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"What the bloody hell is this?"

John glanced up at Sherlock, frowning over his teacup. "How would I know? You turned it on, Sherlock. Look at the TV Guide."

"It's called The Vampire's Assistant. Cirque du Freak. The Vampire's Assistant? What- Vampires aren't real."

"You're more concerned about the vampires rather than the circus of freaks part," John said blandly, sipping at the tea.

"... This is intruigingly stupid, John."

"Wonderful, Sherlock, could you turn it off? The music's annoying."

However, Sherlock didn't turn the movie off, didn't even bother to turn it down.

"Oh, for God's sake, what is that?"

John glanced up again to the telly when there seemed to be some sort of wolf creature on the screen. "I do believe that they said it was 'Wolf Man'."

"It's positively atrocious. Hideously fake, as well."

"Great, Sherlock."

"Oh- this is ridiculous! That is incredibly fake! Look! There's no blood! And there's no way that someone could grow back an arm!"

"It's a freak show, Sherlock, with stupid effects and stuff. Turn it off or don't complain about it."

"This- this-" Sherlock stammered, frowning.

"Sherlock," John interrupted, his voice a warning as he went to sipping his cooling tea again.

"Oh, here's an interesting fellow," Sherlock said after some moments. John caught the words "... vampires don't exist..." as he looked up again.

"He's probably a vampire," John said vaguely.

"But he just said-"

"Sherlock, these are movies."

"So? Movies can't be a proper portrayal of real life? Why is nothing in the movies real?"

"Because they're movies, Sherlock."

"There's a man called Mr. Tiny?"

John actually laughed a bit at that. "Unfortunate sod."

"Mm."

There was a few more moment of blissful silence in which John was beginning to think that Sherlock had lost interest until-

"Oh, this is ridiculous!"

John sighed, rubbing his forehead.

Well, if you've never seen The Vampire's Assistant: Cirque du Freak, this won't be as humourous. But I'm currently watching it (it's a terribly cheesy movie, I admit it xD). And. Here. Is. Sherlock's. Reaction. To crap movies. xD

Reviews are welcomed, thank you!