JIBBLIES 3

By Sk8z123

On a cold Devil's Night, Strong Bad, Strong Mad and The Cheat sneak through the bushes near Marzipan's House.

SB: "Alright, guys. This here's gonna be the greatest Halloween eggin' that Free Country USA Has ever known!"

TC: "Meh, mehhhh. Meh!" ("yeah right. The record holder had a medieval-style catapult. And a girlfriend.")

SB: "Oh. Well, er, that… this messed up town has ever known?"

TC: "Meh." ("Meh.")

SM: "LET'S T.P. MARZIMAN'S!"

SB: "Ooh! Nice one. But SHUT UP! We'll get cought!"

TC: MEH! Meh mehh meh meh! ("Wait! I heard something!")

SB: What was it, Cheaterson?

TC: "mehh… mehmememehemhememememememe!" ("It sounded like… it- JibblieJibblieJibblieJibblie!")

SB: What the crap..? WAIT! JIBBLIE! STRONG MAD! PLUG YOUR EARS! IT'S THE JIBBLIES PAI-

OH NO!"

SM: "EH-JIBBELIE-JIBBELIE-JIBBELIE-JIBBELIE!"

SB: "I gotta get out of here!"

Strong Bad dashes to Bubs' Consession Stand, only to find Bubs lying on the ground mumbling "Jibblie… JIBBLIE… UHH, jibblie," and Coach Z just barely pronouncing "JORBLIE" several times. Strong Bad then remembers that Homestar Runner is immune to the Jibblies, due to his Stupidity. Strong Bad goes back to Marzipan's House and bangs on the door.

SB: "OPEN THE DOOR!"

(Homestar answers.)

HS: "Um, Strong bad? What are you… well..well… doing…. Here… well….well…."

SB: "Cut the Reagan impression, man! The Jibblies Painting is on the loose again!"

HS: "OH CWAP!"

SB: "Exactly! Doesn't your ummmm…. Brain? Remember how to keep un-jibblified?"

HS: "Oh….. I forgot."

SB: "You're kidding."

HS: "No."

SB: "Really?"

HS: "No."

SB: "Wait, so you DO?"

HS: "Well, duh, stupid!"

SB: *Ignoring that* I'll need to know how."

HR: "The first thing is, you can't know."

SB: "But I thought that-"

HS: "That's my point, Stro Bro. You have to be STUPID."

SB: "Oh, well, that's dumb."

HS: "Exactly! By the way, Marzipan was just Jibblified over the phone."

SB: "Jibblies via phone line AGAIN!"

HS: "No, she heard the message Homsar left us."

SB: "Wait! That's it!"

HS: "We destroy Marzi's answering machine?"

SB: "No!"

HS: "Aw, man!"

SB: "We lead the Painting to Homsar, and BANG! Instant reverse-Jibblies!"

HS: "Ooh! Good plan!"

SB: "Ok, Let's go!"

Strong Bad and Homestar grab some flashlights and begin their search for Homsar. They pass by an unsuspicious bush with the corner of a picture frame coming out of it. Hmm...unsuspicious...

SB: "Remember, Homestar-he could be anywhere."

HS: "Like in this bush with the Jibblies painting in it!"

SB: "Yeah, like th- WAIT A MINUTE!"

(Homestar pulls out the painting.)

Painting: "COME ON IN HERE!"

SB: NO! (Runs away)

Painting: "SOME RUN, SOME SERVE! HOMESTAR RUNNER! COME ON IN HERE!"

HS: "Eh...gih...migh-! I... can't...! aaaaaaAAAAAAHHHH-" (Also runs away)

After Strong Bad and Homestar find each other, they come upon a "napping" Homsar (What he's really doing is floating upside down with his eyes closed and saying over and over: "Duoaugh!I'm the sleepy-time freight train!").

HS: "Uhh, Strong Bad?"

SB:"Yeah?"

HS: "It's right behind you."

SB: "OH, IS THAT ALL!"

HS: "WAKE HIM UP!"

SB: "FINALLY, SOMETHING SMART COMING OUT OF YOUR FACE CRATER!"

HS: "Ehh, what? Face crater?"

(SB wakes Homsar up)

Homsar: "DuAuAuoouagh! I'm bEiNg sHANt NOt SomEsONE THat MaKes YoUr CheesE GraTERs!"

Painting: "NOT... NO!... Not the REVERSE... JIBBLIES-... NOOOO...! EHhhhh Jibblie-jibblie-jibblie-jibblie!"

(painting explodes)

HS: "We DID IT! POO DONKIS HAS BEEN DESTROYED!"

SB: "Ugh... well...THAT WAS SO AWESOME!"

All the Jibbliefied characters are freed, and Free Country USA can now sleep, in mind that tomorrow night, may candies and costumes flood the streets. But, is there another problem, other than the fact that Coach Z is re-opening his Haunted Locker Room?

I don't know. YET.

THE END