This is the story of how Shunsui got an STD...

Shunsui walks out of his room, wearing only his flowery boxers. He yawns and grabs a cup of sake. AFter quickly downing it, his lover from lats night walks out.

She is just a random girl from the 7th Division.

"Umm, Shunsui-taichou. I'm afraid I have to tell you this. I have HIV." The words came out of her mouth slowly.

Shunsui's face went from it's usual relaxed state, and into a state of horror.

"WHAT!?!?!?" He shouted. He was never one to shout, but finding out your lover gave you HIV, can make you yell.

Shunsui, before getting dressed or saying another word, left to go to the 12th division, to get tested.

Mayuri chuckled when Shunsui asked for a test. After 4 minutes, Mayuri walked back out.

"Shunsui, you have....SUPER AIDS!" Mayuri burst into a laughing fit as he said this.

(TO BE CONTINUED!)