AN: I have been wanting to do this for a while. Be warned, I am really random at times, as shown in the intro. So enjoy...

I do not own Naruto. Yet! Evil Laughter And I don't own any of the other characters such as the happy little elf. But I do own... ummmm... well nothing really...

WARNING: will contain Torture scenes (or attempts at torture scenes), and extreme Sakura/Sasuke bashing. We will see about lemons... Flames will be used to cook Kraft Dinner. Mmmm...

Characters Talking.

Characters Thinking.

Demons/Summons Talking.

Demons / Summons Thinking.

Arthors Note, important information.

A song begins, and all of the forest is singing. The birds are twittering, and they all begin "bum-blutery blue bird is singing a tune, Daffodil dillies awaken and bloom. And all the flowers assume it is a lovely, lovely spring".

The song continues as a Happy Little Elf walks out of the Door. Smiling, laughing, and waving. He hops down the stairs joyfully, bouncing and playing with all the animals in the forest...

Well, I am sorry to say that this is not the fanfict. You will be reading. The fanfict you are about to read is extremely unpleasant. If you wish to read a fanfict about a happy little Elf, you can always go to the search engine and find one.

However if you like stories about a clever and reasonably attractive orphan, suspicions fires, carnivours leeches, Japanese food and secret organizations, then stay. As I retrace each and every one of the Uzumaki child's woeful steps.

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Naruto snuck around the many Shinobi guarding the sealing scroll with surprising ease, "I know there is something fishy about this. Well whatever Mizuki has planned ill be ready." Naruto thought.

Naruto wanted to pass, but he was only half paying attention to what he was doing. While being distracted by the ranting Kyuubi no Kitsune.

-FLASHBACK-

It was October 9th, the day before Naruto's 7th birthday. He was busy making preparations. The usuals. Searching through garbage cans for empty water bottles, cleaning them and filling them with water, finding all the food he can, and last but not least baring up the windows and doors while piling furniture around the weak spots in the wall. It was all planned perfectly. "Who knows mabe nobody will get in this year!" thought Naruto.

Naruto lived an unfortunate life, ever since he was born. He was hated, and despised. He had no true friends. Everyday of his life he had been beaten. He was covered from head to toe in scars from the villages previous attempts at murder. Normally he would sit through it refusing to let them get any satisfaction from his squeals or attempts to escape, but today was different this would be no small group of attackers. This would be most of the village, they would come and try to burn down his house, thankfully the Hokage had learned and made his apartment with an extra strong, fire proof material. After trying to burn down his house they would try to break in though the windows doors, even the walls! They would get In, they always did, and they would take their pitch forks, knifes, kuni, shuriken, broken bottles and other weapons and beat him until the sun came up the next morning or some of the Hokages Anbu came intervened. Once he had finished his preparations, he hid under his bed, the only piece of furniture not propped against the wall, he waited for the siege to start.

He did not have to wait very long, he was soon woken up from his short nap by the sound of something bashing the walls of his small apartment. After about 15 min. the smashing sound stoped, for a moment he thought they had given up, but no. They had just covered his house with exploding tags. Soon there was a loud crash as the walls around him collapsed leaving rubble, dust and glass scattered all across his floor. A cheer was raised by the crowd as access to the boy was granted by the removal of the walls. They all crowded around the bed, the obvious hiding spot of the demon child. A shinobi quickly removed the bed with a quick burst of super strength, to reviel the cowering demon underneath. This shinobi was clearly the leader of the planned attack. Probably the one who set up the explosives. He grabbed Naruto's chin dragging him to his feet, then grasped his throat lifting the Kyuubi reincarnated above his head showing him to the crowd. The crowd went silent, the shinobi began to speak.

"For to long has this demon been mixed in with us. Some even treat him like a human being. This is the creature that killed your friends, family, even you children! I am here to show you that this foul beast is demon! And tonight this monster will die!"

The crowd all started to yell "Yes Kill the Demon!" "Let him feel the Pain we felt!" slowly those comments. "kill, Kill, KILL, KILL!" the crowd shouted.

The shinobi grabbed a kuni and raised it up to Naruto's throat, and almost teasingly rubbed the bunt side of the blade against it. He smiled a sadistic smile as he layed Naruto on the ground then pinning his clothes down to the floor, not caring if he cut the kid.

Naruto looked up scared at the shinobi as he made some unfamiliar hand signals, he lifted up Naruto's shirt and placed his hand on the seal. The shinobi kneeled down and whispered into his ear. "This is my bloodline brat, enjoy" he said.

He took another one of his kuni out of his pack. He gently traced the whisker lines on Naruto's face, suddenly pushing the kuni deep into the whiskers marking him the container of the Kyuubi. They started to bleed heavily, Naruto screamed as it dripping onto the floor mixing with the dust to make a mud like substance. Red chakra began forming over the cuts, the man smiled as the chakra failed to heal the cuts. He scowled ferociously as he realised that even though it had not healed the kid it had significantly slowed the blood flowing from his face. He decided to make up for this he would use his senbon needles. He roughly but accurately stabbed them into the Demons pain sensors so that the pain he felt would be felt 10 fold. Smiling admiring his handy work, he stood up leaving the Kyuubi kid pinned to the floor. He walked to the back of the crowd, as they all watched him intently, waiting to see what he would do. The shinobi quickly threw a kuni which landed on the kids Leg. The Monster let out a satisfactory scream. The shinobi gave the signal and all of the crowd cheered rushing toward the little Kyuubi with there weapons.

Naruto did not know what was happening, it always hurt, but "Damn, never this bad!" thought naruto.

Usually he would have passed out by now. It was almost as if he could not pass out. It suddenly occurred to naruto, it must be an effect of his bloodline! At this time Naruto's blood covered the floor and was still seeping out of the numerous cuts covering his body from head to toe.

Suddenly he found himself found himself in the sewers. He must have finally fallen unconscious, and one of the nurses must have healed him before she had thrown him into the sewers, it wouldn't be the first time. He heard someone mumbling, wondering who was down in the sewers with him he walked toward the sound. A couple of twists and turns later he got to a giant cage with a seal on it.

"I gave him that bloodline to save lives not to torture young kits! Oh Naruto, I am so sorry! Also it is about time you showed up. Did you get lost?" said a lovely young looking lady standing behind the bars.

Naruto stared at the woman. "Who are you? How do you know my Name? Why are you locked up in a sewer of all places?"

"Well first of I have always know your name I was there when your father named you, Naruto Uzumaki. Second, we are in you mindscape not the sewer. Third, I am the Kyuubi no Kitsune" she said.

Naruto sweatdropped. This was the Kyuubi no Kitsune?? This pretty looking woman is what the whole town was afraid of?? SHE almost destroyed his town... but she seemed so calm and nice. Well, stranger things have happened. Wait. She was supposed to be dead! "Oh God! Am I dead?" asked Naruto.

"No Kit, You are not dead. You see, I am immortal. The forth couldn't kill me, so he sealed me inside a human child. You." replied the Kyuubi.

This explained a lot. Why the villagers attacked him, and called him Demon. It also explained why the attacks were always worse on the day of the 4th's death and the Kyuubi's death. They were trying to avenge their family and friends deaths. Naruto asked "Why did you attack the Village? You don't seem like a bad person... so what happened?"

"It was not my choice to attack the village. It embarrassed me that I was so easily controlled by a bloodline of my own creation. It was a man called Uchiha Madara, he controlled me with his Mangekyou Sharingan. He wanted the ultimate destruction of Konoha, the village that he said 'tamed' the Uchiha." Kyuubi said unfolding her tale.

"So... this isn't your real form is it? I mean what happened to the 'Nine tailed fox' was it a lie or what?" asked Naruto after noticing that she indeed didn't have any tails, fox ears, or even whiskers like his.

"No this is not my true form," she said as she changed into a Giant fox that barely fit into the cage. It was so close fitting that her face was almost touching the bars of the cage. She looked pretty funny, the all-powerful Kyuubi no Kitsune scrunched into a too small cage like a kid wearing a shirt that he had out grown.

"As you can see it is a lot more comfortable in this small cage, if I stay in my human form." she said, and Naruto laughed, not his fake laugh but the kind of laugh that came from the heart. The kind that no one had heard in years. The kyuubi smiled.

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-3 Years Later-

'I was so naive back then' thought Naruto.

"Kit, this is a bad idea, and you know that! Why are you doing this?" shouted Kyuubi.

Naruto replied "This is the only way to pass without getting rid of my mask. I can not afford to drop the mask just yet. I still need everyone to think I am the idiot I was before I met you. Besides it was Mizuki who used his bloodline on me remember? The one that stops you from falling unconscious or dying. He probably thinks I have forgotten about that night, unfortunately I have a photographic memory." Naruto shuddered.

'Good thing that he has mentally suppressed some of his memories, otherwise I don't think he could have survived through all that he has. It is kinda weird though... he has a photographic memory and memory suppression problems.' mused the Kyuubi.

"Anyway" Naruto continued. "I want a little bit of revenge on that baka Mizuki-sensie" Naruto added the sensie in a mocking tone, making it painfully obvious that he thinks of Mizuki as anything but a sensie.

"Well, anyway we are here. So, lets have a look see." Naruto opened the scroll, making a point to use his Photographic Memory to memorize what is on the scroll.

"Kage Bushin no Jutsu, Oh! Kyuubi it tells you how to do Hiraishin No Jutsu, the Fourths Flash move! It also explains how they sealed you! Mabe we can find a way to release you! Wow, look at all these new Jutsus I could learn. Some of them are really cool, and this Rasengan looks interesting." said Naruto.

(Special thanks to Amberion2001 for correcting me! :3)

"Well, Kit, I don't know about releasing me, but we might just be able to weaken it. If we could find a way to do that it would make training you a lot easier." said the Kyuubi

"Oh Ya! You said you would train me once I passed and became a genin." said Naruto with joy.

"See there is another reason to do this. I pass now and then we can go train."

Kyuubi sighed. "Kit, You know something is up. I doubt that Mizuki -of all people- will let you pass. He hates your guts and you know it. There is no way he would let a kit like you become an Ninja."

"Mabe he wants to get rid of me. I mean from his point of view the fastest and easiest way to get rid of me would be to send me on a mission unprepared. They do think I am unprepared." Naruto said hoping that this was the case, but knowing it was not.

"I bet you he is pulling a Aoi Rokusho. He has fooled you into stealing something extremely valuable, he will probably run to a different village and sell it." stated Kyuubi.

(Aoi Rokusho shows up in episode 201 of Naruto. He stole the blade of the Thunder God, the sword of the Second Hokage with the help of Ibiki Morino's little brother.)

Naruto gasped. Kyuubi was right. He knew it, but that gave him an Idea. He would get Mizuki to confess his treachery in front of someone, hopefully a Jonin. Then when Mizuki attacked him or the witness, he could use the Kage Bushin. Then he could not only pass the Academy's exam, but he could let his mask slip a little. He could show the world that he was not the blabbering everyone thought he was. Not loose the mask, but just let a little bit of the real him slip though.

He ran to the meeting place that Mizuki had told him about and sent up a flare of chakra."There" he thought "someone should have felt that, and whoever it was will probably come to check out what exactly is happening". After Naruto had finished memorizing the scroll, he decided to try to use the shadow clone jutsu. Whoever found him would probably believe his story more if it looked like he had been practising it.

About five minutes later Iruka showed up. "It is all over. Hehehe." said Iruka. Naruto laughed with him. "Huh?" grunted Iruka.

"Caught me already? Not bad. Your quick Sensie. I only had time to learn one Jutsu." Naruto said laughing.

"He has been out here practising I can tell how hard he has been working.' thought Iruka.

"Listen Iruka-sensie, I'm going to show you this amazing Jutsu and you're gunna let me graduate, then everything will be ok. That is the way it works right? Anyone who learns a Jutsu from this scroll passes." said Naruto.

"Huh? Where did you get that idea?" asked Iruka.

"Mizuki-sensie told me about it, Believe it! He told me where to find the scroll and this place..." Naruto replied.

"Huh? Mizuki... ? Huh? LOOK OUT!" Iruka said as he pushed Naruto out of the way of several throwing kuni. Iruka groaned in pain as the kuni hit him.

"I see you found our little hideaway." said Mizuki who was standing in a tree nearby obviously the one who had thrown the Kuni.

Iruka replied "So that is the way it is huh? I should have known."

"Naruto" shouted Mizuki "Give me the scroll, Now!"

"Wait a minute!" Naruto all but whined. "What is going on here!?"

"Naruto, don't let Mizuki get the scroll! It contains forbidden Jutsu that can put this village in grave danger. Mizuki used you to get the scroll for himself. For his own power." Iruka panted pulling the kuni out of his leg.

"Naruto, Iruka is just trying to scare you because he does not want you to have the scroll." Mizuki said. Naruto pretended to look confused. This was all going better than he could have hoped.

"Stop lying Mizuki! Don't let him trick you Naruto!" Iruka said in a commanding, yet almost begging tone.

"Hehehe" Mizuki Chuckled "Oh I'll tell you who is really lying."

"No Mizuki!" shouted Iruka in a desperate tone, but Mizuki kept on going.

"They have been lying to you your whole life, Naruto. Since the decree Twelve years ago" Mizuki said, obviously playing his trump card.

"To bad that card expired years ago." Thought Naruto. "What decree?" he asked trying to sound confused and surprised.

Apparently it worked, because Mizuki continued. "Everyone knows except you. Iruka is tring to hide it from you even now. He would do anything to shut me up."

"What is this decree?" Naruto asked. "Why does everyone else know about it?"

"Don't tell him, it is forbidden!" shouted Iruka, but Mizuki just kept going like he wasn't even there.

"The decree is that no one can tell you that the nine tailed fox it sealed inside you." said Mizuki.

"I know." Naruto said in a calm and determined voice.

"You know... no you could not know. Mabe you don't understand... the fox spirit that Destroyed our village and killed Iruka's parents has taken over your body. You are the nine tailed fox."

"Now Mizuki-sensie, that is where you are wrong... let me help you a bit. A vessel is an object used as a container. You really are fools. Do you really think I am the nine tailed fox? Or that the nine tailed fox is possessing me?" said Naruto thrilled to loosen the mask even if just a little, and just temporarily.

"Who? When?" asked Iruka in a state of shock.

"Myself about... three years ago. I'm not as dumb as everyone thinks. I can piece it together... the clues were obvious. Everyone in town attacks me on the day of the Kyuubi attack, they all call me demon child, or something along those lines. Last but not least I have whiskers!! It doesn't take a genius to figure it out." Naruto said. Then he spoke to Kyuubi "Why cant I tell them about meeting you?"

The Kyuubi answered "You just can't, ok Kit? Don't tell them about meeting me."

Mizuki jumped down from the trees, he was starting to get desperate. "Naruto just give me the scroll. We could run away from this village. You know it hates you. That will never change. Give me the scroll, we will sell it and I could train you, teach you all the Jutsu I know. We would be rich and you could become a greater ninja than the Forth Hokage." Mizuki continued on babbling about the possibilities. All the places they could go, all the things they could do. It was almost tempting.

Naruto thought for a minute. Then said "Ok Mizuki-sensie," as he handed over the scroll.

"According to the Konoha Book of Laws, You have just committed treachery, and grand theft making you a SS ranked Missing-Nin. As we all know Missing-Nin above A is to be killed on sight. Sorry Mizuki sensie." Naruto smiled.

After Naruto had tortured and killed Mizuki-sensie, which was hard work by the way, even with Kyuubi's Help. He noticed that poor Iruka was in shock. "What should I do?" Naruto asked Kyuubi.

"Use one of the Jutsu you learned from that scroll." Answered Kyuubi

"Which one? Oh! The Kinen Kaihou no Jutsu! Of course!" several hand signs later Naruto looked at Iruka and shouted "Kinen Kaihou no Jutsu!" Iruka looked up at him, and as their eyes met Iruka's eyes glazed over.

( Kinen Kaihou translates to Memory release... -I think- so it is Memory Release no Jutsu. If I am wrong or you find a better/cooler way to say it please let me know.)

Naruto looked straight into Iruka's eyes. "I did not know about the fox, I ran away feeling horrible. You started giving Mizuki a 'Naruto is not a monster' speech, he attacks you. I jump out and save you having over heard everything. I accidentally kill Mizuki with Kage Bushin.I feel horrible again. You comforted me and are about to take me out for Ramen... Oh and I pass." Naruto said then snapped his fingers. The sudden noise brought Iruka out of his trance.

"Hey Naruto." he said. "Close your eyes." Naruto did as he was told, as Iruka gave him his headband. "Ok Open your eyes."

Naruto pretended to be speechless. "Congratulations Naruto, You are now a Ninja!" Iruka paused. "So, Naruto do you want to go out for ramen?"

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-The Next Morning-

Naruto woke the next morning, and he was a little sore. It seemed that the information gathered by the clone was sent to the original. That would make it a lot easier to... better test it out first. He made a clone, and sent the clone out for a walk in the village.

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-With the clone-

'I wonder if Kyuubi I can hear Kyuubi...' Naruto thought.

"Kyuubi? Kyuubi? You here?? Guess not." 'Well it was worth a try.' Naruto thought, wondering if he could find a way to have the clones hear Kyuubi. While pondering ideas that might allow the clones to talk to Kyuubi, Naruto ran into Sakura.

"Hello Baka, what are you doing? Not anymore pranks. You always make us pay for your mistakes... Why are you wearing a Shinobi Headband when you failed? NARUTO YOU BAKA!! DID YOU STEAL IT?? blah blah baka blah blah blah blah idiot..."Sakura said.

Naruto began to ignore her screams. Naruto stood there as Sakura kept talking, his anger slowly building.

'Man Sakura is such a loud mouth... well at least she is not talking about Sasuke.' that thought cooled him down a bit.

"Blah blah blah, You will NEVER be as good as Sasuke! sigh. It is no wonder your family ABANDONED you. blah blah blah!" she shouted at his back.

That was it. He could not take it. He had listened to this for the last time, he was going to rip her pretty little throat out. He began to access the Kyuubi's chakra and as he did he heard a gasp.

"Kit, don't do this! You will regret it! Hurting this idiot will not do anything. You will just attract attention to yourself!" Naruto just ignored the Kyuubi's pleas.

Sakura was standing there, she was no longer talking, she and every person on the street were standing still and silent, watching the red chakra gathering around Naruto's body. The chakra was collecting in the shape of a fox, someone on the street screamed "KYUUBI NO KITSUNE!!".

That broke through the silence, suddenly everybody was screaming and running away.

Some Anbu had noticed the commotion on one of the main streets, they ran toward the screaming, they were about half way there when they all noticed it. That familiar sadistically cruel chakra signature. They had only felt this kind of chakra once before. On the day of the attack. The leader of the group of Anbu looked to the fastest member of the five man squad and said.

"Hurry! Go tell the Hokage. Quickly we don't have much time!"

"Yes, Sir!" replied the squad member to his captain, running off to the Hokage's office.

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-At the Hokage's office-

Sarutobi getting ready for a fight. Mentally he would never be prepared. He did not want to do this, but it was for the good of the village. Best case scenario, Naruto snaps out of it before he gets there or hurts anyone. Worst case scenario he has to... kill... Naruto before he causes anymore damage. 'This has to be the worst part of being Hokage, even worse than paperwork.' thought the Sandaime Hokage.

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-On the Street-

The Hokage arrived on the street to find Naruto Uzumaki standing in the middle of the street covered with red chakra. Two tails made of the chakra rolling behind him. While he was holding the Sakura girl up in the air by her throat, and there they were. Both looking at each other, Sakura with a look of complete fear and a hint of shock. Naruto with rage and anger. The killer Intent let out of this boy was amazing. Several of the Villagers had collapsed under the unseen weight. The rest had fled. Behind the boy there were 4 Anbu, they looked as if they had been thrown into the wall. The walls behind them were dented and cracked. Three of the Anbu unconscious, the other one dead. The Hokage Gasped at the damage.

It seemed like the only Villagers injured were the ones who had been knocked unconscious by the Killer Intent. The Anbu were in rough shape but all of the would survive except the one that was already dead. The damage that those tails had done on the buildings themselves was obvious. The tails had almost collapsed three shops, and four houses. It was going to take a huge chuck of cash to fix this damage. The Hokage snapped out of his little spell of shock. "NARUTO!!" he shouted.

Naruto looked at the Hokage for a second then the chakra suddenly snapped back, he dropped Sakura. He stood there for a second hand in the air as if still holding Sakura's throat. Then he took a couple steps back, dropped to his knees holding his head.

The Hokage stood there for a second till he knew it was safe to approach Naruto. After he was sure it was safe to approach the child he walked forward and put his hand on Naruto's shoulder. "Come to my office," Said the Sandaime Hokage in a hard voice. He could not afford to be Sarutobi Sasuke.

Naruto looked up with a pained expression, and nodded. The Hokage nodded back and disappeared in a swirl of leaves. He knew what this would mean. Chances were that the Hokage had decided that he was to hazardous to be kept alive. The Clone solemnly dispelled itself.

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-At Naruto's Apartment.-

As Naruto felt the clone dispel his head felt a little dizzy. Naruto realised what had happened and started to walk toward the Hokages office knowing that he was probably walking toward his own funeral.

"You don't have to do this we could run away, become missing-nin. We don't have to do this!" Said Kyuubi, but he knew it was no use.

'That boy would follow the Hokage anywhere.'the she thought.

"What did I just do? I mean... what just happened? What was that?" Naruto asked still in shock.

"You accessed some of my chakra, this is not uncommon for Jinchūriki or the holders of the nine tailed beasts. It seems our release is anger... interesting, but the more important thing is I will need to train you. If you release my chakra it will form in the shape of a fox covering your body starting with one tail. If you reach nine tails, our souls will merge and I don't think that would be such a good idea. So I will need to train you... the question is when will we get the time. As a genin you will spend most of your time doing stupid D ranked missions."

"Kyuubi we both know that this will likely be the end. There is no way that he would let this go unpunished, and after what I did the punishment will be severe. I KILLED a person, an Anbu for absolutely no reason. There is no reason he should pardon this. The village would probably see this as a blessing. Getting rid of the Demon child." Said Naruto in a state of grim acceptance.

Kyuubi said nothing and so it remained silent until they walked into the Hokages office. Scared of the grim news they were obviously about to receive.

Naruto walked into the Hokage's office, where the Sandaime Hokage was waiting for them.

AN: Hope you enjoyed the first chapter! Don't forget to review! The more Reviews I get the more motivated i will be to write the next chapter! Don't forget i need your flames too... The for my KD isn't even boiling yet. :D