It was the day. After so Long of Waiting. Liu Kang was going to marry Kitana. He was so excited. He wore his MK 2011 alternate costume. Kung Lao was going to be hisa best man, It would be great
Liu Kang: alright let's check the list, Me, raiden, Sub-zero, Kung Lao, Kitana of course, Jade, sindel, Shang Tsung, Reptile, Kano, Goro, Stryker, Ermac, Sub-Zero, Bo Rai cho, Li mei, Sektor. Huh, wait Sektor?
Sub-Zero: Yeah he's pretty hardcore.
Liu Kang: alright that's it.
Scorpion: go fuck yourselves!
Liu Kang: why!
Scorpion: I wasn't invited!
Liu Kang: yeah?
Kung Lao: we know.
Scorpion: rarrrgggghhhhH!(teleports)
Kung Lao: he's a dick
Liu Kang: why do you think he's not invited?
Sub-zero: true
Raiden: (wearing a Tux) Ready Liu?
Liu Kang: always ready.
Kung Lao: where's Shang?
Raiden: in prision for rape.
(rape flashback)
Woman: no please stop!
Shang Tsung: your virginity is mine!
(end flashback)
Liu Kang: well let's go then.
Sub-Zero: okay.
The Limo
Ermac: look! Little figurines Of some ching chong and somebabe!
Liu Kang(flashes him dirty look) that's me and my wife you dick.
Ermac: crap. (looks to the side) Banania!
(explosion)
Liu Kang: what the hell
(outside)
Scorpion: This wedding will be a bust! Ha ha!
Liu Kang: scorpion is that you?
Scorpion: (imitates Mileena) No I'm sexy ass mileena, (mumbling) what does a tarkata say?(end mumbling) woof woof!
Liu Kang: Raiden teleport us to edenia.
Raiden: as you wish.
(edenian Chapel, liu kang is at the altar with his best man, Kung Lao.)
Liu Kang: Kung, I don't think this'll go well.
Kung Lao: wait and see
Will our hero marry the girl of his dreams?
Is scorpion going to imitate mileena more?
Is ermac really racist?
Find out next time.