The Hogwarts Toilet Seat

Part 1

"Shhh….keep it down Fred, you are going to give us away." George said. Fred smiled at his brother.

"This is so going to be worth the trouble." Fred said with a laugh. "Can you just see the look on Ginny's face when she receives her Hogwarts toilet seat?" Fred said with a laugh. George replied with a nod and laughed as well.

"Can you just see the look on mum's face?" George asked. Fred just laughed at the thought of their mother's reaction of when the toilet seat returned to the burrow.

"Yes, I can just picture the look on her face." Fred said amused at the thought. "Her face will be so red because she will be so proud of us." Fred said with a laugh. George couldn't help but laugh at this.

"Do you have the Dr. Filibuster's Fabulous Wet-Start fireworks?" Fred asked his brother. George nodded.

"Of course, I have those with me, when would I not have something like that with me." George said with a laugh.

"You know….The only time we don't have these kind of this with us is when McGonagall confiscates them and gives us detention." Fred said with a laugh.

"I don't think she realizes that making us serve detention with Filch isn't really a punishment." George said with a laugh. "That just gives us more places to find useful things." George said with a laugh as he opened the door to the bathroom.

"Well George, this is it." Fred said as they were about to enter the bathroom. All of a sudden they saw Mrs. Norris. It was too late for them to hide from her because sh spotted them right away. Just as she was about to meow to get Filch's attention Fred kicked her across the corridor.

"That was a close one." George said as they walked into the bathroom and closed the door behind them. "Thanks Fred, I always wished someone would kick Mrs. Norris. Maybe that will teach her a lesson." George said with a laugh. Fred walked over to the nearest stall and walked in.

"George, hand me a Filibuster's Wet-Start please." Fred said as he put his hand out to take the fireworks from his brother. Fred took it and dropped it in the toilet and stepped back.

"It's going to blow." George said with a laugh as he backed up as well. All of a sudden there was a loud bang. BOOM! This made both twins laugh.

"Fred, we did it. We blew up a toilet and we are about to get a Hogwarts toilet seat to send to Ginny." George said as he started laughing hysterically. In seconds both twins were on the floor laughing hysterically. After taking a few minutes to calm down they got what they needed.

"Accio toilet seat! "Fred called out as he casted the spell. Both of them looked at their prize in disgust.

"This thing needs cleaning. It smells worse than Percy's sweaty socks." George said with a frown as he casted a spell to clean the toilet seat. Just as they were about to leave George heard footsteps coming towards the bathroom. "Quick throw a Filibuster's Wet-Start in each toilet." George said as he threw his brother some fireworks. They each took a side and threw fireworks in each toilet. Just then the door opened, it was Filch.

"I know you are in here somewhere, show yourself. You can't hide forever you know." Filch said with an evil grin. "I'm not leaving this bathroom until you come out of hiding." Filch said. One of the twins threw something and caused a smoke screen in the bathroom. The smoke prevented Filch from being able to see them. As the smoke filled the bathroom, Fred and George made a break for it. They ran all the way to the Gryffindor common room.

"That was so awesome!" Fred said to his brother. George couldn't stop laughing.

"Did you see the look on his face when all of the toilets exploded." Fred said with a laugh. "The look on his face was priceless." Fred said happily.

"Looks like someone will have hours of cleaning to do." George said with a laugh.

"It serves him right, always wanting to expel students for harmless pranks and being out late after hours." Fred said. They wrapped the toilet seat up so they could send it to Ginny. After wrapping up the U-shaped package, they quietly (if that's possible for Fred and George) made their way to where the school owls were kept. They needed three owls to deliver the package. After they made sure the owls were out of sight and no one was around, they made their way back to the castle.

"Fred, we did it." George said proudly once they were safe back in the Gryffindor common room.

"Yes we did, and I'm sure Ginny will love it." Fred said happily.