Before the story: I am a big suck up for Steve x Sherry! I look at the end of the worlds (which is practically impossible, but let's just say fanfiction) to look for stories of that couple. But what do I get? BARELY A STORY FOR THEM! I found an incomplete one that is so good, one story that is sweet and one that I thought was a Steve x Sherry and figured out that Steve and Claire loved each other more than anything in it and found out Sherry and Steve were just friends! *CENSOR!* this! I had enough of this racket and gunna take the test! THIS IS SPARTA! Just kidding I have no idea what it means but I hear it everywhere. I'm gunna impress the people who are in need and write it now! Anyways, cut to the chase, I don't own anything, even the plot! Because I got the plot based on a fic for Vocaloids that my sis read. I give credit to that person, but it is completly different what I am writing. So to for the flamers, can you please leave me alone, I have many stories pressuring my back not in a good way and your not an exception! Just do it constuctivly. Anyways, I'll explain things in the end, enjoy.

Leon's Bad Days

Leon came back from his exhausting mission from Hunningan (*cough!*doing*cough*groceries!*cough!*). He was slightly irritated that they called this mission an 'emergency'. He smiled as he looked at a picture of his family. His beloved wife Claire Redfield Kennedy, his adopted daughter Sherry Birkin and Steven Christopher Kennedy. Steven was a surprise to him really. Claire was fixed on naming the boy after Steve Burnside, her comrade from Rockfort Island and her brother Chris. Sherry, he had practically begged the government to let him and Claire adopt the girl they had saved in the Raccoon City incident. They agreed since they were tired of Leon's pleading.

"Daddy!" the three year old jumped into Leon's arms. The two were almost alike except for Steven's eyes. Those eyes belong to Claire. To Leon's amusement, Steven had inherited Leon's hairstlye.

"Hey Stevie, what's up?" Leon asked.

"Steve's here!" The boy answered. Steve...? Oh, wait, Steve Burnside. He had be revived somehow and escaped Wesker. He was still seventeen since his growth and age had been frozen while he was dead. To Leon's utter dismay and Claire's excitement, Steve and Sherry (Who was sixteen) fell in love.

"Excuse me?" Leon asked. Claire walked in. She was wearing jeans and a pink maternity sweater since she was pregnant with a little girl.

"Hi Leon!" Claire pecked him on the cheek.

"Why is Burnside here?" Leon asked annoyed.

"Oh, he was passing by and we invited him in." Claire explained. Leon twitched. Leon never really liked Steve after he found out Steve and Sherry were dating. Let's just say Leon's a 'mite' over protective. Claire noticed Leon's sour face.

"Oh, get over it Leon, they're in love. Sherry is in perfectly good hands." Claire said, playfully punching Leon's arm.

"Maybe...I think I'll give Burnside a chance...A small chance. If he does any funny buissness, back to the usual!" Leon sighed.

"Now that's a good Leon!" Claire patted him on the head. Leon snorted.

"Daddy's a doggie!" Steven exclaimed while patting Leon's head. Leon snorted again. He put down Steven and started walking to his bedroom. As he passed Sherry's room, he heard groaning and Sherry's bed creaking.

"Okay, chance gone." Leon said as he started to eavesdrop.

"Ahh...Steve don't touch there." Sherry said. Leon's eyes widen.

"What the...?" Leon muttered.

"Sorry Sherry, I can't, it's unavoidable." Steve said. Leon made a face.

"You gotta be kidding me." Leon moaned.

"Ow! Steve! It feels weird." Sherry said.

"What in the horrid name of Wesker is he doing?" Leon demanded.

"Sorry, it'll get better in no time." Steve said. Leon started to fume. A few minutes later, Sherry moaned.

"Oh Steve! That feels good! Harder!" She yelled.

"Okay." Steve replied. That was it for Leon. Red in the face with anger, he kicked down his adoptive daughter's door.

"I TOLD YOU BOTH NO..." Leon looked at the fully clothed couple. Sherry was in her track uniform with Steve's hands on her shoulders. "Funny business?"

"How is massaging funny business?" Sherry asked.

"Sherry pulled a muscle in her back so, since Claire was busy, I offered to massage it." Steve explained. Suddenly, Leon's communicator bleeped.

"Agent Kennedy, you have a new mission." Hunnigan said. Leon twitched.

"*Beep* a mission, I'm going to bed!" Leon threw it in a fishtank. He stormed off to his room. Chris poked his head in.

"What's pulling his hair?" Chris asked. Steve shrugged and went back to massaging Sherry.

There! End of first chapter! Next chapter would really excite you, maybe. Depends if you like the couple or not or you love Leon being humiliated or not. Or if you're not all the above, snap that! I'm gunna go to bed!...Just kidding. Review please and constructive criticism.