A/n: Hi! I'm Anya and I write a lot ha-ha. This is indeed my first FanFic and there for you shouldn't be too hard on me because that is a mean thing to do!
DISCLAIMER: This is my story which came out of my head and since my name isn't Stephanie Meyer it looks like this isn't actually all my work. But hey ho. I do not own Twilight nor its characters. Do you think you could buy Robert Pattinson for a day and make him into your own personal Edward Cullen? – If so let me know, I suppose I would own a little bit of Edward Cullen then, but before that day I must let you know that you can't even start to think of me as Stephanie Meyer. SORRY GUYS I know you were all getting excited (L). R&R? I WOULD LOVE YOU FOREVER well till the Volturi came and smoked us all 8-)
oh by the way the things in the brackets are Bella's thoughts (:
If there is a random AN note in there it will be in {These Bastards} and in {bold} with {Italic}
BPOV
"Yo Bellster, Get your ass down these stairs were going to be late for school mofo!!" Emmett called upstairs to me why trying to act hard doing his 'I'm from da' hood' voice.
"Yo Emmettster, shut the hell up!" I shouted back down to him.
And here we go again, another day at school in Phoenix another boring day of the same boring classes and the same boring people doing boring things. Seriously, life was just one big boring ride (and without Jasper for another few hours it was like my own personal HELL!). I did the same thing over and over and over again! Never stopping. My life just revolved around me being a house daughter and Charlie being a lazy bastard! Emmett didn't help much either; though he would usually do the washing and occasionally do dinner. I suppose if you wanted to; you could call it child labour! And you think the chief of police of Phoenix would be actually be living by the rules, PFFT.
"BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" Emmett shrieked at me from the door. Jesus Christ! I swear to god that boy will end up popping my eardrums. Obviously before he has broken my back trying to perform rugby tackles on me.
"What Emmett. Can't you just be quiet for one minute, please, for me just try, promise me you'll try" He stared back at me with a hard lined face, and then burst out laughing. Emmett was a big guy(I mean fucking massive), but hell! His laugh was 10 xs bigger than him; he could make a grand hall full of hyenas want to cover up their ears! "Yeah shut up Emmett I'm coming get in the car and I'll be like three seconds I promise." I pleaded with him and gave him the 'I'm going to be good if you stop laughing and shut the hell up' face. He just nodded and walked his muscled ass out of my bedroom. I sighed in relief when I heard the front door slam shut and gathered up my school bag while heading for the exit.
I grabbed a pop tart quickly and shoved it into the microwave waiting impatiently for the dinger to go off. Emmett was always like that in the morning; so excited to go and see Rose that he actually would not give me a chance to get ready. She was over here every night god dammit! But I suppose it wasn't as bad as it could have been at least they waited till I had walked away to viciously attack each other with their tongues. You would have thought that Emmett had been at war for ten years and had finally come back to his wife and seven children; I seriously couldn't stand to be within a 5 mile radius of them when they were sexually harassing each other! And every bloody night BANG OOOOO... I mean wasn't it enough that it probably woke Charlie up(and man! If it did there would be all hell to pay for that little mistake), the chief of the bloody police's son, BANGING all night long! I could see the headlines now. I wonder if Emmett could be put on the sex offenders list?
NAHHH... Rose is the same age ):
DING.
Yummy... POP TARTS!
We got to school just before the last bell, which was a good thing and a bad thing, It was a good thing because there would be no Rosalie and Emmett 'time' before I could rush out of the car in a mad haste and it was a seriously bad thing because, I was actually going to have a breakdown if I was late for English, it was my fav! My absolute FAVOURITE class in the whole of the school bloody curriculum.
Me + Reading = Love.
I would never ever need a man if I had a good book (Ok, Orgasms were probably better than reading anywho...), and that was what English was about reading and writing and doing things that interest me, unlike gym, which was literally pointless and humiliating for me and my partner or more like the person that coach decided to inflict pain on this week. I found it hard not to trip over my own two feet while walking on a flat surface let alone running and worrying that I would be hit a big ball which was made to knock me flat on my face at the same time. Man how I hated gym!
English class had already started when I had got settled down in my seat with a notebook and a pen ready at hand.
"It was nice you could finally join us Bella." Said Mr. Mason, he smiled at me jokingly and I smiled back at him.
"Today we are going to be writing an essay on what happens in Wuthering Heights and the relationship between Cathy and Edgar." YES! I did a mental rave in my head (DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN CHIWAHWAH), this is the best news I had heard all day dammit! I loved Wuthering Heights (Sexual fantasies over Heathcliff, and I wasnt afraid to asmit it.... in my head); it was like it was written for my own personal satisfaction and enjoyment. This essay would be as easy as making a cake. (And I was good at making cakes)
English went by in a blast, Time flies when you're having fun right? And before I knew it our essays were being collected up and I hadn't even finished my summery yet, three pages, and I hadn't finished my summery shocking Isabella Swan shocking! I quickly scribbled down the best summery I could think up in twelve seconds and handed my essay in to Mr. Mason who looked rather shocked to say the least!
"I know you are a straight A student Miss. Swan but do you seriously have to write so much I do have a life out of school you know!?" I giggled at his absurdness and demeanour
"Sorry Sir. I just obviously can't stop myself from getting A's; it's such a terrible disease." I said biting my lip wondering if I had laid on the sarcasm on strong enough. But he cracked a smile and chuckled at me, making me immediately relax.
"Well... I suppose I am starting to get a good reputation as an English teacher, maybe I can let you off this time. But don't do it again do you hear me Swan?" He was stern but amusement clouded his eyes.
"YES. SIR." I said saluting him proudly and waltzing out of the door.
That man was a God sent down from heaven! I swear it. I probably wouldn't like him if he was my calculus teacher though. MAN I HATE CALCULUS!
The rest of my classes went by easily and before I knew it the bell had rang signalling our break (for freedom).
I got to the lunch room quicker than expected, even though the queue for food was still seven-hundred miles long! I grabbed a tray and placed it down on the side, looking dozily around the canteen like I usually did.
SCANNING SCANNING SCANNING SCANNING LOCATED.
Right in the middle of the lunch room was my big burly brother with his full head of brunette curls, and his beautiful model girlfriend sitting beneath his arm.
SIGH.
How I wish I could just look like Rosalie for a day, I mean she was gorgeous everything about her was perfect. Her skin a gorgeous creamy colour but still somehow tanned. Her white blonde hair hung lightly just above her perfect waist line; if she hadn't of already told me once that she wasn't inhuman, then I would be seriously considering it. She was inhumanly beautiful. So beautiful in fact it hurt me to stand next to her, to be anywhere near her and her perfect looks. It would just make me look so much more plain and normal.
WEHEYYYY! How I loved to be normal. And how I love to be sarcastic to myself????
Emmett obviously dropped me on my head a lot as baby.
SIGHHHHHHHHHH...
"Bella?" Said a sickly voice from behind me.
"Mike?" I said back in his questioning tone, hopefully getting the fact that I was in no mood for this.
"Hey... So what you doing this Saturday?" He asked smiling; I rolled my eyes at his enthusiasm, and why the hell does he have to bring it on so quick!!
"Well... Since it is Monday morning I do not know yet, but probably something good like getting plastered with Emmett and Rose and then running into doors." I said sounding sarcastic, I never got drunk and if he knew me he would know that I was being stupid, 'PLEASE GOD! PLEASE LET MIKE NOT NO ME PLEASSSSSSSSSS-'
"oh" Mike said his face dropping to his feet. 'HAHA SUCKER! GOD IF YOU CAN HEAR ME I LOVE YOU!!'
Mike walked away after his sarcastic rejection, he was just too overly excited about me and I swear if he so much as tried it on with me in Gym again he would have my fist in his pretty little white face.
'YEAH BLUD' I mentally chanted. Oh great. Looks like Emmett finally rubbed off on me.
The line was moving at a dramatic pace now and it took less than two minutes to get to the front of the queue but only bought a soda when I got there, as I think I might have mentally been sick when Mike had asked me out and in the slow and painful process lost my appetite... AGAIN!
Emmett and Rose were beckoning me forward to our usual seats, in the middle of the lunch room. This had always been our table since Mother died three years ago from breast cancer, we knew that there was no way that I or Emmett would be able to stay in Forks. So; me Emmett and Charlie packed up and made camp here, right smack DANG in the middle of Arizona. I did miss mum and so did Emmett, but Charlie, man he is the worst he doesn't do anything anymore except from going to work and watching TV. He never talks to us or talks to anyone else for that matter, he is having a really hard time coping. But aren't we all? He is being so much more selfish by letting himself mope around all day making me and Emmett do the cleaning up and cooking, and what does he do? Just pays the bloody bills! Great, we have a dead to the world father, and our mother is dead!!!!
Ungrateful Bastard!
I had obviously slumped down on my chair once I had reached it, because my body was stiff as came back to reality. Rose was sat opposite me waving her pretty little manicured hand in front of my face like I had passed out or something.
"Rose what are you doing?" I said looking at her like she was an idiot, which she was! She had the IQ of a donkey. But then again it's better than Emmett's.
"Making sure you're not dead!" She said folding her arms over her chest, which was unconsciously pushing her massive boobs out of her green tank top even more; Emmett's eyes were flashing over to her every few seconds taking a peak at her cleavage.
"ERGH! Emmett! Please, can you just keep yourself controlled for the rest of lunch and then you two can go occupy yourself in the toilets yeah? Sound like a plan? Glad you agree." I said taking their answer before they had even answered my questions. Emmett could see that I was getting annoyed and ogling at Rosalie's breasts while I am sat opposite them both wasn't going to help in the slightest! But he didn't say anything to me, no stupid come back, nothing.
SILENCE.
HMPH.
What's up with Emmett?
I was sipping on my soda when someone put their hands over my eyes. EEEeeek!
"Guess who?" They whispered in my ear, I knew that voice it was.... even the thought made me momentarily smile.
"SIMBAD?" I asked acting stupid as always.
"No. Silly Bella, it's me Jasper?" he said looking at me for conformation.
"Rrrrighhhtttt sure it is."
"Don't be silly Bella, hello, I am your best friend and you haven't seen me in a week where's my hug?" He asked giving me his innocent eyes while reaching out his arms. I got out of my seat and gave him a big hug, which I had actually been dying to do since this morning, knowing that he was coming back.
"And where's my present Jasper? A whole week in Florida, you better of bought me a present?" He laughed at my attempt at acting 'hard'
"Yeah Bella sure whatevs." He said embracing me in another hug and giving me a slight peck on the cheek. I blushed automatically then cursed my blush for being so darn revealing. He chuckled again and pulled his lips from my hot crimson cheek smiling.
"That a good enough present?" He asked raising his eyebrow.
"Not even close." I replied while Jasper was sitting in the available seat next to me and across the table from Emmett. Jasper was like my brother in a weird way. We had known each other for three years and from the first day Freshman year we hit it off.
I had just moved to Phoenix then, and I was nervous at starting over in a new place, even though I was looking forward to it. My first class which was indeed the dreaded gym, which didn't go down well with me at first. I had nearly ended it there and gone back home to Charlie who was still wearing black clothes from the funeral. It was only when I saw Jasper in the corridor on the way to gym that I actually first met him, I was walking fast trying to get to the gymnasium before the last bell rang -not that I was rushing to gym but detention on the first day would of sucked ass- and the next thing I know, my face is three inches away from the floor and this crazy blonde haired dude has just saved my face from permanent damage!
"Yeah so err... I think I just fell." I said smiling at him biting my lip.
"No shit Sherlock." He said back, this made me giggle, and when he started chuckling to I couldn't help myself his laugh was so contagious I unconsciously snorted YES! I SNORTED in front of this blonde haired stranger on my first day, after... Maybe I add, after I had nearly broken my face. This snort though this wasn't just any snort this was a snort choke laugh snort and as soon as the weird noise came out of me, we were both doubled over laughing, and by god did it hurt.
So that was how it came to be. Me and my best friend Jasper Whitlock.
"Do you know what Jasper?" I smiled at him giving him the look!
"No I do not know. What Bella?" He asked smiling back at me
"You're my brother from another mother." I said laughing and smashing my hands on the table showing my enthusiasm
"As you are my sister from another mister. Miss Swan" He said and started laughing himself.
The rest of our day was spent doubling over laughing whenever I or Jasper mentioned a single memory that would amuse us in the slightest way. Just about then my life started to feel like it had some meaning behind it My brother, my father and my bestfriend I didn't think I needed anything or anybody else almost....
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That was my first chapter, if you didn't already know, yeah it is small and if you don't like then by all means tell me what is wrong with it. There will be another chapter up shortly if I get a 3 reviews yes THREE OMG! Ha-ha.
- I STILL NEED TO FIND A SONG FOR THIS CHAPTER XD.
Help me choose?