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Beta Reader: Misao, Demon Master

Chapter ½- Bob (Prologue) Changes in the Moon

I've always known that my family was … abnormal. Can you imagine parents that have more than five kids look young? I mean really YOUNG. Like, teenage young. Like I said, my family is abnormal.

My family really doesn't belong here, this world may I add, I've realized that ever since before I can remember. I have two older brothers, twins, one older sister and two insane younger sisters. But who cares, I think we are all insane. My dad never stops telling me to practice archery; it's something that people in this age, that aren't crazy, don't do. It's kind of creepy the way he acts as if my life depends on it.

My mom and my sisters often curtsey for no reason, or are off doing other Ladyish thins, like embroidery. Is that even considered to be a word? (Ladyish) And I've always been curious as to why they want my brother to act like a prince.

I think, to be honest, I love my family, but sometimes they all seem to be so ... umm … "faraway" from me. I don't know what to think. Sometimes even my two little sisters appear to be old, much older than me; I can see it in their eyes. Everyone is open around here, with each other's feelings and such, but I feel as if they're hiding something from me, something important.

It's kind of funny when mom and dad try to teach me this weird language that nobody around here even uses. Though it is useful in the sense that you can go up to just about anyone and insult him or her in his or her face; I love seeing their faces when they try to figure out whatever-the-hell it was I just said.

Didn't I already introduce you my family? Oh sorry.

My parents; Celondir and Fealena, look way too young to be parents. My dad has long black hair and sky blue eyes; my mom has long, silky almost-white blond hair and lime green eyes. They're both tall and seem to always have hair over their ears. Even if they are weird beyond belief, they doing great being our parents.

The twins, Rachel and Kanach, are both … handsome … I think. I guess so, with their sapphire blue eyes and hair to match out father's, They were always popular among the girls at school. My older sister, Altriala, I love her more than others, she's a bit weak and somehow I felt like I'm a knight that must protect her. She is the most beautiful one in my family. My two little sisters always act very annoying and childish, but they are beautiful in their way. Carna has sparkling emerald eyes and Marviel has clear crystal blue eyes. Both of them are blonde and are around the same height and body type. They play silly pranks on all of us, including each other, especially on me.

I remember the time they dumped pudding over my head, and the time they stole all of the underwear in the house and the time that they borrowed those penguins from the zoo and put them in our bathtub, or the time that … sorry … rambling.

Well, drum roll>

I'm Uruvon, which means fiery one, but nobody calls me that, they call me Yul. But the girls, my sisters, often called me Isil, meaning, "moon". It sucks for a boy like me, to be called MOON. Of ALL things! It HAD to be moon!

I have grass green eyes too. My ex-girlfriend said that my too green eyes were creepy, and that they scared her. Then she left. But I've always known the real reason was because she wanted to flirt with my brother, Rachel. It was pretty obvious though. Because he didn't have any interest in her, she DID come back to me (Evil Assassin) Just in time to meet my new girlfriend.

About two or three weeks ago, my family turned weirder. I overheard my mom and dad talking in low tones. The only phrases I caught were "true" and "it's time," but when I asked about what they had been talking about, I just receive silence. It's driving me insane. The silence is driving me insane. If I don't find out what the hell is going on here soon I'll crack.

A/N: Only this! I know its short but I can't figure out more. You guys maybe already know what will happen, from my writing, I know it's easy to guess. VV.

Yul is a normal boy who has normal life, but not normal family. What will happen when he noticed that things are not what he thinks it is, include his gender? Boy fall in to ME. Please R&R!

B/n: (Smiling) Thank you for reading the newly revised edition, to continue, please insert review.

Have a nice day.

Are they gone?

(Stops smiling) Oh good, my cheeks are killingme!

Enya: ...Misao..."