Disclaimer: DBZ isn't ours and never will so bug off!!!
Authors note Celera: "This takes place just after Vegeta's training trip in space, he has returned and has begun a relationship with Bulma, but it isn't that serious yet, and NO she isn't yet pregnant of little Trunky- chan!" (update: September - 2003; Completely revised thanks to a kind scolding. Thanks for that.)
~ Lightning & Thunder revealing the title behind a dark background ~
=BLAST THEM=
" Damn, and I had made it to level 7." The woman cursed a the computer screen that flashed a for her, frustrating and really offensive message. On the screen she could read "Game Over".
" Blasted computer, but this time I'll win, you will see"
When it came to computer games Dione was very eager to win, she hated to lose. A few weeks ago she bought a computer-game called "Blast them". Having that, the computer was always on standby. The game was simple, the Earth was overrun by androids and you know what she had to do! Right, blasting them to bits!
" Nooooooo, die you twit, yessssssss! Level nine, come on you Baka wham, got you!"
" Dione, keep it quiet, besides it almost midnight, go to sleep!" Sounded a male howl from below.
"OKAY, dad!"(She yelled)"When I am ready"(she whispered) At three AM, she reached the final level, level thirteen. "YESS, I HAVE DONE IT!"
On the screen appeared: "YOU HAVE WON BLAST THEM YOU ARE ALOWED ONE REQUEST, STATE HIM BY ENTERING THROUGH THE KEYBOARD, THANK YOU, AND PLAY AGAIN!"
" Yeah right, playing once is enough, thank you. Let me think...........ooooooohhhhhhh I know it!"
On the dotted line she tipped "BRING Vegeta FROM Dragonball Z TO ME FOR 24 HOURS, IN THE FLESH" and pushed the enter button.
" Processing request" It almost seemed that the computer was going nuts! " Request permitted, standby." The only thing that was good about a computer was that it stayed polite, even when it had a meltdown! When the blips and swipes had stopped only a black screen was to be seen.
" Damn, stupid peace of Tec-crap!" Dione whispered, stood up and prepared for bed. And wondering how to explain the computers current state to her beloved sister. The next morning the alarm-clock went off. She woke up briefly, turned around and fell asleep again. For the second time the clock went off. Dione sat up and looked around, then to her computer. A single sentence was written: PROCES COMPLETED, PROGRAM ENDED!"
"Yeah right, stupid game!" She rubbed her eyes out. Dione tried to get out of her bed when she tripped over something big! " What in the name of.............whoooooaaaaahhhhh! It worked!"
Right before her eyes she saw Vegeta, in full glory, but in his nightshirt! If you could call it a night-shirt, more a black remnant of fabric. Vegeta woke up and turned around to see were he was! Instead he saw a woman who looked at him as if she had saw the Big Bang up close! That still could be arranged though.
"What are you staring at woman!" He hissed. " I eh I can't believe it!" "Believe what!"
" That you are here, before me, how cool!" With smoldering black coal eyes he glared down at the frail human woman. Who's neck he'd be snapping if he didn't get some answers darned quick.
"Where am I, better yet, who are you!" He demanded! "Oh, sorry, my name is Dione. I completed a game and I could make a wish!" she gulped when she noticed his temper getting the better of him. He was most lethal then.for her that is. "Here, this game!" Dione quickly took the box and showed it to the moody Prince.
"Blast Them" He read thoughtful out loud, "Interesting title.and you won?" "Yep, but I did forget something! A minor detail." "What!" "I don't know how I can get you back sooner the 24 hours, sorry." A pale- faced Dione replied. Involuntarily inching back. Suddenly her room felt like a lions den.added with a ticking time bomb.
"Well, woman. For you information I am not a reward! Nor am I gullible fool like Kakarot, sent me back now or be prepared to die!!!!" She threw up her arms in defense.
"OK, Ok, hold you horses! The only way I can think of is that you play the game and you will be home before you know it!" She cried in fright. Peeping through her hands that had found their way to her face, and covering her eyes. How would his response be?
" DIOOOONNNEEE, are you awake, you have to go to school!" The voice of Dione's mother shouted under the stairs. She gulped. Crisis! She couldn't let Vegeta blow a fuse, returning home to ruins this afternoon, and her mother couldn't know there was like.a handsome male person in her bedroom.
" O, shit.....Vegeta, be quiet, if my mother finds you I am in big trouble!" She hissed. "I, know mom, be ready in ten minutes!!!!!"
" So, little brat, what now, I am not leaving you out of my sight!" Vegeta pointed his finger to Dione. Shirking dark. She frowned. Brat? Little even?
"Ssssst, let me think!" she tapped her chin thoughtful. Turning her back to Vegeta who was giving her the death glare. Vegeta folded his arms and looked with a grim to the despair of the teen before him. It reminded him of the good old days when he would scare the living daylight out of little children.
" Well, if you insist on not leaving me, how long has it been since you went to school????" " I never went!, I, as a Prince, had a private teacher" A proud grin appeared on Vegeta's face. " Now you will!!!! I'll try to get you some clothes from my dad, be back in a sec!"
Now Dione was away, Vegeta could take a good look around. Her room was full of trinkets and stuff. Posters hung on the wall, only DBZ and Vegeta. He took a look of one of the action-posters where Vegeta transforms himself from his normal self to SS1. He tilted his head a bit.
" I did not know it looked so cool!" He snickered to himself proud.
On a desk the cursed computer stood silently. He walked up to the thing that Dione called a computer and took a good look at it. Bulma had stuff like that too, but he was never allowed near one of them, he wondered why?
"Here I am. And there you go, one sweater, one pair of sneakers, socks and eh, trousers, well jeans!"
Vegeta looked down to the rather nice young woman and decided to play along That school thing couldn't be that bad, he had been in various battles, so this would be as the humans put it, a piece of cake. Besides he was a prince, a SAIYAN prince, he could deal with ANYTHING in this lousy HUMAN world!
"I'll tell my mom that you are a friend and stayed for the night ok? But please don't make her mad, she is just like Bulma." " No sweat brat, just find a way to get me back very soon. Lets go!"
Authors note Celera: "This takes place just after Vegeta's training trip in space, he has returned and has begun a relationship with Bulma, but it isn't that serious yet, and NO she isn't yet pregnant of little Trunky- chan!" (update: September - 2003; Completely revised thanks to a kind scolding. Thanks for that.)
~ Lightning & Thunder revealing the title behind a dark background ~
=BLAST THEM=
" Damn, and I had made it to level 7." The woman cursed a the computer screen that flashed a for her, frustrating and really offensive message. On the screen she could read "Game Over".
" Blasted computer, but this time I'll win, you will see"
When it came to computer games Dione was very eager to win, she hated to lose. A few weeks ago she bought a computer-game called "Blast them". Having that, the computer was always on standby. The game was simple, the Earth was overrun by androids and you know what she had to do! Right, blasting them to bits!
" Nooooooo, die you twit, yessssssss! Level nine, come on you Baka wham, got you!"
" Dione, keep it quiet, besides it almost midnight, go to sleep!" Sounded a male howl from below.
"OKAY, dad!"(She yelled)"When I am ready"(she whispered) At three AM, she reached the final level, level thirteen. "YESS, I HAVE DONE IT!"
On the screen appeared: "YOU HAVE WON BLAST THEM YOU ARE ALOWED ONE REQUEST, STATE HIM BY ENTERING THROUGH THE KEYBOARD, THANK YOU, AND PLAY AGAIN!"
" Yeah right, playing once is enough, thank you. Let me think...........ooooooohhhhhhh I know it!"
On the dotted line she tipped "BRING Vegeta FROM Dragonball Z TO ME FOR 24 HOURS, IN THE FLESH" and pushed the enter button.
" Processing request" It almost seemed that the computer was going nuts! " Request permitted, standby." The only thing that was good about a computer was that it stayed polite, even when it had a meltdown! When the blips and swipes had stopped only a black screen was to be seen.
" Damn, stupid peace of Tec-crap!" Dione whispered, stood up and prepared for bed. And wondering how to explain the computers current state to her beloved sister. The next morning the alarm-clock went off. She woke up briefly, turned around and fell asleep again. For the second time the clock went off. Dione sat up and looked around, then to her computer. A single sentence was written: PROCES COMPLETED, PROGRAM ENDED!"
"Yeah right, stupid game!" She rubbed her eyes out. Dione tried to get out of her bed when she tripped over something big! " What in the name of.............whoooooaaaaahhhhh! It worked!"
Right before her eyes she saw Vegeta, in full glory, but in his nightshirt! If you could call it a night-shirt, more a black remnant of fabric. Vegeta woke up and turned around to see were he was! Instead he saw a woman who looked at him as if she had saw the Big Bang up close! That still could be arranged though.
"What are you staring at woman!" He hissed. " I eh I can't believe it!" "Believe what!"
" That you are here, before me, how cool!" With smoldering black coal eyes he glared down at the frail human woman. Who's neck he'd be snapping if he didn't get some answers darned quick.
"Where am I, better yet, who are you!" He demanded! "Oh, sorry, my name is Dione. I completed a game and I could make a wish!" she gulped when she noticed his temper getting the better of him. He was most lethal then.for her that is. "Here, this game!" Dione quickly took the box and showed it to the moody Prince.
"Blast Them" He read thoughtful out loud, "Interesting title.and you won?" "Yep, but I did forget something! A minor detail." "What!" "I don't know how I can get you back sooner the 24 hours, sorry." A pale- faced Dione replied. Involuntarily inching back. Suddenly her room felt like a lions den.added with a ticking time bomb.
"Well, woman. For you information I am not a reward! Nor am I gullible fool like Kakarot, sent me back now or be prepared to die!!!!" She threw up her arms in defense.
"OK, Ok, hold you horses! The only way I can think of is that you play the game and you will be home before you know it!" She cried in fright. Peeping through her hands that had found their way to her face, and covering her eyes. How would his response be?
" DIOOOONNNEEE, are you awake, you have to go to school!" The voice of Dione's mother shouted under the stairs. She gulped. Crisis! She couldn't let Vegeta blow a fuse, returning home to ruins this afternoon, and her mother couldn't know there was like.a handsome male person in her bedroom.
" O, shit.....Vegeta, be quiet, if my mother finds you I am in big trouble!" She hissed. "I, know mom, be ready in ten minutes!!!!!"
" So, little brat, what now, I am not leaving you out of my sight!" Vegeta pointed his finger to Dione. Shirking dark. She frowned. Brat? Little even?
"Ssssst, let me think!" she tapped her chin thoughtful. Turning her back to Vegeta who was giving her the death glare. Vegeta folded his arms and looked with a grim to the despair of the teen before him. It reminded him of the good old days when he would scare the living daylight out of little children.
" Well, if you insist on not leaving me, how long has it been since you went to school????" " I never went!, I, as a Prince, had a private teacher" A proud grin appeared on Vegeta's face. " Now you will!!!! I'll try to get you some clothes from my dad, be back in a sec!"
Now Dione was away, Vegeta could take a good look around. Her room was full of trinkets and stuff. Posters hung on the wall, only DBZ and Vegeta. He took a look of one of the action-posters where Vegeta transforms himself from his normal self to SS1. He tilted his head a bit.
" I did not know it looked so cool!" He snickered to himself proud.
On a desk the cursed computer stood silently. He walked up to the thing that Dione called a computer and took a good look at it. Bulma had stuff like that too, but he was never allowed near one of them, he wondered why?
"Here I am. And there you go, one sweater, one pair of sneakers, socks and eh, trousers, well jeans!"
Vegeta looked down to the rather nice young woman and decided to play along That school thing couldn't be that bad, he had been in various battles, so this would be as the humans put it, a piece of cake. Besides he was a prince, a SAIYAN prince, he could deal with ANYTHING in this lousy HUMAN world!
"I'll tell my mom that you are a friend and stayed for the night ok? But please don't make her mad, she is just like Bulma." " No sweat brat, just find a way to get me back very soon. Lets go!"