A/N: Here it starts … all twenty pages. On Word, that is.
The concept: there are so many HP blogs + journals, and most of them are pretty darn funny. But all of the Marauder fics have Lily a bit TOO screechy/angsty, James with too much sleaziness/problems, WAY too much angst … well, I thought it would be fun if we saw where Harry got his diary quirks. If I ever finish this one, or maybe not, I might do a canon HP one.
But the idea for this was too good to pass up. Enjoy!
Disclaimer: Hedwig, do I own the Hary Potter books?
Hedwig: "…"
Norbert?
Norbert: "…"
Fluffu?
Fluffy: "Grrr…"
Sorry, FLUFFY?
Fluffy: "Ruff ruff oo …"
Um. Moving on. Fang?
Fang: "(lick)(slobber)(lick)"
Ooooo-kay then. Pidwidgeon?
Pig: "(nip)"
Ow! Nasty little thing – um, Boggart?
Boggart/Mother: "What are you doing on that thing, young lady?! Didn't I tell you to put away your clothes?! And you'd better not even THINK of going anywhere without washing the dishes!"
Never dream of it, Mother. Glad you aren't actually here now. Grawp?
Grawp: "ME WANT HERMY! SQUISHY CRISH CRUSH!"
Well, then. I leave you with these expert opinions to decide for yourself.
Enjoy, please.
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JAMES POTTER'S VERY SECRET ONLINE DIARY
Well, I'm back in Hogwarts! Second year RULES! So fun terrorizing the ickle firsties!
And I'm back with my beloved Lilykins! How I have missed you... wanna go out? If you're nervous, we can take it slow…
Rissa: Please forgive me. Pretty please. PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'VE BEEN LANGUISHING ALL SUMMER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It was an accident! How was I to know you'd walk in then! It could have happened to anyone!
And please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, don't tell anyone.
I am BEGGING you.
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Comments Posted:
James: You can't. EVER. Remove. The image. From my retinas.
It is BURNED there, James. BURNED. And I won't tell her … YET.
Rissa
C'mon, Rissa! It was only one time! I was in my room with the door closed! Just let it go!
James
You sounded like you were fighting off a Lethifold! And your mother sent me up to CHECK on you! She was CONCERNED!
Rissa
WELL EXCUSE ME FOR BEING NORMAL!
James
Am I missing something here? Y'know, like the start of an argument or something …
Sirius
We all are, Sirius. For once, you are not alone.
Remus
What's THAT supposed to mean?
Sirius
Oh, nothing.
Remus
Liar.
Remus
Hi, Remus, Sirius. James, no, I won't go out with you. By the way, what are you two TALKING about? Rissa?
Lily
Doesn't matter … really … hehe … Rissa, I am BEGGING you …
Please … and Lily, why WON'T you go out with me?
James
Because you're an arrogant git and I'm too young to date. Now TELL me, Rissa!
Lily
James is right, it doesn't really matter. Hi, Remus, Sirius! Peter! How were your summers? And where is Kailinn?
Rissa
Why does everyone always say HIS name first? I'M your one true love!
Sirius
I'm here, Rissa. Well, here as in the second-floor broom closet, nyway. Srry abut the spelling errors, hrd 2 tupe when he's – ummmmmmmmmmmmmmm…. Never mind. My summer was great.
Kailinn
Sirius, we say his name first because R is before S in the alphabet and he's a lot nicer. And actually intelligent. And no one you were talking to is your one true love.
Rissa
YOU are! And I am too intelligent!
Sirius
Am narrowly resisting the gag reflex … feels almost as bad as the INCIDENT …
Rissa
Trust you to bring that up. WHY WON'T YOU FORGIVE ME?????? And, Lily, that's why I said we'd take it slow. Pretty please?
James
WHAT does he want you to forgive him FOR????? And I said NO, Potter!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lily
Hey, didn't anyone want to know about my summer.
Kailinn
Fine, then. What did you do?
Remus
Well, I started with the boy next door …
Kailinn
I said WHAT, not WHO … sheesh …
Remus
I'm not into THAT, silly!
Kailinn
Why is she our friend again?
Rissa
I don't know … POTTER, STOP LOOKING OVER MY SHOULDER!!!!
Lily
I was just making sure that Rissa wasn't secretly telling you … and checking for signs of your undying devotion …
James
WHY, YOU LITTLE-
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An Account of My Days at Hogwarts
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As you can see, I really, really hate James Potter. It's only the first day back at school and I am already once again irrevocably ANGRY at him.
He pulled a giant prank on the first years, even though last year he was one himself! AND refused to let me talk to Rissa on the train!
That reminds me, I need to find out what sort of secret they're keeping … c'mon, Rissa, tell me! You don't care about him anyway!
In other news, am now official journalist on Corridors, Hogwart's newspaper, along with Rissa, even though Kailinn got the Junior Editor position .... I swear she's been shagging the Head Boy on the side.
My summer was great. My parents took me everywhere. I didn't see James or any of his idiot friends all summer (sorry Remus). I even got to take Rissa to the beach. It's too bad Petunia's such a bitch.
And no, James Potter, again, I will NOT GO OUT WITH YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Comments Posted:
Aw, man! C'mon, Lily, I'm not that bad … did you type those all out yourself? Maybe if you changed the hate to 'love' or even 'passionately adore' …
James
NO.
Lily
Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease? And you really don't need to keep asking about the whole secret thing. Seriously. It's nothing important.
James
Maybe I should just TELL her then, if it's so unimportant.
Rissa
NO!!!!!! NO!!!!!!!! I'LL DO ANYTHING, I SWEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
James
Then don't make light of my mental scarring. For starters.
Rissa
DON'T SIDE WITH HIM! TELL ME WHAT'S GOING ON!
Lily
It's for your own good that I don't. I know you well.
Rissa
Rissa …. Great person … Kind person … caring person …. Wonderful person …
James
Ugh … c'mon, Rissa, let's go down to dinner. Hopefully Potter will stay upstairs in his dorm and play a nice game of computer Solitaire.
Lily
Solitaire? What's that? And why don't you want me near you?
James
A Muggle game, like Exploding Snap. And I should think it would be obvious.
Lily
But it isn't.
James
BOYS.
Lily
What about us?
James
Lily?
James
It's been five minutes, Lils.
James
Ten.
James
Twenty.
James
Twenty-five.
James
WHY WON'T YOU ANSWER ME??? DID I DO SOMETHING WRONG?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
James
Come on, James, back away from the computer … down to dinner now, nice and easy …
Sirius
Quick, get the mouse away from him! NO, JAMES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Remus
The Diary of the MOST AMAZING PERSON IN HOGWARTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Who, in case you don't already know, is I, the wonderful and amazing, the Sirius! The brightest star!
And my middle name's Orion, for the Hunter. As I most certainly am.
Anyway, well, summer … sucked. Badly. I absolutely HATE my parents, who were their usual pure-blooded selves. And my brother, the slimy little git. Kind of like Snape in that way, but of course much better-looking. Is a Black, after all. Is going to start Hogwarts next year. Mum's expressly forbid me to have anything to do with him, for fear he might be tainted by association.
As if. Someone tainted by association with SIRIUS BLACK?????? As if!
See what a horrible summer I've had, Rissa? Are you sure this doesn't qualify me for a kiss?
Post-dinner, but I'm still a bit peckish (the welcoming feast was a bit on the lean side this year, if you ask me) and so I'm going to sneak down to the kitchens. James, Remus, Rissa … I'm open to company …
Comments Posted:
You should come stay with me next summer! It'll be great! I'd love to come; mind if we invite Lily?
James
Not at all. Just keep all snogging in corners and shadowed hallways.
Sirius
You two are sick. And Rissa wants me to tell you that she's not kissing you or going. Unless it's off a cliff when you and the cliff are the only two options. That's a good one, Rissa. I should use that on James.
Lily
What's THAT supposed to mean??
James
That, if she were going to choose between imminent and painful death and the safety of your arms, she would freely choose death and hurl herself off the towering cliff.
Rissa
That's not true!
James
And I now get it and am totally offended! James, weren't we going down to the kitchen?
Sirius
Yes.
James
The Dissertations of the Half-Blood Prince
Classes pathetically easy, as usual. Lorded it over my classmates. Potter and Black hexed me and shoved me in a bin. Lucius saw and gave them both a month's detention.
Go me. And Lily, please stop. It's getting embarrassing.
Thank you, Lucius. I'll be happy to join that new "Defense" group.
Nasty Black set the whole horde of Vridlups on me in Care of Magical Creatures, which has given me nasty greasy black hair and unsightly blemished skin that's an unpleasant shade of yellow. Bitch Rissa laughed and refused to catch them. Madam Pomfrey's sure it will wear off eventually.
Tomorrow's Defense Against the Dark Arts. My favorite class. Professor Tybauld really knows how to get inside the subject.
School Status: Perfect
Marauder Status: Great
"Socializing" Status: Again, Great
Comments Posted:
I'm glad you're interested. Just hope that skin condition clears up. Y'know, before we get into anything too "serious."
Lucius
It was like that already, Snivellus, Lukewarm. Apparently you were too busy shagging to notice. And we KNOW about your crush on the Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher. Call Rissa a bitch again and you'll have more than greasy skin to worry about.
Sirius
I'm so glad my efforts are appreciated.
Lily
If you speak to my Lilykins like that again you're dead, detention or no.
James
I'M NOT YOUR LILYKINS!!!!!!!!!!!!! And I've told you and TOLD you to stop PICKING ON HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lily
He asked for it! I'm only defending you!
James
Lily wants me to tell you that if she had to throw herself on the mercy of You-Know-Who or rely on YOUR defense, she would throw herself at the Dark Lord with arms outstretched. Wearing raunchy lingerie. Same goes for you, Sirius.
Rissa
WHAT?!?!?!
James
WHY?!?!?!?!?!
Sirius
GET OFF OF MY DIARY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Severus
Manly, Snivellus, very manly.
James
THAT'S WHAT YOU CALL YOURS!!!!!!!!!!
Severus
Thoughts of the "Smart One"
You'd think for such a smart person last year I could have thought of a better title. Huh. Well, anyway,
Summer was fine.
Classes are nice.
Friends are great.
Or at the very least interesting.
Comments Posted:
INTERESTING?!?!?!? WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "INTERESTING"?!?!?!?!?! I FOR ONE AM SPECTACULARLY STUNNING!!!!!!!
Sirius
So said from the prisoner to the guard. Who was more involved in playing poker. Love you too, Remus.
Rissa
Thanks.
Remus
I love you, Rissa, but sometimes you absolutely make no sense.
Sirius
She makes perfect sense!
Lily
You just don't get it, Sirius.
Remus
The Very Secret Diary of Hogwart's Most Cosmopolitan Girl
Or second-year girl, anyway, but whatever.
I had an amazing summer. I did a lot of things. All the boys from ages 25-13 in my neighborhood, for starters. And the really cute waiters/lifeguards on vacation.
OF course, kept in correspondence with various Hogwarts beaus …
Lips now experts. As are other parts of the body. Shagging is FAR better than reading books, no matter what Lily and Rissa say.
I mean, seriously …
Comments Posted:
No, it's not.
Lily
It isn't. That's the correct grammatical term.
Rissa
Hey, Kailinn, if you're free right now I have something better to do than listen to your best friends rag on you …
Richard
Already there!
- Kailinn
Rissa's Fragmented Recollections After … The INCIDENT
Well, the second day of school has passed. The Slytherins acquired fluorescent pimples. We all found out that Severus Snape's middle name was "Tobias" and called him "Toby" all day. Sirius enchanted him a dog collar and asked him to go fetch his books. He called him a mangy cur and said he should whelp with that stuck-up blood-traitor bitch or, excuse him, go have a little more "outdoor time" with Potter.
I swear, Lily, I don't know what you see in him. Anyway, he got hit with some rather nasty curses from the Gryffindor table and is still shut up in the hospital wing. Sirius and James, I heard, sent him a present.
Had a nice summer. Until, that is, the INCIDENT. From which I shall NEVER recover.
I'm already top in half of my classes. Lily took the others. Go us. As well as our promotions!!!!!!!!!
Caught Kailinn behind the armor on the third floor before breakfast. Caught her in the Charms Corridor after first. Caught her in our dormitory after lunch.
I'm pretty sure there's diseases you can get, honey.
Comments Posted:
You didn't tell them what the present was! They're going to think we were being nice to him!
Sirius
I doubt it, Sirius. Anyway, for the record: It was a dog collar with 'Snivellus Toby' on it, mixed with a few Acid Pops Sirius had lying around and some face cream. That good enough for you?
James
But you didn't tell them what the face cream did!
Sirius
FINE. It clogs his pores and inflames his zits. We were working on the other side effect, but unfortunately we couldn't find a way to stop it from making his hands stain anything they touched after using it.
James
Why would we want to?
Sirius
You two are bloody cruel.
Lily
HEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT DO YOU MEAN, DISEASES?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Kailinn
Well, I suppose you haven't yet taken Muggle studies … out of curiosity, have you had your period yet?
Rissa
Why?
Kailinn
Well, there are some things ….
Rissa
The Very Secret Diary of Hogwart's Most Cosmopolitan Girl
Nononononononono …
I can't believe … all … THAT … happens … when …
Will never go near a boy again.
Get AWAY from me, Trayson!
Comments Posted:
Come on! You said you were up for it!
Zachariah
That was BEFORE!!!!
Kailinn
The Dissertations of the Half-Blood Prince
It is my third day back and I am already typing this from the hospital wing. I say third because it is now past midnight, since I can't bloody SLEEP, because of the painful things I've had to take to counteract the equally painful curses I've been subjected to. A lot of the effects have combined with each other in ways neither I, the Headmaster, the Potions Master, or the nurse know how to combat.
Bloody Gryffindors.
I swear the Headmaster was lying. Bloody fool. Probably laughing his head off.
And the Marauders didn't even get a detention. Because I "provoked" them. I'm not allowed extracurricular activities for a month.
I'm no longer first in all of the Slytherin/Gryffindor classes.
Life sucks.
Comments Posted:
No extracurricular activities for a month? Are you positive?
Lucius
Well, if you could find a way to get into my detentionts …
Severus
The Diary of the MOST AMAZING PERSON IN HOGWARTS!!!!!!!!
That's still me, in case you were wondering.
And we pranked Snivelly! Go us! For the third time already this year!
He deserved it, the bloody git, for what he dared to call Rissa.
Anyway, I was just staying up late thinking and … of course doing nothing suspicious at all … under the light of the beautiful full moon, when I had this sudden epiphany!
You know how James always asks Lily out? Well … she doesn't like that! And Rissa never listens to me when I tell her I love her! So maybe they just think we're not being serious, right? So we should pledge something to make them think we're really serious!
Really Sirius. Heh heh.
Anyway, I, Sirius Orion Black, pledge to save my virginity for Rissa and only her! I'll love you forever!
Great Idea, huh?
Comments Posted:
I can't believe I thought it was a good idea to check the computer before breakfast. I am now completely nauseated … at the thought of us EVER having sex. That's another one on the list. Merlin, I am disturbed …
Rissa
C'mon, I'm serious here! And that's just plain mean! I think it's a great idea!
Sirius
I resent you implying that I have no chance of success with Lily, Sirius! Although … do you think something like this would work for me?
James
NO, Potter. It bloody wouldn't.
Lily
His didn't.
Rissa
Anyway, Sirius, how are you going to know what to do if you're still a virgin in five years or something?
Remus
I'd be willing to help you out with that …
Marlene
You know, teach you the ropes …
Shannon
No way! I'LL do it!
Ellen
He likes ME best!
Vanessa
Merlin … bloody seventh year girls are hitting on me … GET AWAY FROM ME!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'M SAVING THAT FOR RISSA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sirius
Whew! I escaped.
Sirius
OH, Sirius …
Marie
AUGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU WON'T GET ME ALIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sirius
Diary of the Person with the MOST AMAZING FRIENDS EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I heart you guys!!!!!!!!!!!! Isn't that an awesome expression?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! I learned it from Lily, who's so cool and awesoem and stuff!!!!!!!!!!!!
James likes her a lot. But htat's a secret, so don't tell anyone, okay, diary?
I'm in bed but I'm like totally hyper and all over my SUPER AWESOME WONDERFUL AMAZING FRIENDS are asleep right now, so I have no one to talk to. Except you, diary!!!!!!!!!!!!! Except whoever's making that noise …
What noise? Some sorta weird moaning thing. Sounds kinda like "Lily." Maybe he's dreaming.
I'll go check.
Okay, pull awayy th curtain … hrd too typ lik this …
OH MY MERLIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH MY MERLIN, OH MY MERLIN, OH MY MERLIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
James, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Comments Posted:
Peter! Stop screaming! It's, um, not what it looks like … really …
James
It's the Incident: Part 2. I bet.
Rissa
James, tell me what that thing is …
Peter
JAMES POTTER'S VERY SECRET DIARY
Now someone bloody ELSE found out. IS NOTHING SACRED ANYMORE?!?!?!?!?
Like, say, what a young man does at night or in the middle of the afternoon while alone in the safety of his bed?
Don't answer that question, Rissa. I bloody well know your opinion.
And again, please don't tell anyone.
Quidditch tryouts next week … WOOH HOO!!!!!!!! I'M OLD ENOUGH TO BE ON THE TEAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm sure me and Sirius will clean up at tryouts. Chaser here I come!
Anyway, erm, Lily, reiterating what I said last class, would you please, please, please go out with me?
Comments Posted:
It's Sirius and I, James. And maybe if you knew my opinion as well as you think you do you'd BLOODY WELL STOP DOING IT.
Rissa
NO, Potter. AND WHAT ARE YOU DOING THAT RISSA WON'T TELL ME ABOUT?!?!?!?!?!
Lily
Nothing … nothing at all …
James
Of course we're going to bloody clean up! It's going to be the best team EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And you can't ignore me forever, Rissa. Sitting right next to me in Potions and looking straight through me when I tried to hand you the ginger root was just plain cruel.
Sirius
Rissa wants me to tell you that she bloody well can. And you'd better tell me, Potter.
Lily
WHY?!?!?!?!?!
Sirius
It's nothing to be concerned about! Just stop asking about it all the time and get off my back!
James
It is perfectly well her business, James Potter, and if you SIRIUS GET OFF THE TABLE! DON'T YOU DARE START SINGING!
Rissa
Um …
Remus
Do you think that would work with Lily?
James
No.
Remus
NO, it most certainly would not.
Lily
It's not working on me, either. SIRIUS, GET DOWN FROM THERE!!!
Rissa
She actually used more than one exclamation mark. I don't think I've ever seen her be incorrect in this way before.
Lily
SIRIUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DON'T YOU DARE FALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'LL –
James
Ouch.
Remus
The Diary of the MOST AMAZING PERSON IN HOGWARTS!!!!!!!!!
Well, Pomfrey finally discharged me from the Hospital Wing.
It's about bloody time. I've only got four more days to prepare for practice. And Rissa didn't come to visit. : (
I still love you, Rissa. Don't worry.
Last night pretty much sucked. I was in the infirmary with some first-year kid who'd had his face smushed in and Severus Snape, who has been staying there because Madam Pomfrey believed his deformities were getting worse in the "colder climate." They were, but still, she doesn't have to FIX that.
The entire night he was whining on about the 'Half-Blood Prince' and 'Show them all' and 'I love you, my Lord.' I must say I did NOT want to know the content of Snape's dream-fantasies, thank you very much. Ew, bloody Merlin …
But anyway, so I was going back to the dorm to get my books and be just in time for the last class. Which I consider dinner. Which is when …
BLOODY HELL, James. I DID NOT NEED TO SEE THAT.
Why were you there near the end of the day anyway!?!?!?!?!?! Couldn't you have done it at a self-respecting time at night, like SOME other people I know?!?!?!?!?!
Sheesh. Way to turn a guy of. Almost makes me glad I'm still a virgin.
Of course, Rissa, if you were ever thinking …
Quidditch tryouts in only FOUR MORE DAYS!!!!!!!!!!!!
Comments Posted:
Incident Victim Number 3. And no, Sirius, I will never be thinking.
Rissa
In that way.
Rissa
I'm sorry, Sirius! Is it too much for a guy to have a bit of privacy EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE?!?!?! Have you ever considered that I was there because I THOUGHT NO ONE ELSE WOUL BE!?!?!?!?!?!?!
James
Well … I guess. But why were you doing that anyway?
Sirius
Take a wild shot.
James
Erm … you've been brainwashed by a magnetized ion ray coming from the tummy of Mr. Scruffy?
Sirius
No, Sirius, I didn't actually mean to take a WILD shot … look, come over here for a second and I'll explain …
James
OH.
Sirius
Mental scarring, I tell you.
Rissa
WHAT IN BLAZES IS BLOODY GOING ON?!?!?!?!?!?
An Account of My Days at Hogwarts
WHY WON'T ANYONE BLOODY TELL ME ANYTHING?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Have to report for first assignment for the paper tomorrow. Rissa, the Senior Editor told me to tell you.
Kailinn, he said that you need to keep doing your "job" (he looked a bit shifty-eyed around here) or he would have to replace you.
And, James, rest assure that I WILL find out what is going on. If it's the last thing I do.
And no, I am not bloody going out with you.
Got a commendation for my Potion today in class …
Comments Posted:
Why not?!?!?!?! And, seriously, you just need to believe me when I tell you it's not important …
James
Thanks for the update, Lily. It'd be nice if you could also tell Sirius that I do, in fact, have a personal space parameter, and he's been in it for the past six hours. What do you think we'll get for our assignment?
Rissa
Sirius, knock it off and get away from her! There. I have no idea. And I would think it should be fairly obvious, Potter, considering the fact that you're an arrogant git who refuses to TELL me anything.
Lily
You don't want to know. Trust me. Why are you being so mean, Rissa?
Sirius
She wants me to tell you that she'll stop being mean when you stop believing that the little green men who live in the moon are out to get you and the only way to protect yourself at night is to wear spotted AND striped boxers.
Lily
But it's true! And she has no reason to be mean!
Sirius
Rissa, I am not saying that. NO.
Lily
Come on.
Rissa
No.
Lily
Please?
Rissa
NO!!!!!!!!!! I REFUSE TO AND THAT'S FINAL!!!!!!!!!!
Lily
Fine. Sheesh. Where is Kailinn, anyway?
Rissa
Umm … Rissa … could you tell me how to use that one thingy again?
Kailinn
Which one?
Rissa
Um …
Kailinn
I knew it.
Lily
Evans, will you PLEASE go out with me?
James
NOT ON YOUR BLOODY LIFE!!!!!!!!
Lily
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A/N: Done! I hope the OCs don't suck too much … it's supposed to be a play on how Lily always, ALWAYS has two OC friends and they're this amazing threesome who either are honorary Marauders or hate them and start to prank them back or something. A bit annoying, after a while.
Especially when they all have flower names. I sort of stop reading and back away slowly right there.
Review always appreciated … especially to nurture my poor, fragile, sheltered little writer's soul on the first chapter of my first Harry Potter fanfic …
-N (This name is derived from Death Note and has no relation to my penname or this story or the HP world in general. Please, think no more of it.)