Notice Me, Sensei!
Summary: Tsuna knows that his students are not the type to joke around him (although they seem to have odd fascination in teasing him or something) but when they suddenly declared that they want to marry him...well, he doesn't know what to think and feels his prospects of ever getting married seem grim.
A/N: This story is strictly for my own amusement and I'm just sharing it. I do not own Katekyo Hitman Reborn or Sensei Lock On (which I based this on). It'll be long or short depending on my muse. Now, please enjoy the story. (P.S. Has one-sided all27...meaning girls and boys like Tsuna but Tsuna's conflicted)
Chapter One: Feeling Like I'm Doing Something Immoral Here
Okay, Sawada Tsunayoshi had his share of insecurities and his lack of experience but after some few years of getting used to, he had turned out to be a great teacher. It's not a favorable job if he wanted to continue paying for his family's expenses but it was better than nothing.
He was known as Dame-Tsuna so he didn't really become qualified for other jobs other than teaching, even if he had outgrown his dameness a little. Now, he was getting side-tracked.
His real problem didn't really go with his past. It was a rather simple thing, which was actually more complicated than it seemed. His students, for lack of words, seem to like him too much that he felt like he was doing something really immoral while teaching his students.
It might just be his imagination going wayward or he was being his idiotic self.
"Sensei!" a small dark-haired girl dashed towards the young man, who stopped at the sight of one of his precious students. She smiled shyly and gave a red heart-shaped box, blushing deeply all the way. "Happy Valentine's Day, Tsuna-sensei!"
There was nothing unusual with few students giving chocolate to their teachers. Tsuna seriously wanted to leave out the fact that it was odd that the shape of the chocolate was heart. Later, he would like to ignore the "love" sticking on the middle of the chocolate. Ignorance was bliss, after all.
And this was his ten-year-old student, he was talking about. He'd rather not want to be put into jail in his twenty-five years of living for hitting on minors. Never mind that it seemed more like his students were the ones hitting on him, not the other way around.
'Haru-chan wasn't meaning anything by giving me this,' he seriously thought to himself. 'She just gives too much effort in showing her appreciation in me as her teacher. Yes, that's right... There's nothing wrong with this.'
"Please accept this chocolate as a token of my everlasting love for you, sensei!"
Dead, the older brunet felt like dying in these five seconds of his life. He tried to convince himself that this would probably be short term but having had the same experience in the past years of teaching, he second doubted himself.
"You can't like your teacher that way, Haru-chan," he knelt down a little and firmly told her, his eyes glowing with kindness and gentleness to make the little girl understand him. "I'm too old for you and you're my student. I can't date any of my students."
"I can't?" the petite student tilted her head sadly and her eyes watered a little, making the teacher squirmed in place. Tsuna was definitely not good with children crying. "Then, I will..."
A smile was pulled by the older man. It seemed like his student had gotten the message. 'Haru-chan was always a smart girl,' he thought in delight, closing his honey-browns.
"I will grow up and finish school as early as I can so I will marry Tsuna-sensei!"
Kami, a spear seemed to have hit him badly.
Mentally banging his head at a wall, his horrified eyes shot up and he could only gape stupidly at the determined girl. The sight was actually supposed to be cute with the sparkling ad adoring eyes, pouting lips and glittering atmosphere but this was Tsuna's student, his fifteen-years-old junior.
He was not a pedophile, damn it! This wasn't supposed to happen to a twenty-five-year-old teacher.
His mouth opened to say something, anything to stop the horrid thoughts of his students, when he caught sight of a flying object coming right at them. His intuition flared up immediately and he grabbed the little girl, nearly getting bombed by exploding dynamites.
Insert the major breakdown at the sight of the destruction and the thought of some criminal in the school.
However, he blinked when the smog was cleared and only a small silver-haired boy was found in the middle. Holding small dynamites in his hand, he scowled at the two, or more likely the girl, "You idiot! You can't marry Juudaime, stupid girl!"
Tsuna was glad, really glad that someone finally understood what he was saying. 'But Hayato-kun needs to say it nicely,' he sighed at the cracks caused by the dynamites and shook his head. 'And he needs to stop with the dynamites... I keep thinking that some criminals had gotten inside the school!'
"Why not?! I love Sensei!" said teacher went to bang his head at his other student. The adoration was seriously cute but there was only enough that he could handle.
"You still can't because I love Juudaime more and I'll be the one to marry him, you stupid girl!"
'Oh kami, kill me now,' the brunet felt like crying there at the moment. He was certainly feeling like he was doing something immoral by teacher younger students, who seemed to magically fall for him. 'I want to die right now.'
"You?! You're a boy, Baka-Dera! Boys can't marry each other and do what married couples do! Plus I love Sensei a thousand times than you!"
"Yes, they can! I researched it, you baka! And what's wrong proof? I love Juudaime more!"
Pouting before flashing a wild grin, Haru went to their still shocked and kissed his cheek. The man instantly stiffened but the two never noticed. She glanced at the angry boy with triumph, "There's my proof!"
"Y-y-you kissed Juudaime!" glaring heatedly, he scowled icily and went towards the older man, getting a suspicious glare from his opponent. He tiptoed and kissed his teacher full on the lips quickly. He blushed furiously afterwards but managed to look smug. "Well, I kissed him on the lips! That means I love him more."
Tsuna wanted to die. Well, at the very least, he fainted so he wouldn't be dealing with anymore of the student-loving-him-that-they-want-to-marry-him-despite-the-age-and-gender situations for the meantime.