5 ways to tell if

by CoolAwesomeRandomGirl123

Take a closer look at Clan life with Yellowfang and Bluestar as they interview each cat on StarClan T.V! There are 5 ways to tell if... ANYTHING REALLY! Tune in and watch! Brought to you by CoolAwesomeRandomGirl123!

1. Introduction

Chapter One

Hey everyone! I've been inspired by some other peoples fanfics to do my first…. HUMOUR FANFIC! YAY! (Throws cookies and plushies in air) Anyways, be nice, no flames

DISCLAIMER:

Darkstripe: CoolGirl doesn't own warriors

CoolAwesomeRandomGirl123: Who did you say doesn't own warriors?

Darkstripe: YOU!

CoolGirl123: GRR! I HATE YOU DARKSTRIPE! ~Runs off crying~

Darkstripe: I'm very lonely really. WAIT FOR ME!

Random… So enjoy!

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Yellowfang: Here we are on StarClan T.V! Today we are going to show you 5 ways to tell if.. Well, anything really!

Bluestar: We are your hosts for today! Now follow us into the wild, crazy, INSANE world of the warriors who are nowhere near as cool as StarClan warriors! ~Beckons camera-cat closer to follow her down an elevator~

MEANWHILE

Firestar: QUICK! EVERYONE! CLEAN UP THIS DUMP OF A CAMP! StarClan T.V are interviewing our camp and I don't want Bluestar thinking I run a camp full of lazy warriors ! I mean, I do, but still!

Brambleclaw: ~Wearing Gangster hat and talking like gangster~ Cools your jets Firestar. I means we gots the bestest camp in the whole wide forest! We don't needs to clean up! ~Indicates with his tail towards the camp.~

Firestar: ~Looks at the camp~ OMG! I DIDN'T THINK IT WAS POSSIBLE! You actually cleaned it up! ~Firestar gasps and starts partying~

Sandstorm: ~Sighs and joins him~

Brambleclaw: Yeah! Go Firestar! You gots the bestest dance in the history ofs dance!

Bluestar: OMG! Firestar! I thought I told you that that dance move was lame!

Firestar: Bluestar?

Yellowfang: … The second StarClan T.V comes… And you've already embarrassed yourself on television. I take back what I said when I wished you were my son. At least Brokentail didn't embarrass himself on StarClan T.V!

Bluestar: Well, here we are, in the heart of the ThunderClan camp, where the leader, WHO WAS ONCE MY SENSIBLE DEPUTY ~Gives Firestar menacing glare~ has just proven that he is a horrible dancer. Time to start, 5 ways to tell if… well anything really.

Sorry that it was so short… It was kind of random, please no flames!!!! See you next time on 5 WAYS TO TELL IF… ANYTHING REALLY! 'Bye from CoolGirl