD 2 GO OUT AN GIT SOMETHIN 2 EAT CUZ HE WUZ HAPPEH. HE WENT OUT OV HIS OFFICE AN GOT INTO HIS CORPSE CAR AN DROOV 2 MISTAH BLEICHEN EATIN EMPORIUM 2 EAT SOMETHIN. AS HE DROOV, TEH POLICE FINDZ HIM AN SED UR ARREST AN HE SED NO IM NOT AN THEY SED OH MAN K AN HE WENT ON 2 GIT HIS SNACKZ.
AS HE WALKD THRU TEH DOORS, HE WENT 2 GIT SUM RUBBERY BEARS, BUT DEN HE SAW HIS CRUSH ! 1 ! HE STARD AT NARUHODOU AN DEN NARUHODO THEN CAME OVER AND TOUCHED HIS ARM AND ASKED WHAT WAS WRONG BAROK FROZE AND BLUSHED AND THEN RAN WITH HIS RUBBERY BEAR INTO THE BATHROOM.
WHEN HE WENT TO THE BATHROOM AND SAW COSNEY MEGUNDAL NAD COSNEY SED I GET MY REVENGE AND BAROK SAID NO YER NOT CUZ YOU A MIDGET, AND COSNEY SAY HOW YOU DARE, YOUR CRUSH CULD BE DEAD SUN SINCE I CANT KILL U IF I WAN REVENG. BY THE WAY, WHY DO YOU LIKE A DUD YOU BLUUDY GHEY IN GONNA TELL EVERYONE. COSNEY MESSYOURSELF RAN OUT OF THE ROOM AND BAROK RAN BEHIND HIM BECAUSE HE HAD TO KEEP HIS HOMOSEXUALITY A SECRET.
ARM WHEN BAROK WENT OUT, HE WENT TO NARUHODO TO PROTECT HIM FROM THE EVIL COSNEY, BUT HIS CRUSH WAS WITH THAT UGLY BICH SUSATO TAHT WUZ TRYING TO STEAL HIS MAN. HE WANTED TO DROPKIK HER INTO HELL, THOUGH HE WAS AN ATHEIST. WHEN HE SAW THAT NARUHODO WAS SAFE, HE WENT TO GO TELL HARD VORTEX AND THIS DETECTIVE WHO LOOKED LIKE THE TURNPILLAR GUYS THAT COSNEY MEGUNDAL WAS NOT DEAD AND THAT HE WANTED TO KILL NARUHODO.
HE WENT INTO THE ALLEY WHERE HE LEFT HIS CAR, BECAUSE IT WAS THE 19TH CENTURY AND PEOPLE DID NOT KNOW WHAT CARS WERE, BUT HE SAW IT WAS GONE ! 11. THERE WAS A NOTE ON THE FLOOR AND IT SAID HEHEHEHE I STOLE YER CAR YOU HAVE TO SELL IT - CONSEY MEDUNGAL. BAROC FELL TO THE GROUND AND CRIED NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AND HE BEGAN TO CRY. THEN THE THIRD JUROR FROM THE THIRD CASE OF DGS NOTICED HIM AND BEGAN 2 LAFF CUZ COSNEY MEGUNDAL TOLD HIM DAT BAROK WUZ SUPR HOMOSEKSUAL. BAROK SED FUK U AN RAN AWAY CRYIN CUZ OV HIS CARCAS WUZ TAKEN. IT BEGAN 2 RANE, SO BAROK RAN HOME 2 PLAN FUNERAL 4 HIS CAR. POOR BAROK WUZ SUPR DUPR SAD, SO WHEN HE GOT HOME, HE WANTD 2 KILL HIMSLEF, BUT HE REMEMBERD DAT NARUHODO CUD BE KILLD BY TEH EVIL COSNEY MEGUDNAL, SO HE DIDNT SO HE CUD PROTECT HIS CRUSH, EVEN IF HE CUD NOT START RELASHUNSHIP WIF HIM.
TEH FUNERAL WUZ PRIVATELY HELD, WER BAROK CONVERTD CHILD AN THREW THEM INTO TEH THAMEZ. IT WUZ SUPR BEAUTIFUL BAROK SHOUTD AFTR TEH FUNERAL 2 SLEEP AGAIN. HE WUZ SUPR TIRD AN HAD 2 COME 2 TEH TRIAL 2MORROW. HE CUD HARDLY WAIT 2 C NARUHODO AGAIN.
BAROK HAD DREAM HE WUZ WIF TEH BEAUTIFUL RYUUNOSUKE NARUHODO 4 MEETIN. THEY WENT 2 MISTAH BLEACHIN FUD EMPORIUM 2 GIT SUM GUMMY BEARS AN CHKN. BAROK WUZ BLUSHIN AN WUZ RLY NERVOUS. HE TOLD NARUHODO DAT HIS HAIR WUZ RLY PRICKLY LIEK HEDGEHOG. BAROK LOVD HEDGEHOGS. NOT IN DA PERVY WAI, U R WRONG ! 111 ! 1! 11 NARUHODO FINDZ IT BIT FUNNY BUT DIDNT RLY UNDERSTAND. THEY EATD THEIR GUMMY BEARS, WHILE THEY TALKD BOUT COURT. DAT DID NOT LAST LONG CUZ COSNEY MEGUNDAL APPEARD ! 11111111 ! 1! 1COSNEY MEGUNDAL HAD MEGAFONE (WHICH HE SOMEHOW HAD IN DA 19TH SENTURY). HE SHOUTD HAY GUYZ COSNEY MEGUNDAL HER! DID U KNOE DAT PROSECUTOR VAN ZIEKZ IZ BLOODY GHEY? EVRYONE LOOKD AT BAROK AN BEGAN 2 LAFF. NARUHODO LOOKD RLY FURIOUS, HE STEPPD OUT OV HIS CHAIR AN STEPPD BAROQUE IN DA FACE. NARUHODO SED DAT BAROK WUZ STOOPID AN HIT HIM AN SED HE HATD HIM. BAROK BEGAN 2 CRI IN FRUNT OV EVRY1 AN THEY CALLD HIM PUSY. HE SHOUTD MOAR JUROR 3 FRUM CASE 3 CAME AN STABBD HIM. NOBODY CAREZ BAROK WOKE UP AN CRID. HE WUZ SUPR DUPR SAD BUT HE HAD 2 GO 2 TEH TRIAL SO DAT HE DRESD AN WENT.
FIND OUT WUT HAPPENS AT TEH TRIAL IN DA NEXT CHAPTR MAH PEEPS ! 1! 111!