A day in the life of Tony Marino
Disclaimer: Its just a story, its not real. Get a Life
13 year old Tony looks out at Discovery Middle School, he thinks to himself: It'll be a good year....
He walks in the door and expects more then he sees "Damn who are these scrawny bitchs?"
A teacher hears him and yells at him
" That kind of language is not permitted in school young man"
"Fuck you whore, I gotta get goin"
With that Tony runs his ass off and bumps into a mulleted man.
"Hey punk, I'll ice you-"
Tony retorts with
"Hey 1984 called, they want they'er hair back" Damn he thought, that really sucked
"Bitch? who you think you-"
"Joey the bitch is right, get a hair cut" This comes from Matt who is Joey's friend but thinks he needs a haircut.
" Yeah whatever" Joey walks off and flips joey off. Joey shouts
"Fuck you, you little bizaatch" Joey feels good about actually standing up to people- He thinks it does feel good My mullet alone could have slapped that bitch up'
Tony enters first period taught by Yokers.
"Great he thinks a dumb fat bitch with glasses" He said his thought aloud.
"Yeah she could stand to lose a few pounds" The voice came from a person he knew of: Fox he was pretty violent he heard but he heard that from a kid who cornholes people with his knees...
Half-way through, The fat bitch yokers says
"Tonight's home is-"
"nothing!" The kid named Fox yelled this throughout the class
"If you can't show proper respect you'll be asked to leave the classroom"
"Can I leave this class is utter shit, and half these kids are overweight fat bodies- Come on people just say no to twinkies" Tony also yelled this but to the fat kid named "Billy" in the corner.
"Hey I'll eat you, man I havn't had a full 7-course meal for 3 hours now... Uhhh Can someone help me get up?" He whined heavily
A thick stench of B-O surrounded his corner of the room
"Hey billy, go dunk your head in Pine-sol" Fox yelled this and billy started crying
" Come on you guys, Can't I be loved? is it that Hard?" he sobbed this..barely
" Hey billy you aren't Charlie brown" joey said laughing and pointing
Fox went up to billy and kicked him in his stomach
"My foot... Its.. Getting sucked in!"
Joey came and pulled a towtruck out of his mullet, and dragged fox out.
"Okay it comes in use very rarely" Matt said
" Dun Dun Jigga Dun Jigga Jigga" Along with Fox's leg was Jordan who was humping it
" Ahhh! get off me Fuckstick"
" Oh don't Resist"
Fox proceeded to introduce jordan's head to a desk leg... He put jordan's mouth on it and Axe kicked that bitch.
"Oh Yeah, Harder OHh" Jordan might be enjoying this
Next Chapter Tony Actually has some more lines and more idiocy ensues
Disclaimer: Its just a story, its not real. Get a Life
13 year old Tony looks out at Discovery Middle School, he thinks to himself: It'll be a good year....
He walks in the door and expects more then he sees "Damn who are these scrawny bitchs?"
A teacher hears him and yells at him
" That kind of language is not permitted in school young man"
"Fuck you whore, I gotta get goin"
With that Tony runs his ass off and bumps into a mulleted man.
"Hey punk, I'll ice you-"
Tony retorts with
"Hey 1984 called, they want they'er hair back" Damn he thought, that really sucked
"Bitch? who you think you-"
"Joey the bitch is right, get a hair cut" This comes from Matt who is Joey's friend but thinks he needs a haircut.
" Yeah whatever" Joey walks off and flips joey off. Joey shouts
"Fuck you, you little bizaatch" Joey feels good about actually standing up to people- He thinks it does feel good My mullet alone could have slapped that bitch up'
Tony enters first period taught by Yokers.
"Great he thinks a dumb fat bitch with glasses" He said his thought aloud.
"Yeah she could stand to lose a few pounds" The voice came from a person he knew of: Fox he was pretty violent he heard but he heard that from a kid who cornholes people with his knees...
Half-way through, The fat bitch yokers says
"Tonight's home is-"
"nothing!" The kid named Fox yelled this throughout the class
"If you can't show proper respect you'll be asked to leave the classroom"
"Can I leave this class is utter shit, and half these kids are overweight fat bodies- Come on people just say no to twinkies" Tony also yelled this but to the fat kid named "Billy" in the corner.
"Hey I'll eat you, man I havn't had a full 7-course meal for 3 hours now... Uhhh Can someone help me get up?" He whined heavily
A thick stench of B-O surrounded his corner of the room
"Hey billy, go dunk your head in Pine-sol" Fox yelled this and billy started crying
" Come on you guys, Can't I be loved? is it that Hard?" he sobbed this..barely
" Hey billy you aren't Charlie brown" joey said laughing and pointing
Fox went up to billy and kicked him in his stomach
"My foot... Its.. Getting sucked in!"
Joey came and pulled a towtruck out of his mullet, and dragged fox out.
"Okay it comes in use very rarely" Matt said
" Dun Dun Jigga Dun Jigga Jigga" Along with Fox's leg was Jordan who was humping it
" Ahhh! get off me Fuckstick"
" Oh don't Resist"
Fox proceeded to introduce jordan's head to a desk leg... He put jordan's mouth on it and Axe kicked that bitch.
"Oh Yeah, Harder OHh" Jordan might be enjoying this
Next Chapter Tony Actually has some more lines and more idiocy ensues