Operation: Senior Prank
"You realize that we're gonna get caught, right?" said an apprehensive Kuki as she unloaded a huge bag of packing peanuts from the back of her minivan. Tonight was the night. The entire senior class of McClintock High had elected them to be the masterminds behind the biggest senior prank since the school had opened.
Wally grunted as he lifted the last box of bubble bath onto the window ledge. "Kooks, we'll be fine. There aren't any cameras, there isn't a night guard on duty tonight, and I've got the janitor's keys to the whole building! No way we can get caught. Besides, you're with me. What could go wrong?" Kuki giggled as he tried to flex his skinny arms. "So where's Hoagie? He said he had something really awesome to show us tonight!"
Suddenly, an engine roared in the distance as an old farm truck came screeching around the corner. "SLOW DOWN BOY! YOURE GONNA GET ABBY KILLED!" In moments, the truck came to a stop right in front of Kuki's van. "You ain't no James Bond, so don't be drivin' like one!" Abby climbed out of the truck and slammed her door.
"Shhhhh! You'll blow my cover!" whispered a voice from the driver's seat. Hoagie opened his door just enough so he could slip out unnoticed. "Dum dum, dumdumdum dumdum, duh nuh nuhhhhh, duh nuh nuhhhh!" He jumped out at Kuki, who screamed with fright. "Check it out guys! I'm like secret agent! Or a ninja! I'm a secret ninja agent!"
Hoagie was wearing dark sweatpants, a black spandex shirt, and a black ski mask. Abby smacked him in the back of the head with her hat. "Boy, take that stupid thing off your face. You look like a bank robbing fool." She turned towards the pickup truck. "And Abby can't believe you're actually gonna let those things loose in the school."
At the sound of Abby's voice, squealing could be heard from the fenced off portion in the back of the truck. Wally's eyes widened in awe. "Are those what I think they are?" He took a few steps forward and put his hand on the wooden paneling. "We don't live anywhere near a farm! How did you get pigs?"
"Piggies! I love piggies!" Kuki bubbled. "They're so cute and cuddly!" She ran over to the truck and climbed up the side. "Oooooh! Blue pigs! You're pretty!" As Kuki was making baby noises at the pigs, a red Camaro pulled up next to the truck. Nigel Uno stepped out of the front seat and walked to the back of Kuki's van.
"So I take it we're all set?" he asked in a commanding, semi-British accent. He turned towards Hoagie and asked "Did you number the pigs?"
"Yep. Blue paint. I numbered em 1, 2, and 4. Just like you asked. They'll be looking for number 3 all day." chuckled Hoagie as he gave an overformal salute.
A clever glint shone in Nigel's eyes as he said "Alright, then. Let's do this."