Author's note: Yeah, that part of my brain is tingling again - must be 'magnificent huge orgy' season. Only this time, I'm not going all out and making it explicit like I did with Making Love, Not War (Kill la Kill) and Sweet, Steamy Revenge (FE: Awakening). Instead, I'm gonna do something a little different and revamp the ending in the last episode from Maji Love 2000% and make things tamer. Now, it may be short, but it's pretty sweet nonetheless. And more importantly, this fic is to celebrate the fourth season of UNP.

Oh, and I don't own anything from Uta no Prince Sama, either.

That said, aside from being my first crackfic (kind of), enjoy!

The REAL Maji Love 2000% (OR: My take on the Happy Pulse in the last episode)

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Haruka Nanami opened her eyes slowly, and discovered that all her clothes were gone. She gasped, and noticed everyone else were naked, but the music was still blaring.

After that trippy space sequence where everyone was happy and nude and enjoying themselves, she had no idea it would come down to this. "Where did our clothes go?" she asked.

Otoya Ittoki couldn't believe it either: "It looked like our singing was so powerful, it stripped everyone down to their birthday suits."

"But...but what should we do?" she asked.

He simply shrugged, that is, until a girl in a green Celtics shirt and jeans arrived on the scene via umbrella a la Mary Poppins. It was the authoress herself, having unexpectedly inserted herself into this fanfic you're reading!

After clearing her throat, the mysterious authoress asked, "Will every single one of you just fuck already?! Seriously, end the last episode of Maji Love 2000% with a big orgy! Ask Kill la Kill, they did that, too!"

Otoya and Haruka looked at the girl, and then at each other, before they embrace and lock lips together. The authoress then turned to Cecil and all the other idols and said, "Don't just stand there, join these two! And don't forget Tomochika!"

The authoress simply smiled and told everyone else, "Don't be afraid to join in on the fun!"

Otoya and Haruka were already making out, until Syo and the other idols decided to have their turns with her. As everyone else decided to partake in the continuance of the Happy Pulse, the authoress decided to exit by leaving them behind.

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Now I know what you're thinking: Should I continue it? If I do, I may do an individual chapter for each of the idols! Tell me what you think, okay?

With love for my fans,

Chrissy