Temple-Welcome to another great fic from Cobweb Productions!

Ember- Cobweb…productions?

Temple- Yeah, ya know in all my fics there is a little cobweb hidden in my pictures?

Ember- Yeah, but that doe…

Temple- So! In all my stories I can't draw a cobweb, DUH! So I say they are made by Cobweb Productions… which is basically me! Oh yes! This is actually my second multi chapter story but my friend was SUPPOSED to load my other one, and she hasn't yet...*sighs*

Ember- I won't ask…so is this ANOTHER nasty Yaoi?

Temple- YUP! Sasunaru OR Narusasu…not sure enough, I still think Naruto-kun is the ULTIMATE Uke! But I can see him being Seme!

Ember- I didn't understand a word of that

Temple- *sigh* The Sasu/Naru goes like this Seme/Uke, Seme is on top, uke on bottom, GET IT!?

Ember- suuure…..

Temple- never mind... just do the warnings...

DISCLAIMOR- I DO NOT IN ANYWAY OWN NARUTO!!!! Sasuke sure as hell does but if we want to get all legal and shit then it's Kishimoto.

Ember- Wow...pushy much?

Temple-DO THE WARNINGS!

Ember- This is in OUR word, not the land of fire, or whatever it's called, Swearing, violence, and lemons! Not in this chapter but I'll tell you when to avert your eyes from the 2 boys gettin' it on if you are like me and feel sickened by it.

Temple- *Rolls eyes* your just soooo nice...*sighs* SO let the story begin!

(*SQUEE*= changing scene, POV, or time

'''apostraphe''' = thoughts

Bold= emphasis

italics= Kyuubi

I can't run… I can't breathe. Seconds seem to take minutes and the world shows me it's ugly side. What is wrong with me, I can't fight; all I can do is run. My legs have turned numb, yet I still run. Bodies litter the ground around me; fallen comrades. Who has done this? Why can't I stop everything, why is this still happening!? Finally, with all the little energy I have left I stop and fall to my knees. I have no feeling in me, my body is numb. I look to the left to see the faces twisted in agony, same when I turn my head to the right. I have nowhere to look without seeing someone I love dead. I look down where a puddle of blood lies at my knees. My own face reflects up at me, in this crimson mirror is a mirror me, and I'm dead…

"NOOOOOOO!"

I sit up and twist in my covers, breathing erratically. Everything is normal. My room is bathed in moonlight, giving a cold effect. I don't want to get off the bed now, fearing some monster under my bed, or hiding in my bathroom. Something is whimpering loudly… oh wait, that's me. I've begun to cry and I didn't even realize it until I lifted my hand to my face. How long has it been since I cried? Probably too long, but who gives a care.

I huddle in my blanket like a turtle in it's shell, the covers pull around my head like some sort of shield against the darkness. I don't want to be alone anymore…

*SQUEEE*

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP!

Uzumaki Naruto sits up in his cover, his eyes wide. HE had never had a dream so real! He turned his alarm clock off and slipped out of bed. What day was it again? Naruto walked over to his froggy calendar and scanned down the dates.

"WHAT! SCHOOL!" Naruto blurted out.

*SQUEE*

Heir to the Uchiha fortune, Sasuke sat up in his king size bed. He stretched his arms; muscles rippling beneath his pale skin. What a weird dream...it was so vivid. Sasuke ran a hand through his hair, smoothing out any hints of bed head. He scowled at the norming light as if his glare could send it all away and bring back the night. No such luck. With a defeated scowl, he stood up off his bed and threw open his closet door. What to wear for school...

That's right, it was the first day of school. As any other new year there was a lot of yelling, a lot of excitement, a lot of whining, and a LOT of crowded hallways. This did not even phase the blond teen who was heading down the halls to his locker. In fact, he seemed to be the loudest, most excited of them all! He was quite literally bouncing off the walls. He leapt and pushed himself off another wall and down a hallway. His locker seem to cower as he walked up to it. Spinning the dials with ease he grinned to himself. The lcker opened with no protest, showing it's battle scars from the previous year it had Naruto as a tenant.

"That's right, no locker can stand up to the awesomeness that is Naruto Uzumaki's foot!" The blond grinned.

"Yeah, all inanimate objects cower at fox face's big fat foot!"came a snicker. Naruto turned to see one of his good friends standing their with a grin on his face.

"Whatever dog breath, your just jealous cuz my locker actually opens when you spend half your morning with yours," Naruto replied, sticking out his tongue.

"You two are so troublesome..."came a sigh. A boy walked up on Naruto's opposite side.

"Sometimes, I swear, that word is all you know, Shikamaru?"Naruto asked.

"His IQ is twice your's and the mutt's," was the emotionless responce of another boy," Morning Dickless."

"HEY!"came the joint shout of Kiba and Naruto

"Hey guys!" a chubby boy, holding a bag of chips stopped Sai from saying anything in return.

"Looks like we're all here..." cheered a boy with bushy eyebrows.

"Hey Chouji," Shikamaru greeted.

"Lee you have no sense of color..." Kiba stated.

"Will you idiots get out of my way..."came a snarl. Kiba and Naruto turned to see Uchiha Sasuke. Kiba frowned, but inside he was hoping for a fight. Naruto glared and just stepped in front of the locker that the Uchiha was trying to approach.

"Make me Uchiha!"Naruto shot back

"Don't fuck with me Dobe, I had a bad night!"Sasuke warned

"Oh did the little princess wet the bed? Or did his hooker refuse to sleep with him 'till he..."Naruto paused, trying to think up a good insult.

"Grew a dick?" Sai offered. Naruto grinned and began to repeat Sai's words until Sai said, "You two are so much alike in that department, Dickless."

"BURN! He got you good Fox face!"Kiba laughed.

"Shut up Kiba!"Naruto growled.

"WILL YOU GET OUT OF MY WAY!" Sasuke snapped. Naruto turned back to the fuming raven. Then he grinned and leaned back against it. Suddenly, he wished he hadn't as he could have sworn he saw Sasuke's eyes flash red. Then he was suddenly pushed up against the lockers, face to face...well more like face to collarbone, because Sasuke was taller. Naruto glared up at the Uchiha heir who wasn't even looking at him. Naruto glanced down to his side where Sasuke was spinning the dial with fierce concentration.

Blushing furiously, Naruto stammered, "W-what are you doing Uchiha?"

"Opening my locker, Dobe," Sasuke replied.

"Then let me go Uchiha..." Naruto demanded. Both boys had been whispering so only the other could hear. Naruto's friends strained their ears nearby but were denied any words loud enough to make out.

"I don't want to make you do anything you don't want to do, so if you don't want to move, I won't make you, Na-Ru-To," Sasuke whispered. Naruto gulped, how did Sasuke make his voice sound so...husky and seductive?

'What is this feeling...how did Uchiha make his voice like that? Kami why are my pants feeling so tight? Oh shit... please no, Kami, please. I am NOT hard...oh please sweet Kami, please not that...why the hell is Uchiha looking at me like that... Did I grow or did he shrink cuz his lips look so damn close...wait... no not his lips...his face. He's just leaning his head down to...what is he doing? He wouldn't ki...no Uchiha Sasuke is NOT gay...right? Wait a sec, I AM NOT GAY! I AM NOT THINKING OF SASUKE... I mean UCHIHA LIKE THAT! But... oh god how those lips must feel...WAIT NO!'

"You look hot, dobe," SAsuke smirked.

'Wait, Sasuke did not just say that did he? WHy would he think I'm hot? Or even attractive, he does know I'm not gay, right? Why am I sweating..Oh wait... Shit I'm sweating and hot as hell... So that's what Sasuke meant...I hope...'

Suddenly Sasuke forced his locker door open, sandwiching Naruto between the door and the locket next to it. This obviously brought narutp out of his thoughts because a murderous glare disfigured his face and two words seemed to appear over his head.

KILL SASUKE!

"Dude, Naruto..."Kiba began, but Naruto had already slipped out from where he was trapped and was turning towards Sasuke.

"UCHIHA!"

Sasuke turned calmly, his books tucked under his arm.

!BAM!

Sasuke blinked a few times before gingerly touching his cheak. It stung, and Sasuke knew it would bruise.

"Oop's did I ruin your pretty little face princess Teme?" Naruto chuckled.

"You're gonna pay for that, Baka,"Sasuke said, strugging to keep his voice level.

"Princess!"Naruto shot back

"Dobe!"

"Teme!"

"Usuratonkatchi!"

"HOMO!" NAruto shouted. Everyone's gaze seemed to be focused on the two, especialy at that word. Sasuke blanked for a second, becoming emotionless and quiet, then he fixed Naruto with such a glare that a blind hitler would feel it and run. Without a single word Sasuke pounced on the blond. So many punches were thrown that neither boy knew who's fist was who's.

"FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT!" Came the annoying chant of most of the student body; the loudest being Kiba.

Sasuke kneed Naruto in the gut, causing the blond to let a strangled moan. The smaller boy headbutted Sasuke in chin. Sasuke winced but he doubted he could stop trying to murder the boy now, no matter how much pain.

"What is going on here?" came an interested voice in the crowd. A man with gray hair and a mask stepped through the crowd, eyeing the two teens on the ground, "Interesting..."

Naruto pinned Sasuke beneath him, stradding his back. Sasuke rolled over before Naruto could get a good hold. NAruto let out a wheeze as his breath was knocked out of him. Sasuke moved so he was straddling naruto.

"Mr. Hatake, what is going on?" demanded a tall woman.

Sasuke leaned down so that their lips where only an inch away and whispered, "What now Naruto?"

Naruto's face was red, but whether he was blushing, tired, or angry, no one knew.

"OW! DAMN IT UZUMAKI YOU BIT ME! WHO THE HELL BITES SOMEONE IN A BRAWL!" Sasuke snarled loudly.

"MR. UCHIHA, NARUTO!" came an angry shout. The tall blond forced herself into the circle. She looked about 30, her long blond hair was in pig tails, and her chest was so big most boys had wet dreams about her at least 3 different times.

"Tsunade, I was just about to break up the fight myself," said the gray haired man. Tsunade didn't even bother to tell the gray haired teacher different.

"TO MY OFFICE NOW!" She shouted.

"Oh great..." The two boys said simultainiously.

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Temple- TA DA! I hope Ya'll liked it!

Ember- Ya'll

Temple- Shut up Ember, I hope you all review!

Ember- That was confusing shit Temple...

Temple- Like what?

Ember- Is Sasuke's parents alive? Where does NAruto live? Who's friends and who's enemies? How old are they? WHo was the gray haired man? Who was having that dream in the beginning? And why did Tsunade call Sasuke Mr. Uchiha and NAruto just Naruto?

Temple- *sighs* FIne I'll answer SOME of those! Sasuke's parents may or may not be dead yet, I'll decide that later, same with Itachi. Naruto lives alone in a crappy apartment like in the anime. Naruto's friends are- Kiba, Shikamaru, Chouji, Sai, and Lee. Sasuke doesn't have real friend but he does hang out with Neji and Shino, who are sorta like friends... Sakura and Ino are friends/rivals like in the anime but they come in later. Enemies though, you'll have to see, obviously Naruto and Sasuke hate each other. They are 17 and 18 but they DO drink. They gray haired dude is Kakashi, DUH! He's a teacher at the school. Tsunade's relationship with Naruto will be revieled in the next chapter. That answer all you're questions?

Ember-Yeah, I'm good...oh wait! What about our guest? we didn't have one.

Temple- She was busy today, she'll be here later for the showing of Chapter two: Detention, Suspention, and Chalk!

Ember- She...a busy female...most likely Ninja... close to the characters... has comments on what is to come...OH SHI I SO KNOW WHO IT IS! Is it....

Temple-Well Ja Ne, gotta go! Etche' Ne! *peace sign*