As promised, Hidden is on a hiatus. I give you...this! It's a new story.(Well, obviously.)
Words of warning: This story has a lot of cursing in it. I don't know why I put it in, because I'm not a huge swearer. It was just...it kind of just happened, and I thought-'Ok, what the heck?'. If there is a problem, then it's yours and not mine.
Also, I tried to make this funny. It does have some romance, but hopefully not enough to make people gag. If you hate romance with a passion, then you probably wouldn't like this. But that's only if your one of those people who go around shouting-'Love stinks! All relationships are...' Yes, that person. Unless you are them, you should be fine.
I don't own anything about SSB, but I would say I own the words in this story.
Read away.
Intro
Zelda and Link were at Delfino Plaza, the red sign everyone in the roster hated blaring over their heads. SUDDEN DEATH. Link ran at Zelda, preparing to swing his sword. Zelda charged up her magic. As Link ran up, Zelda fired. Their attacks clashed, one canceling out the other.
"Damn." Link hissed as he slid backwards. Zelda flung her hand out, catching him in a spray of sparks. He flew off the stage. As he exploded in a burst of light, Zelda waved a taunting goodbye.
"The Winner is…Zelda!" the loud voice boomed over them. Zelda turned her head away from the camera and crossed one arm in front of the other, putting on a false image of being shy. Link was applauding in the background. Zelda could see his scowl.
They returned to Smash Mansion, where almost all the smasher were applauding her and Link.
Zelda's P.O.V.
Peach was clapping happily, bouncing in her seat. I walked up to her and smiled, flipping my hair back.
"Brilliant Zelda, just brilliant." She applauded. I took a mock bow. Link walked over to Marth and Ike, glowering. Ha.
"You'll beat her next time." Marth assured him. Link glared at me. I gave him a gloating smirk. Then I flounced over, Peach at my heels. She blushed when she saw Marth.
"Good game Link." I said brightly, not able to conceal my wide grin. I held out my hand. Link frowned and took my hand grudgingly.
"You didn't completely stink that time." I told him, squeezing his hand tighter so he couldn't escape.
"You too, princess." He snarled. I glared at him and gripped his fingers tighter. I hated when he called me that. He winced slightly, and reciprocated the action.
"Asshole." I sneered.
"F-you." He snapped. I released his fingers and shot my hand back down to my hip.
"You wish." I smirked, turning and leaving. Link glared at my back. Peach followed me. We walked away down the hall to take out seats, which were luckily just a few away from the Boys.(The Boy's are Link, Marth, and Ike. The three hottest in the school. )
At least…according to Peach.
Heh…
"How is it with Marth?" I asked sincerely, turning to look at the Boys. Peach said something, but I was distracted. Link was cheering for whoever was on the screen. Damn, he was so cute.
"…Stinks." Peach said.
"Huh?" I asked, snapping my head around.
"Geez, Zelda. Were you even listening?" She asked. I shook my head. Peach sighed huffily, and turned to pout at the screen.
"Sorry. Really, I am." I told her. The Battle on the screen ended. I turned to see who it was. Oh, no wonder it ended so quickly. It was Pikachu versus Bowser. No contest there. That electric mouse was just too good. He's beaten me a fair amount of times.
"Peach…" I coaxed. She refused to speak with me.
"If you don't talk, I'll go tell Marth." I said. Peach's eyes widened in horror.
"You wouldn't!" She hissed breathlessly. My response was to stand up slowly. She grabbed my arm.
"Don't you dare Zelda!" She hissed again. I smiled and sat back down.
"Was that so hard?" I asked brightly. Peach narrowed her eyes, but I could tell she was good humored.
"Really." She mumbled. Ike strolled over to us.
"You, with the face." He said. I looked up at him coolly.
"What?" I said calmly, with just a hint of annoyance.
"Link wants to talk to you. Something about sex." Ike said. Then he bolted for the door. Marth stood up after him. I caught him saying something about not messing with peoples private matters. Link was glaring after him. I walked over. Link looked like a dog caught after he trashed the bathroom. Very embarrassed, ashamed, and begging for forgiveness.
Why was he so adorable?
"You wanted to speak to me?" I asked coolly. Link narrowed his eyes.
"Yeah. Go burn in the Goron Mines." He snapped, and then he ran off. I stood fuming. How dare he! How freaking dare he!
I sat across from Link in the cafeteria. We were sorted by category. Damn him, looking so cute chewing on his food. I sulked, spearing my salad.
"…And I was like, bitch, there ain't no way I'm letting you get your paws on me." Ganondorf sat next to me. He waved his hand in a very gay manner. Sometimes I think being around Guerudo all the time messed him up in the brain.
"Dude, could you try not being gay?" Link asked.
"Say's the one in the dress and tights." I said coolly, placing my salad delicately in my mouth. Even if he acted like that sometimes, Ganondorf defiantly wasn't gay. No one gay would spend their spare time ranking me, Peach, and Samus on 'Boob Bouncy-ness' and taking pictures up our skirts.
"It's a tunic!" Link growled.
"Whatever." I shrugged coolly; giving him a look that I knew drove him up the wall.
"At least I don't flash my underwear left and right." Link smirked, biting his sandwich. I glared at him.
"It's my leggings, asshole." I snapped.
"Say's you. I don't think hookers should be allowed in here." He said, setting down his food.
"You shouldn't get in unless you have a Smash." I said just as icily. I knew I was striking his nerves like a three year old on a piano, but I also didn't care a bit. If he wanted to call me a hooker, let there be war.
"You wanna fight?" Link yelled, standing angrily.
"Only if you aren't too much of a wimp to take me on!" I stood up along with him. We glared at each other over the table top.
"Great!"
"Fine!"
We stormed off to the Smash Hall. I can't believe that Link didn't have a Smash. It was way too stupid.
"Bridge of Eldin." I yelled.
"Final Destination!" Link challenged. The machine got confused. It always did whenever two people were screaming. So it randomized us. We ended up at the Battlefield.
Link charged. I took out Din's Fire. It exploded around him, flames flapping off his cloths slowly.
Ha. Burned.
We danced between each other, attacking with Sword and Sorcery. The Smash Ball appeared. We charged. I swung at it, but missed. Damn. Link swung his sword up and crashed it. The light enveloped him. Great. Another smash wasted.
He turned away from me. Wait…no way he just turns away.
"Hey, tights! What's the matter? Afraid to hit a girl?" I taunted. "Come one, loser! One hit can't be that bad! It's not like you have any parents to be ashamed of you!"
That was defiantly the wrong thing to say. Even if I mutilated him, and mocked him, I never brought that up. No one did. Link whirled around, his eyes blazing.
Crap.
A bright light enveloped me like a bubble. I couldn't move. Link was suddenly in front of me, slashing with his sword. His eyes were still burning.
Crap crap crap shit crap.
"Link!" I screamed. He drew back and slammed his sword into me. I felt myself flying. I tried to slow myself with magic. Something ripped open. It was like the air parted. I flew into it.
No! No no no! Where the heck was I going? I wasn't exploding! No! Get me the hell out of here!
I have to get out of here!
And I was. I was in a very dense forest. I looked around. What the heck? This wasn't even close to the Battlefield. I stood up. My side hurt terribly.
I guess…the only way to go was forward.
Link's P.O.V.
No! Crap! Why did I use my Smash? I wasn't supposed to…shoot! Where the hell had Zelda gone?
I closed my eyes. I can't believe it.
"Dude, where's Zelda?" I looked up. Ike was standing there. He was looking around. I wasn't on the Battlefield anymore. I was…back in the Smash Hall. What the hell?
"I…don't know…" I admitted.
"It appears your Smash sent her somewhere." Marth observed. I felt my heart speed up. No.
"No kidding genius." Ike snorted.
"Where?" I demanded. I don't believe this. I don't freaking believe this. I can't believe I sent Zelda away!
Why did I have to be so mad at her? What if she never came back! I'll have her disappearance on my hands!
Which would not be fun.
Also I like her.
But that's not really important right now, is it?
1) I like Ganondorf, so deal with it, because he stays the same.
2) Link doesn't have parents in this because in a lot of recent Legend of Zelda games he doesn't have them. Maybe he doesn't in any of the games. I just imagine that this would make him upset. A lot of inner turmoil, fiery despair, a burning in his crying soul...all that. So he's upset at the mention of his long lost parents.
3) Why don't they tell each other they like one another? Because if they did, there wouldn't be a plot.