Cell Block Tango
A Rurouni Kenshin Song Fanfiction ONESHOT
By: Mazakai
Started: August 7, 2006
Completed: August 7, 2006
Disclaimer: This is my sixth song Fanfiction, so bare with me. I don't own Rurouni Kenshin or any of the characters. I wish I did own Aoshi Shinomori though, for reasons no one needs to know about. LoL. Don't own Chicago either. If I did own either of them, I wouldn't be writing this, I would be on my own private island with my very own real life Aoshi Shinomori! So this is just for fun. Oh and this will have swearing in it so, you been warned. Oh and there will be no movement included in this one shot, so you can just use your imagination on how you think this should look like in your heads. And I'm going to be changing some of the lyrics so they fit for what I'm writing.
Have you ever wondered what really makes people angry, so angry that they want to kill whoever it is that makes them mad? Well these six lovely ladies know exactly what makes them feel like that.
TSUBAME
Pop
MEGUMI
Six
YUMI
Squish
TAE
Uh
uh
MISAO
Imarzuai
KAORU
Himura!
TSUBAME
Pop
MEGUMI
Six
YUMI
Squish
TAE
Uh
uh
MISAO
Imarzuai
KAORU
Himura!
ANNOUNCER
And
now the six merry murderesses of the Tokyo City Jail in their
rendition of "The Cell Block
Tango"
TSUBAME
Pop
MEGUMI
Six
YUMI
Squish
TAE
Uh
uh
MISAO
Imarzuai
KAORU
Himura!
(4X)
ALL
He
had it coming
He had it coming
He only had himself to blame
If
you'd have been there
If you'd have seen it
MISAO
I
betcha you would have done the
same!
TSUBAME
Pop
MEGUMI
Six
YUMI
Squish
TAE
Uh
uh
MISAO
Imarzuai
KAORU
Himura!
(2X)
TSUBAME
(Spoken)
You know how people
have these little habits
That
get you down. Like Yahiko.
Yahiko like to chew gum.
No, not
chew. POP. So I came home from work one day,
And I am really
irritated, and
looking for a little sympathy
and there's Yahiko
lyin'
on the couch, drinkin' sake
and chewin'. No, not
chewin'.
Poppin'. So, I said to him,
I said, "You pop
that
gum one more time..."
and he did.
So I took the
shotgun off the wall
and I fired two warning shots...
...into
his head.
ALL
He had it coming
He had it coming
He
only had himself to blame
If you'd have been there
If you'd
have heard it
I betcha you would
Have dome the same!
MEGUMI
(Spoken)
I met Sanosuke Sagara in
Tokyo about two years
ago
and he told me he was single
and we hit it off right
away.
So, we started living together.
He'd go to work, he'd
come home, I'd
fix him a drink, We'd have dinner.
And then I
found out,
"Single" he told me?
Single, my ass. Not
only
was he married
...oh, no, he had six wives.
One of
those guys, you know. So that
night, when he came home, I fixed
him
his drink as usual.
You know, some guys just can't
hold
their arsenic.
ALL
He had it coming
He had it
coming
He took a flower
In its prime
And then he used
it
And he abused it
It was a murder
But not a crime!
YUMI
(Spoken)
Now, I'm standing in the kitchen
carvin' up the
chicken for dinner,
minding my own business,
and in storms my
husband Shishio,
in a jealous rage.
"You been screwin' the
landlord,"
he says. He was crazy
and he kept
screamin',
"you been screwin the landlord."
And then
he ran into my knife.
He ran into my knife ten times!
ALL
If
you'd have been there
If you'd have seen it
I betcha you would
have done the same!
TAE (Spoken in Hungarian)
Mit kersek,
en itt? Azt mondjok, hogy a hires lakem lefogta a ferjemet en meg
lecsaptam a fejet. De nem igaz, en artatlan
vagyok. Nem tudom
mert mondja
Uncle Sam hogy en tettem. probaltam
a rendorsegen
megmayarazni de nem ertettek meg...
YUMI (Spoken)
Yeah,
but did you do it?
TAE
UH UH, not guilty!
MISAO
My
sister, Okon and
(A/N:
I know that she and Okon really aren't sisters, but I need someone
who was close to Misao and Okon is really like an older sister to her
if you think about it)
I did this double act
and my
husband, Aoshi,
used to travel round with us.
Now, for the
last number in our act,
we did these 20 acrobatic tricks in a
row
One, two, three, four, five...splits, spread eagles,
back
flips, flip flops, one right after the other.
So this one night
before the show we're down at the hotel Imarzuai, the three of us,
boozin', havin' a few laughs and
we ran out of ice, so I go out to
get some.
I come back, open the door, and there's Okon and
Aoshi
doing Number Seventeen the spread eagle.
Well, I was in such a
state of shock,
I completely blacked out. I can't remember a
thing.
It wasn't until later;
when I was washing the blood
off my hands
I even knew they were dead.
MISAO
They
had it coming
GIRLS
They had it coming
MISAO
They had
it coming
GIRLS
They had it coming
MISAO
They had it
coming all along
GIRLS
They had it coming all along
MISAO
I didn't do it
GIRLS
She didn't do
it
MISAO
But if I done it
GIRLS
But if she done
it
MISAO
How could you tell me that I was
wrong?
MISAO
They had it coming
GIRLS
They had it
coming
MISAO
They had it coming
GIRLS
They had it
coming
MISAO
They had it coming
GIRLS
They took a
flower
MISAO
All along
GIRLS
In its prime
MISAO
I
didn't do it
GIRLS
And then they used it
MISAO
But
if I'd done it,
How could you tell me that I was wrong?
KAORU
(Spoken)
I loved Kenshin Himura
more than I can possibly
say.
He was a real sweet guy...
sensitive... a rurouni.
But
he was always trying
to find himself.
He'd go out every
night
looking for himself
and on the way
he found Miaka,
Ayame,
Kagome and Kauri.
I guess you can say we broke
up
because of sweet differences.
He saw himself as alive
and I saw
him dead.
ALL
The dirty bum, bum, bum, bum, bum
The
dirty bum, bum, bum, bum, bum
Group 1
They had it comin'
Group 2
They had it comin'
Group 1
They had it
comin'
Group 2
They had it comin'
Group 1
They had it
comin'
Group 2
They had it comin'
Group 1
All
along
Group 2
All along
Group 1
'Cause if they used
us
Group 2
'Cause if they used us
Group 1
And they
abused us
Group 2
And they abused us
ALL
How could
you tell us that we were wrong?
Group 1
He had it
coming
Group 2
He had it coming
Group 1
He only had
himself to blame.
Group 2
He only had himself to
blame.
Group 1
If you'd have been there
Group 2
If
you'd have been there
Group 1
If you'd have seen it
Group
2
If you'd have seen it
ALL
I betcha you would have done
the same!
TSUBAME (Spoken)
You pop that gum one more
time!
MEGUMI (spoken)
Single my ass.
YUMI (Spoken)
Ten
times!
TAE (Spoken)
Miert csukott Uncle Same bortonbe.
MISAO
(Spoken)
Number seventeen-the spread eagle.
KAORU
(Spoken)
Sweet
differences.
TSUBAME
Pop
MEGUMI
Six
YUMI
Squish
TAE
Uh
uh
MISAO
Imarzuai
KAORU
Himura!