Eren nervously ran his fingers through his hair. As he straightened his collar, a shadow fell across the porch.
"Hello Eren," said Luffy as he stepped out of the shadows.
Eren gasped, his antennas twitching, as his cheeks turned a faint shade of pink.
"L-l-luffy-dono! I wasn't expecting you so soon!"
"Well, child, time waits for no man. Not even the Straw Hat Pirates. Anyways, let's get to it.." Luffy whispered, his breath ghosting against Eren's neck. It smelled vaguely of human-robot-skeleton stew and venison.
"W-w-wait, senpai! Umm, I'm sorry, but there's something I have to tell you," Eren whimpered, pushing Luffy's face away.
"What is it, my child?"Luffy stepped back, stroking his whiskers.
"Well, I didn't mean to break this to you in such a way, but...I am truly sorry! I am seeing Levi now!" Eren collapsed to the floor in a dogeza, his six legs trembling.
Luffy stared into space, his eight eyes devoid of emotion. "...I see. You have found a new housekeeper. So be it. It is said that the young do not wait. I see this truth right before my braces. Do not apologize, my child. You have finally found the maid fit to clean your house to the best standard in the universe. I, for one, must now depart." Slowly, Luffy spread his wings and disappeared in a puff of cheeto dust.
Eren wept. For now, he had lost his oldest housekeeper and most loyal soldier.