Author's Note: I don't own anything
Summary: Ron decides to wash Snape's hair during potions.
Ronald Weasley was sitting at his desk and of course it was potions time. Snape was late and the class was getting restless. The clock kept ticking and everyone was getting annoyed. "Hooray!" cheered Harry Potter as he got on his desk and began to dance.
"100 points from your house Harry! Sit down," bellowed the familiar voice of Snape.
Snape strutted to the front of the class and looked annoyed. "Apologies for my lateness, I was having a hair problem," Snape began.
Ron was staring at Snape's hair, for it looked greasier than normal. "Sir, your hair is very greasy today," Ron raised his hand.
"Don't make me take away 100 more points Weasley."
Ronald lowered his hand and sunk into his chair. "Now class, today we are making a potion that is very magical."
"Don't we always?" Harry Potter rolled his eyes.
"Detention Potter, after class see me."
Harry rolled his eyes again. "Now, as I was saying, the potion today will be a potion that will change your appearance in some matter."
Ronald was distracted by Snape's hair. Something had to be done. "Pull out your caldrons if you please."
The entire class pulled out their caldrons and opened their potions book. "Turn to page 45 and begin."
Ron flipped to page 56 instead. On page 56, there was a potion to freeze a person. Ronald was going to fix Snape's hair.
Snape was walking around checking the progress of everyone's work. He stopped at Neville. Poor Nevile, his potion was green and smelt like a dirty gym. "Fix that up and that will be 40 points from your house."
Snape came up to Draco and looked at his potion. "Perfect job, 100 points."
Draco did a fist pump and drank his potion. It made him older and he was totally buff. The girls were fawning over him. When Snape came over to Ron, Snape paused. "What sort of mischief are you up to Weasley."
Ron jumped onto Snape and opened this mouth. He began to pour the potion down and Snape was frozen. "Let's do this!" Ron demanded.
He put Snape at his desk and he magically whipped up some hair like products. "What are you doing?" Hermione worried.
"I'm fixing his hair. It's way to greasy."
Ron muttered a magic spell and a rain cloud formed over Snape's head. Water poured down and was getting Snape's hair wet. Ron was rubbing Snape's hair and the grease was oozing out. The rain stopped and a sun appeared in the cloud. The water began to dry and Snape's hair puffed up. Ron began to clip his hair back and brought out a pair of scissors. Ron was humming as he began to clip away Snape's hair. It fell to the ground and Ron was happy with his progress.
The entire class was laughing the entire time, and found themselves wondering what was going to happen with Snape's hair. Snape was known for his greasy hair and without the greasy hair, would he be the same Snape? No one knew for sure.
"Harry, hand me the brush."
Harry handed Ron a brush and Ron began to brush Snape's hair. It was now silky and smooth like a candy bar. "Hand me the gel."
Ron was handed the gel and he began to rub the gel in. Snape's hair was shaped with the gel and Ron still wasn't happy. "Something isn't right," he thought aloud.
"Make it shorter," said Fred and George as they randomly appeared.
"What are you two doing here?"
"Word travels fast," the twins said in unison.
Ron let Fred and George help him fix Snape's hair. The potion Snape had taken was starting to fade. "Quick! More potion."
Harry magically began to whip up the potion and made Snape drink it. He froze again.
About an hour later, Snape was done. He had a Mohawk and it had red and green highlights in it. Snape went to look in the mirror and screamed when he saw what Ron, Fred, and George had done. Fred and George ran out of the classroom leaving Ron to face Snape all by himself. Snape turned to Ron and he didn't look happy. "I love it!" Snape smiled.
"Wait what?"
"I was angry because this was what I was trying to do this morning!"
Ron crossed his arms and turned his potion book to page 45.