A/N= So remember the time when fan fiction was down, my engines started rolling while I watched one piece movies. This is set after Timeskip and Flim Z.
Originally wanted to make it oneshot but ended up being two. I'm new at writing and english isn't my first language so all grammatical mistakes are purely mine.
Disclaimer: I do not own OP.
It was a peaceful day in the Thousand sunny. The waves were calm and the breeze was light enough for the navigator of the ship to have a day off. Using the navigator's great tactics, they had successfully survived 4 cyclones on the open sea and crash-landed on a uninhabited island. Sanji had left in search for any sign of animals to replenish mugiwara's food stock, taking Brook along to help him. Robin wanted to see if she could find any history to this island so Franky joined her to escort her to the island. Chopper had gone with Luffy and Ussop looking for herbs useful for medication. Nami had warned Luffy and Ussop of the consequences if they screw around in the island so she came up with the plan. 'Bring me fruits' she had said and 'A LOT' she said while glaring at Luffy. That leaves just Nami and Zoro. Nami wanted to add the island in her map and Zoro stayed behind for safety reasons.
-/AFTER 4 HOURS/-
"Wake up"
"Wake uuppp" This time she said it longer.
"Zoro... WAKE UP YOU MOSSHEAD" The orange head hit the moss head. Hard.
She hated being ignored and Zoro who actually wasn't asleep knew it very well. Yet, he tries to disobey her. 'Every time' Nami thought. Zoro was currently 'feigning' to sleep, resting his head on back of the wall in crow's nest with his katanas placed next to him. What made this angry orange head come all the way to crow's nest was the least of Zoro's concern. The biggest concern to him was why in the world was she poking and annoying him when everyone had returned from their adventure in the island. Well.. 'almost everyone' he thought to himself.
"Luffy's group isn't back yet" Nami said gritting her teeth. She knew it was her fault for allowing such a fool to roam around with other fools, naming Ussop. She faceplamed. She was thinking too much and thinking too much was unhealthy for her.
"Maybe it was your order that is delaying them" He said rubbing his bumps on his head while closing one good eye and yawning. Nami glared at her. Nami decided to reward him for being too honest and started dragging him out of the crow's nest.
"HEY WHAT THE HELL WOMAN" Zoro complained, quickly grabbing his katanas. Knowing Nami, he will be dragged with or without his complaints.
"Walk or I drag you" she threatened him. Not that it worked.
He stood up, towering over Nami's petite figure. His lips curved up to a smirk because he knew.
"What was that? I can't hear you from up here" Zoro grinned.
She was wearing heels and she still could not reach up to Zoro's eye level. 'Damn' she cursed herself for being too short. She was thinking for a counterattack when she heard a yell. The very source of her problem was shouting outside the thousand sunny.
"NAAAAMIIIIIIII, ZOROOOOOOOOO I FOUND AAA LOOOTTT OF FRUITTSSSS" "SHISHISHISHI" Luffy's voice rang like a bell throughout the ship. Finally, Nami let out a sigh. A sigh she didn't know she held. Zoro lightly elbowed her.
"Looks like it was your fruits" He said, smirking again.
TWICE, this was the second time Zoro had won against Nami and she did not like this. Nami in desperate, started to stomp out of the crow's nest ready to project her anger at the late comers and she was not going to go easy on them. She marched towards Luffy and Ussop with the intent to kill. Zoro also followed her down to the lawn deck. Zoro deep heartedly felt for his fellow crew mates who were being beaten by Nami but he did not want any more trouble from the orange head.
Robin who was enjoying her book chuckled at the reoccurring scene in front of her. Luffy and Ussop had swelling bruises all over their face and were pleading for forgiveness.
"shumimashe" they cried simultaneously. On the contrary, she noticed Chopper had gone unharmed. Nami always did have a soft spot for the little reindeer.
"OWWW…NAMI-SIS take it easy there" Frankky said taking a cola in his hand.
"Yohohohohoho Nami-san, may I see your panties" Soon another corpse was added to the bunch. A literal corpse with a wig.
"Namii-swaannn is the prettiest when she's angrryyy" Snaji twirled around Nami. Zoro just scoffed at how idiotic he sounded.
"NAMMII-SWANNN, ROBINNN-CHANN" Sanji twirled once more with eyes shaped in hearts. This time towards Robin as well.
"I made you dessert" He said charmingly, bowing at Robin. Robin placed the dish on the table and continued reading her book. Her book seemed more entertaining than the scene before her. Sanji then danced and twirled towards Nami and placed the food in her hands.
"Using this shitty captain's fruits he found" he said making a complete 180 degrees change and kicking Ussop in the process.
Nami in frustration scooped one whole spoonful of the dessert in her mouth while saying thank you. The food Sanji prepared was once again outstanding. Even when the ingredients are dodgy, he manages to make anything and everything delicious.
"Hmmmmm Sanji-kun" She said in admiration for his amazing skills, gaining everyone's attention including robin. Robin's eyes widen in shock, her book forgotten. Her pupils constricted upon the sight in front of her. Zoro was watching how pitiful luffy and ussop looked when his eyes fell on Nami and his jaw dropped. Franky dropped his cola in the process and Brook fainted. Both Luffy and Ussop stopped crying.
"ARRRGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH" The little reindeer's scream brought everyone back to reality.
"ARHHHHH NAMIIII" Luffy said while trying to desperately search for Nami who seemed to vanish in thin air. Leaving only clothes behind. It was Zoro who was sitting the furthest, moved the fastest towards the pile of clothes that lay on the ground.
"Nami" His voice full of fear and anxiety.
"Nami" he said it again.
Then an orange head pooped out from the pile of clothes, right in front of Zoro's face. Zoro stared at Nami in horror.
"What's wrong why is everyone so loud?" she asked innocently.
Zoro in horror and shock pointed at her. "You…you've.."
"What" nami said a little irritated.
"NAMMII-SWANNN, YOUR BOOBS SHRANK" sanji said hugging a 6 year old Nami and wailing next to her.
Hope you like it :)