A/N: A requested Fanfiction by one of my dearest friends that I actually took a liking to and decided to keep on continuing.

WARNING: Contains/Will Contain: Yaoi, OCs (myself and a few of my friends as ninja, so, yes, the kind of OCs that everyone hates), and said OCs being paired together with canon characters.

DISCLAIMER: Don't own Naruto. If I did, it would be a LOT different. Trust me.

Itachi sighed.

"New members? I'm sure they'll be wonderfully pathetic…"

"Oh, come on, Itachi-san, you're always so pessimistic! They might not be so bad, un."

Suddenly, there was a girl standing behind Itachi.

"Well, I'm good enough to listen in on your conversation without either of you noticing, aren't I?"

She was grinning, and her blue eyes shimmered in the dim light. She had black hair down to her waist, held out of her eyes by a (lime green) Moon Village headband, a crack splitting the Village Emblem in two. She had on a simple, short black dress with detached sleeves, fashioned from rainbow fishnet, and black fishnet stockings, complete with big black stompy boots that went up to her knees and laced up in the front with rainbow laces.

"I seriously can't believe you both fell for that!" her voice was sparkling with laughter. "I mean, you're supposed to be the famous Itachi Uchiha!" she exclaimed, jumping down from the ledge she was standing on so she was next to him.

'The famous Itachi Uchiha' simply rolled his eyes, and the girl kept on talking.

"Anyways, my name's Sarah, and you'll meet Kat later on—she's the other new recruit and we're both from the Moon Village!"

"Whatever," Itachi said, brushing off the information that he found utterly unimportant. "So how do you fight, then?" That question was mainly just a formality. It's not like he actually cared.

But she wasted no time in answering. "I'm an artist!" she said proudly, still beaming.

Deidara glanced up at that.

"I use special inks to draw with, and I can summon the things I draw and command them—I like dragons and birds, mostly, they're fun to fly on."

Itachi just sighed again. "Great. We get another annoying, stuck-up 'artist' in the Akatsuki. Absolutely fabulous. And as if that wasn't bad enough…I've been given the orders to accompany you on your first mission. After that, I'll see to it that you're paired with Deidara or something. You'd like him."

"No, un," Deidara said bluntly. "I'm not being paired with anyone but Sasori-no-Danna, un," he insisted, crossing his arms defensively in front of his chest.

Itachi rolled his eyes.

"What are you, in love with him or something?"

Deidara shot Itachi a glare, then changed the subject.

"Anyways, um…Sarah, you still haven't been shown your room yet, right?"

But before she had the chance to answer, another girl jumped up behind Itachi, grinning ear-to-ear.

"Hi!" she almost squealed, and Itachi jumped, turning around to face her. She had on black shorts with fishnets underneath and a black tank-top with a long-sleeved fishnet shirt underneath. The top zipped up in the front and laced up on the sides. The girl's hair was long in front, deep purple and streaked with black, but cut shorter and spiked in the back, vaguely resembling a certain other Uchiha.

Itachi wrinkled his nose, "Let me guess…Kat?"

Kat nodded, still grinning.

Then she paused, looking at Itachi rather thoughtfully for a moment.

"…You're really cute," she was grinning again. Itachi, on the other hand, looked mortally offended, as though he'd just been brutally insulted, rather than complimented. Deidara grinned, and Sarah suppressed a giggle.

"Right, then…" Itachi tried to shake off the comment, "Anyways, you two will be sharing a room for the time being. It's on the top level, at the end of the first hallway."

A/N: So how did everyone like it? This short little part isn't much, since it's mainly introductions and descriptions of me and Kat's (totally fierce) ninja outfits, and I have about 15 pages already written on notebook paper that I just need to transfer to the computer, so expect much more very soon--probably later today, most of it! Rate and Review, PLEASE! I even appreciate FLAMERS for just taking the time to write something to me about my Fanfiction!