Disc: Don't own them, don't claim to.
AN: Just some silly random haiku dealing with Legend of Mana. Enjoy!
LEGEND OF MANA HAIKU

Students in Geo
Are very weird. What the hell
is a Green Wiggly?

Gilbert loves Monique.
Flamshe. Kathinja. Meimei.
And Miss Yuka? Geez!

Lady Blackpearl and
Florina are more than just
partners. Yuri time!

Escad is Evil.
Take the Mana Sword and hack
him into pieces.

Irwin has these huge
Attitude problems. He should
See a shrink right now!

Rabbit-dude got drunk.
What's up with people
having barrels in their souls?

My little sister
Thinks Larc and Sierra are
a couple. Incest!

Diddle is very
Depressing. Capella makes
me giggle madly.

Matilda is cool.
I can see why both Irwin
and Escad liked her.

Alex is Sandra.
This makes no sense to me. He
was a crossdresser?

Kathinja is part
basilisk. Gilbert got hard
in more ways than one.

L'il Cactus is cute.
He really doesn't deserve
Such a stupid quest.

My stupid copy
Of this glorious game keeps
Freezing up on me.