This is exactly what the title sayz. This is 25 ways to annoy every important person in Naruto. Frist up is Naruto.

1. Take all his ramen;Eat it;Put the lids back on and put them back;laugh when he cries

2. Ask him is Sasuke is a good kisser

3. Ask him if he liked his frist kiss

4. make a hokage hat and say you became the hokage; 'resign' and give the title to him; Then tell him the truth

5. Call him a kitty

6. Put him in a cage then put some ramen just out of his reach

7. Tell him that Orochimaru has given up on Sasuke and is coming for him next (One of my favs)

8. Replace his leaf headband with a sound headband and see how long it takes the little dumbbell to notice

9. For his birthday, give him a alarm clock that says 'wake up dobe' in Sasuke's voice; tell him that if he breaks it, he'll have bad luck for the rest of his life; when he breaks it tell him that Tsunade wants him and Shino on a mission XP

10. Make him listen to Neji's destiny speech

11. Have a squirel attack him, then take it away when people start showing up to help him, making him think he is crazy.

12. lock him in a room with Shino; tell him from the other side of the door that you lost the key; watch him scream his butt off; now tell him you found a key but it was the wrong one; Say you will be back in an hour becuz you need to go to the locksmith; Come back with some ramen and say that the locksmith will be there in another hour.
XDDDD Thats just mean XP

13.tell him Sasuke's back; Video tape him looking everywhere for him and calling his name; Don't forget to put it on youtube

14. When he's not home cover his walls with the pictures of Oro-sannin in bikini...Then! watch him shout,scream and cry with agony...(This is my fav XP XDDD)

15. Make him a website named after the SasuNaru shonenai fanfic and make many, many and many fanfics of him and Sasuke... then send him a link to that website.

16. Replace Kakashi's Icha Icha book with KakaIru doujin, so he pulls that out in front of Naruto... Then watch him scream for the rest of his crappy life...

17. Graffiti "SasuNaru FOREVER!" and place it on his front door...

18. When he's not fully awake pour a really cold water on his pants then watch him scream at you and cussing you at the same time

19. Tell him Sasuke will become Hokage, not him

20. Ask him if he takes medication

21. Splatter white icing all over his kitchen table, then make Kakashi come over to get him while both Sasuke & Naruto are at Naruto's house and make sure they look exhausted

22. When he's trying to act tough towards you say, "I'M RICK JAMES BITCH!" I run around and yell that all the fucking time XP

23. Everytime he says Believe it say Loser

24. Threaten to get Sasuke to rape him

25. Introduce him to NaruSasu yaoi XP

Next time is Sasuke XP XDD EMO BOY YAY!