BLEACHED: SESH-O-RAMA
The gang were gathered out on the roof, school had closed up for the day and Ichigo and the others were sat lazing around in the warm evening sun.
Ichigo stood up and in a commanding tone bade everyone to pay attention to him.
'Ok now that Rukia and Renji along with Ikkaku and Yumichika are here on Vacation for once rather than work, I can officially call to order their indoctrination into the Friday Sesh-o-rama.'
This statement was met with scattered applause from Uryu and Orihime and a sturdy thumbs up from Chad, while Tatsuki sat there and nodded.
'Right to kick things off, I say we start with our usual trickle of Marley home grown courtesy of Uryu and his magic lamps'
The Four Shinigami sat there looking perplexed as Ichigo Reached into the Air conditioning unit and pulled out a large plastic medical waste bag that was tapped to the inside.
Holding it aloft, he let it unfurl before them all to a small cheer again only from Uryu, Chad and Orihime.
Reaching into the bag he pulled out a second small zip lock pouch and slid it open, pulling out a three inch long quarter inch wide Splif.
Resealing the bag he sat down and put it between his lips and held out his hand for the lighter which was being held that week by Chad who mutely dropped it into his hand.
Lighting the twist he drew in a lung full; getting the mix lit before handing it over to Rukia, who sat there holding it by the middle as he exhaled slowly sending up a cloud of blue tinged smoke.
'Uhhh, Ichigo'
The orange haired youth turned to her eyebrows raised.
'Hm what?'
'What do I do' she quizzed
Ichigo sighed, 'Put it in your mouth and suck on it'
Ikkaku, Renji and Yumichika all burst out laughing at the statement, this caused Rukia to blush crimson.
Following his orders she put the joint between her lips and sucked in a deep lung choking toke.
Ichigo watched the cherry on the end of the splif glow as she drew in the narcotic mix.
'Whoa ok slow down, not to much ya don't want to whitey on us'
Rukia sat there as Ichigo took the joint from her hand and passed it onto the other three Shinigami who all followed Rukia's example.
It was almost two minuets before Ichigo and the others realised they were still holding their breath.
'Shit, you are allowed to breath out ya know'
Rukia violently exhaled, almost white from lack of oxygen.
Between heaving breaths Renji gasped out, 'You...never...said...to'
By the time it got back to Ichigo the joint was down to the Roach.
Flicking it away he reached into the bag once more and pulled out a second joint.
'Ok now that the newb's have been baptised time to kick things up a little'
Chad chuckled and Uryu grinned both beginning to feel a tiny niggle of a buzz.
Ikkaku leapt to his feet as Ichigo Finished his sentence and roared at the rest in a bid to gain their attention; as he opened his mouth to speak he let out a resounding fart and dropped to a seated position burning with embarrassment.
The group roared with laughter as Ichigo lit up the second joint of the evening and passed it around.
Emboldened by their first triumph, the Shinigami once again claimed a massive amount of this joint.
so it was once again much to Ichigo's chagrin down to a minuscule amount by the time it made it to him.
As the evening progressed Ichigo watched in amusement as every one became more and more relaxed and uninhibited, by the ninth joint the mixes were extremely potent and as Yumichika took a long lingering drag on it, his eyes rolled up into his head and keeled over backwards unconscious.
Leaping to his feet, Uryu cried out 'And Yumichika is down, and as such under the rules of the SESH-O-RAMA the women of the group get to decide his fate'
Uryu leant in close to Rukia 'Please make it something good, Orihimes are awful'
a huge grin spread across Rukia's face as she advanced on Yumichika.
As the evening wore on the others were beginning to really feel the effects of the Drugs.
Ikkaku was perched on top of the air intake vent, a rag in either hand Rubbing at his balled pate to the Chant of 'Wax on, Wax off' as he rubbed on his head in turn left to right with the rhythm of the chant.
Chad cast his demure gaze around the group, his stare bouncing from one member to the next, he cast his gaze on the person sat to the right of Renji he leant forwards gazing intently at the man who sat there.
He began to crawl forwards slowly until he was twelve inches away from who he saw sat there, leaning forwards once more he came nose to nose with himself, raising his hand slowly he moved to poke the cheek of his double; as Chad's oversized digit made contact with the fellows cheek its burst into a shower of brightly coloured confetti.
letting out a startled yelp Chad scrambled away and curled into a ball against the railings as a six foot purple rabbit hopped out of the perfectly halved section of Chad's torso and exited the roof via the stairs.
The others simply stared as Chad's sat there rocking slowly back and forth pointing every so often and mumbling incoherently.
Ichigo sat there shrugged and passed the joint on to Uryu who sucked on it greedily, feeling the hot smoke worm its way down into his lungs then handed the joint to Renji who by now had by now a massive grin plastered across his face.
As he leant forwards to pass the joint to Rukia, his eyes widened in fear, he began scrambling backwards using his hands and feet to push himself faster and faster, babbling insane excuses for what he was doing.
'Sorry, I'm sorry it wasn't my decision they made me do it' he bawled out as the image of Captain Byuakua Kuchiki advanced towards him, then as suddenly as his Ravings started, they stopped as the Captain stood before him began to gyrate and dance to some inaudible tune whilst doing a rather provocative strip tease.
Ichigo and Uryu burst out laughing as they watched Renji stand up and begin to dance and strip in time with what he was seeing.
Now the group was down to just five functioning members.
Reaching in to the bag once more, another joint was produced and consumed by the five teens; as the last of it vanished Rukia began to giggle Furiously as it took full effect. Leaping to her feet she began run up and down the roof top shedding clothing as she made a complete lap.
By her ninth lap her bra and panties flew in opposite directions and she sped past the two boys naked as the day she was born.
Orihime watched as Rukia sped past and cocked her head to the side; staring in amazement, 'For some one so small and as old as she is she has a really cute bum'
Uryu and Ichigo stared at one another once more and rolled about in peels of laughter.
Orihime looked at the two confused and defensively stated 'But she does'.
This only made them laugh all the more. While Tatsuki sat there stunned and gawped at Orihime.
'Well if that's how your going to be then I'm going to ride my unicorn' with that she closed her eyes and began to hum to herself while she swung her leg over the railing and rode it like a horse.
Tatsuki fearing the worst went to get up and go to Orihime to try and tempt her down; but suddenly as if hit buy some unknown force flew several feet sideways.
She looked up to see a ninja dressed head to toe in black with a tight fitting hood come running at her. Tatsuki leapt into action blocking and returning the punches and kicks, looking to all the world like a Bruce lee extra.
Uryu and Ichigo watched this for a few minuets enjoying the spectacle of Tatsuki in open combat with thin air.
Ichigo and Uryu shrugged again and sparked up another joint passing it between them.
As that one died and they sparked up another, Ichigo froze, leapt to his feet, then sprinted off through the door on the other side of the roof screaming in Denial.
'EVEN HERE I CANT ESCAPE HIM, HE'S A PSYCHOPATH'
AS Ichigo fled through the school Kenpachi's face appeared out of every doorway, followed by the line 'Ichigo come out and fight me'.
Running blind with fear, Ichigo ran square into what he saw as the boulder sized fist of Kenpachi but was in fact one of the floor supporting pillars and knocked himself unconscious.
Back on the roof Uryu lay back puffing contentedly on a joint and smiled muttering to himself, 'No one out tokes a Quincy'.
A/N
As always read and review and if you want any more let me know I have a bunch of ideas floating around and some from my brother involving Mayuri and shroom's and Yamamotto and a Man-kini.
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