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It was a normal day in London. People were enjoying the 18th century as ,much as they could. Until a portal appeared over Phantomhive manor and dropped 14 WWE superstars into various rooms.
"Sebastian.!" called Ciel to his demon butler.
"Hey Edge, it's a hobbit." said Christian to his brother.
"What did you just call me?" asked Ciel.
"It's not a hobbit Christian, it's a British child." said Edge
"You. Are. A. Moron." said Ciel.
"Maybe he's a little child. He can only say one word at a time. Would a song make you feel better?" asked Christian.
"Sebastian!" yelled Ciel.
"Is that your daddy?" asked Edge in a child's voice. He kneeled in front of Ciel.
"Yes young master," said Sebastian walking into the room.
"Young master? Wait, what century are we in?" asked Christian.
"The 18th century." said Ciel.
"Our time machine worked! First the Hardy Boyz and Lita from the future, now the 19th century." said Christian.
"What time period are you from?" asked Ciel.
"The 21st century, where little girls like you don't have servants," said Edge
"Unless your Stephanie," said Christian.
"I'm a boy," said Ciel flatly.
"Then why do you act like a stuck up bitch?" asked Edge.
"Sebastian get these incompetent idiots out of my site," said Ciel.
" We are not idiots. We are the most awesome tag team ever! Just for that, you don't get five second pose," said Christian.
"Sebastian can rip off your head and shove it up your ass," said Ciel.
"Remember when Undertaker threaten to do that," said Christian. Edge nodded.
"It's not a threat." Ciel said looking at them.
"Then that totally reeks of uncoolness," said Edge. Ciel sighed. Edge looked at Christian who pulled out a kazoo. Sebastian took the kazoo and bitch slapped them with it.
Edge put a hand to his cheek and grabbed the kazoo angrily. Christian rubbed his face.
"Ow that hurt," said Christian and looked at Edge.
"These bitches reek of uncoolness." muttered Edge. Sebastian looked at them. Christian took off his sunglasses and put a hand to his cheek. Sebastian smirked.
"HELP ME!" yelled Evan Bourne running into the room. Ciel sighed. Evan jumped on Ciel and hugged him as if his life depended on it. Pluto came running into the room.
"That's disgusting." said Christian
"It's not disgusting. He is a dog." said Ciel
"An ugly one. Would he like our nuts?" asked Christian looking at Edge. Edge shrugged.
"What!" said Ciel. Edge pulled out a bag of nuts. Ciel stared at them.
"Do you have soda?" asked Christian.
"What?" said Ciel.
"Soda rules all." said Edge. Christian gave him a high five.
"Help me!" yelled Evan.
"Get off of me." said Ciel. Evan got off of him and looked at Pluto fearfully
"Sebastian, take Pluto outside." said Ciel.
"Do you have any soda at all?" asked Christian hopefully.
"What's soda?" asked Ciel. Edge and Christian gasped. Edge kneeled in front of Ciel.
"We'll get you soda so you can live, you poor unfortunate soul." said Edge and tapped Ciel's cheek. Christian nodded sadly.
"Idiots." said Ciel. Edge looked at Christian who nodded. Edge stood and backed away. Christian kicked Ceil in his face.
Sebastian grabbed Christian and threw him out the window. Edge looked at Sebastian and tried to punch him. Sebastian dodged it.
Edge tried to punch him again. Sebastian grabbed his hand and broke all bones in it. Edge cried out in pain. Sebastian smirked.
"That… does not… reek of… awesomeness." said Edge in a pain filled voice. Sebastian threw him to the ground. Evan looked at Sebastian and hugged his legs.
"Please don't kill me." cried Evan.
"I won't as long as you don't hurt my young master." said Sebastian.
"Of course not." promised Evan. Sebastian shook him off. Evan stood and smiled at him. Sebastian walked over to Ciel.
"You people do not reek of awesomeness. You're just like the Hardy's." said Edge sitting up.
"The what?" asked Ciel.
"Do you know anything?" asked Edge. Ciel shook his head. Edge stood and glared at the young master and his butler.
Screaming came from downstairs. Edge raised an eyebrow. Ciel pinched the bridge of his nose.
"What's, dude, you have an eye patch. I didn't think you were a pirate." said Edge.
"I am not a pirate." spat Ciel.
"Is it because little girls can't be pirates?" asked Edge.
"I am a boy. I will drop my pants if needed to be." said Ciel.
"That's disgusting." said Edge.
"Then stop calling me a little girl." said Ciel flatly.
"Then be a big boy and fight your own battles. Don't let some maid do it." said Edge. He kneeled in front of Ciel glaring.
"That would be pointless if he is my butler for life." said Ciel. Edge pulled him up and smiled.
"So being a bitch for life is fun?" asked Edge. Ciel frowned. "and next time you or your butler put your hands on my brother, you'll pay." warned Edge. Ciel laughed.
Edge grabbed his neck and started choking him with one hand. The other hand covered Ciel's mouth. Ciel bit Edge's hand.
Edge winced in pain and pulled his hand away from Ceil's mouth. Edge felt a hand on his shoulder. Sebastian smiled creepily at him.
"Let go of the little boy." said a gruff and dark voice. A man appeared next to Edge and grabbed his throat. Edge quickly let go of Ciel. Ciel rubbed his throat.
Undertaker let go of Edge. So did Sebastian .
"You're all bitches. Except you Undertaker." said Edge nervously. Undertaker glared at him.
"Someone get me a gun!" yelled Ciel. Undertaker looked at him. Ciel sighed.
Kelly Kelly skipped into the room. She gasped as she saw Ciel.
"Oh my god! A female pirate!" said Kelly.
"I am a boy and for the last time, I am not a pirate." Ciel said and ripped the eye patch off. Edge took the moment to kick Ciel in his nuts.
Sebastian grabbed Edge by his hair. Edge tried to kick Sebastian in his nuts. Sebastian dodged pulling his hair every time.
"Help me!" yelled Christian running in. He jumped on Sebastian's back. Sebastian threw him off. Christian quickly jumped to his feet.
"I was falling, in a totally awesome fashion, and I landed on Kane. Now he's coming to kill us." said Christian looking at Edge.
"God, there's more idiots coming." said Ciel.
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