My Very Own Fun Fun Gundam Wing Adventure!
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Originally written on my playroom wall with a magenta crayon. Transcribed
for your reading displeasure. Don't claim rights to anything but my Bratz
dolls and my own Barbie Make-Up Case, especially since I can barely
pronounce, let alone spell Bandai Entertainment or Sunrise. What's a
'lawsuit'? Flame me, grill me, serve me up with pickles and
o~o~onio~ons...
I flew down and kicked Treze's @$$ in my special gundam named Uber- Kitti gundam then shouted at Wufei. "If your not going to help baka get out of my way!" I beat Treze and then I flew between Heero and the Libra and then I said "Heero don't do it I havent told you yet but I'm you're sister! and Duo and I are pregnant and we want you to be the Godfather Heero so don't use the blaster rifle because you'll kill you Treze is dead and the war is over and OZ has to give up and Duo's twin Anna-Mae has taken care of White Fang she sic'ed her falcon on Quinz!" But Heero wouldn't listen so I used my telepathy and knocked him out. Uber-Kitti takes gundam Zero back to the hanger and Anna-Mae who teleported back and me pull open the hatch and bring down Heero. I start crying and Duo comforts me and kissed me and Heero went to the hospital. Trowa and Quatre and Wufei were there somewhere but that's not important. Then Heero died and I cried more and so did Duo and maybe Trowa and Quatre and Wufei did too and then because I am the last surviving member of the great Yuy clan I got Heero's strength. A year later the gundam boys and I minus Heero live in an apartment in NYC and I'm second in command after Une she's scary like whoa. I toss my knee long white hair and play with Shakiro in our apartment and he's getting so big he's almost four feet tall already and he's only six. Hes playing Duo in Kingdom Hearts "Nimou ryoukai, baka." And I have Uber- Kitti turned into a Corvette that I drove to Preventers every day and Duo rides with me because I drive fast and I still missing Heero because I'm the last of my race and I save the world on occasion because I'm practically freaking omniscient. Oh. And I have a pony.
The end.
I flew down and kicked Treze's @$$ in my special gundam named Uber- Kitti gundam then shouted at Wufei. "If your not going to help baka get out of my way!" I beat Treze and then I flew between Heero and the Libra and then I said "Heero don't do it I havent told you yet but I'm you're sister! and Duo and I are pregnant and we want you to be the Godfather Heero so don't use the blaster rifle because you'll kill you Treze is dead and the war is over and OZ has to give up and Duo's twin Anna-Mae has taken care of White Fang she sic'ed her falcon on Quinz!" But Heero wouldn't listen so I used my telepathy and knocked him out. Uber-Kitti takes gundam Zero back to the hanger and Anna-Mae who teleported back and me pull open the hatch and bring down Heero. I start crying and Duo comforts me and kissed me and Heero went to the hospital. Trowa and Quatre and Wufei were there somewhere but that's not important. Then Heero died and I cried more and so did Duo and maybe Trowa and Quatre and Wufei did too and then because I am the last surviving member of the great Yuy clan I got Heero's strength. A year later the gundam boys and I minus Heero live in an apartment in NYC and I'm second in command after Une she's scary like whoa. I toss my knee long white hair and play with Shakiro in our apartment and he's getting so big he's almost four feet tall already and he's only six. Hes playing Duo in Kingdom Hearts "Nimou ryoukai, baka." And I have Uber- Kitti turned into a Corvette that I drove to Preventers every day and Duo rides with me because I drive fast and I still missing Heero because I'm the last of my race and I save the world on occasion because I'm practically freaking omniscient. Oh. And I have a pony.
The end.